[Bush spreading democracy] I also read that warlords including the ones that have killed Americans such as Sader’s Militia are getting to control their own areas. In other words the predictions that the Democrats and others in the Republican Party have made over the last few years are coming true. Iraq is not going to be a centrally governed democracy because some of the warlords taking over regions are against having a central government. They want their own little fiefdom. In fact things are going so great in Iraq that the northern Iraqi Kurds are fighting against the Turkish military. So Kurdish Iraqis are fighting against a NATO organization. How wonderful?

When we leave Iraq it will be none the better off then it was. Did you also read that Iran is paying millions to help Iraq rebuild? Isn’t it great that Iran, that wonderful nation, is helping restore its friendship with Iraq and sending tons of money to help Iraq rebuild. Did you also read that the government of Iraq wants American military contractors out? Take a day and read all of the news. Don’t just read and listen to American news listen and read articles and reports from other countries too. Iraq is going great. The flowered parades and free candy cannot be more then a year ahead can it? Rumsfeld promised us the parades would begin 6 1/2 years ago. It’s a delightful place. "Honey hand me those rose colored shades over there and turn up O'Reilly".

I can not believe Tom Willi talking about the BP and Islamorada Library’s possible closing.  He says "Some services are essential, some are not."  Has he been into either one of those libraries?  Does he even have a library card?  He seems to forget our children use them for homework help, book reports, projects, etc.  Are they not essential?  There are a lot of kids here in BP and the surrounding keys that depend on the library for help with school.  There are a lot of us tax payers here that use the library on a regular basis for books, movies and other services they provide.  The only thing that has to go is Tom. ~valdez424@hotmail.com

Blackwater contractors are the epitome of what happens when you sub-contract out a war. If Americans are not willing to sacrifice, we shouldn’t go to war. It’s just not important enough.

Two weeks after the fear-inducing nuclear disaster film The China Syndrome debuted the Three Mile Island nuclear plant in Pennsylvania suffered a partial meltdown. That effectively stopped nuclear energy in the country. It looks times are changing, there has been an application submitted to build, in Texas, the first new nuclear power plant in fifty years.

PMS feels ten times worse down here, closer to the Equator.  Alcohol seems to help more than drugs from the pharmacy.  It's fun to be a woman. We get to birth the babies and have  mental-pause too. While the fellows get handsomer and drive really nice cars.

Why don’t they make a laptop computer with a detachable monitor so I can connect my 21” monitor at home and use it as both a PC and then reattach the monitor and use it as a laptop when I need one? Having two computers is too much work keeping them updated.

[Good realtors deserve money] What a lot of people don’t know is that realtors are self-employed independent contractors who get no salary only commission (how many would want to go without a known paycheck). The fact is that realtors mostly get only 1/2 of a typical 6% listing. Another mostly unknown fact is that they have to split that 3% with a broker (a realtor must work for a broker) anywhere from 50/50 to 90/10 depending on their contract. Some even have to pay a desk fee and for color copies. After that they have to buy expensive color ads, error and special car insurance, office supplies, web sites, monthly and yearly dues, signs, postage, promo branded items, etc. A good realtor will get you more for your house in a slow market than a warehouse, discount outlet realtor which brings cheaper clients. Most good realtors earn it.

[No farm subsidies] If you hate giving your money to subsidize others feel free to lead the parade against farm subsidies. Why should 1 penny of my hard earned money go to someone that’s paid to not grow something? Conservatives against farm subsidies is a great idea,  If the farmers can’t make a buck, oh, well, better grow something else. Farmers stay out of our pockets. Support yourself. It’s time real conservatives take this stand.

Kudos to Big Piners Bob and Sue D'Antonio for Grand Prize in the Fantasy Fest parade on Saturday. Also kudos to Marshall and Christa of Ramrod Key whose float "Duvalocity" also took top honors.  It's cool that the Lower Keys beat all those other floats.

Hey, Woody, I hope you’re happy wherever you are. We all love you.

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How is it possible a republican supporter can say with a straight face, "Don’t spend more money then you have" then support President Bush? Amazing. China thanks you for your borrowing practices. They said, "Don’t worry about the principal just continue making the interest payments". Cheney said it best "Deficits don’t matter". It will matter to the next President.

[Dennis Cooper/The Blue Paper] One thing you failed to mention is that it's easier for you to publish the Blue Paper without making much money on it because you got a nice check back from the City (for the old Police Chief's screw-up) to help pay for it.

Regardless of how much corruption and malfeasance you uncover, it doesn't excuse the cases where you slander people and put words into their mouths just because you don't like them. How about reporting the facts without inventing things that didn't happen? When you make things up, you just reduce your credibility.

[Real Estate Agents]  I'm not sure why people are singling them out vs any other occupation.  We just bought a house in the keys and if someone thinks they could have sold us one without an agent, they're very mistaken.  Our search spanned over a year, and included, at least 4 full days worth of house visits--a heck of a time investment by the realtor with no guarantees we would buy.

On the selling side, we just sold a house in another state, and it was the same thing--they fielded so many calls, hosted a ton of visits, and guided everything through the closing.  Our closing ended up with a bit of a terms and conditions debate, and our realtor negotiated it with the buyer’s agent.  

So don't look at the return on the sale, look at the effort involved. Maybe 1 of 10 buy, and they spend 40 working days on it.  They carry the advertising costs, office expenses, travel costs, etc. It's a very competitive market too so weaker agents won't cut it for long. I look for successful agents to work with, not cheap ones. You get what you pay for.

Thanks for stealing our pumpkin from Lost Cargo Trading Post. I hope it spits seeds at you and turns you into a goblin! Happy Halloween!

[Realtors] I am going to make a guess and say that the person who feels there should be a flat fee for a Realtor selling a house weather it is $500,000 or $5M and for sale by owner has never bought or sold a house.  Just think about a $5M house or even a $1M house.  Think about the buyers of such houses.  Do you think Donald Trump drives around and looks for a "For Sale By Owner" sign in the front yard?  If you wish to sell your house by owner, please do.  A Realtor will gladly sell your next door neighbor's house.  Most by owner sellers end up listing their house after a year of failure trying to sell it them self.  There is no shortage of listings these days.

How come we don't get to vote on who gets to be in such a powerful position as the county Planning Commission? How do they get there and how can we get rid of them?

Everyone I know is a realtor.

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[Realtors] How about some facts? How many hours of actual work does it take to sell a $400,000 house? How many to sell a $1,000,000 house? I'd bet they are pretty similar. How much do you spend to advertise each? How about paying realtors actual expenses and perhaps $100 an hour (pretty high pay for semi-skilled labor) for the time they actually spend working on selling my house. However, at 6% a $400,000 house amounts to $24,000 commission. From what I've seen they rarely work 40 hours showing and processing paperwork to sell a single house, let alone a couple of hundred hours. I seriously doubt if they spend $10,000 advertising such a house, either, but if they did they'd still have to put in 140 hours to earn a mere $100/hour. The main reason they are starving here is that there are too many of them.

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First Walk on Winn Dixie of the season is Friday November 2 from 7:00 to 9:00.  What is this?

[men still find me attractive] You can smoke your neck off and be ugly as sin, but guys will hit on you due to the lack of women. I would not, if I were you, venture into area where the women outnumber the men.

We have seen some terrorists are "home grown", born and raised right here in the USA.  Unfortunately, I fear the U.S. prison system is a fertile recruiting spot for terrorists and we will see more terrorism from within our own borders.

[Realtor Commissions: procedure the same for a $5000 shack or a $5 mil estate] Yes, the “closing” procedure is the same--after you have a willing buyer! The art is finding a buyer. It is up to a realtor to market a property. Take a look at the DuPont Registry, Florida Sportsman, even the Keynoter and the Citizen, maybe even on this web site. You'll find ads to sell properties on all of them. All of those ads cost real money and help people sell their houses. Who pays for the ad, the artwork, and the photography? The realtor pays out of his or her pocket and all of it on speculation, whether the house sells or not.

There are three different realtor associations in the Keys: Upper, Middle and Lower that provide computerized Multiple Listing Services. They cost over $1,000 a year to belong to each of them, so that a house for sale in Key West can be found by a potential buyer in Peoria by standardized criteria like location, price and floor space. Holding a real estate license requires continuing education and license fees--all paid by the realtor.

Who fields all the phone calls and decides who should get into see your house? How do you know they're qualified to buy? Who can structure a deal that will get the house sold? You, who might sell a few houses in a lifetime or a realtor who might sell a dozen in a year? There are times when the market is such that all you have to do is to price your house right and stick a sign out in front of your house to sell it. This is definitely not one of those times.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[The Iraq war]  It continues, funded by a Democrat controlled congress.  Earmarks?  Still there.  We have to be understanding, after all, they have been spending a lot of time on investigations. I’m sure you will recall all the Bush administration corruption they dug up.  When are those trials supposed to start?  Again, lets be fair, after all, they voted about one thousand times and in those votes passed about sixty-one items of meaningful legislation. Hells bells folks, that a 6/10^th of 1 percent success rate.  I wonder what those bills were all about.  I hope our friends in the Democrat controlled Congress enjoy their 4 day work week.

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An informed buyer already knows through the MLS what is available in their price range and qualifications.   They would ask to see that house with the 4% commission.  If I found out a realtor, who was supposed to be working for me, was neglecting to show my houses because of the commission I would be over at the next realty firm so fast it would make your head spin.  And I would be telling others too.  Word of mouth is very effective in a small town.

As for 7% commission, I agree with you.  The only benefit there is that she (or he) may steer more of their own clients there to get double commissions.  They are operating on the premise that they are “top notch” and deserve a higher commission.   The problem is sometimes they forget to inform their buyers about some of the standard regulations.  One such 7 percenter  recently sold a neighborhood house to an investor who had a website offering the house for weekly rentals ("sleeps up to 28 people") before the sale even closed.  Maybe it wasn't their job to inform the investor that wasn't kosher.  But do I think they knew the investor's intention?   Oh, you bet.

[Real Estate fact left out] Realtors make a hell of a lot more money off a $1,000,000 home than a $300,000 home, and the honest ones will tell you the work they put into it is about the same. Why is the commission the same regardless of their profit?  Even lawyers and used car dealers bend on their commissions, so why not realtors?

Now that the oilman President Bush has put two more judges on the Supreme Court, The Court has decided to rehear the case against EXXON involving the punitive damages from the Exxon-Valdez accident. Those two justices should recuse themselves from the case but won’t. Political payoff for their appointment is to protect Exxon’s bottom line.  Quid Pro Quo!

[Your tax dollars at…work?] We should walk with our heads held high with pride for our Democrat Congress.  It seems like just yesterday when this Congress marched to the battlefield promising to work harder than ever before to vanquish the evil Republican hordes (whoops, minority).  Clarion calls for reform, end earmarks, end the Iraq war, and so on, rang throughout the land.  I guess they must have accomplished all they intended because they just announced that they were going to shorten their work week by 20%.  They have had about one thousand votes, of which 106 resulted in legislation, of which 45 were to name post offices or other public properties. 

Talk about the humidifier prices, did you see the storage shed in the Classifieds with the same phone number on two ads? One is $600 and the other is $700. Looks like the same shed!

Noel, we are all waiting on that turn. What if it doesn't? I laid in plenty of rum.

We certainly do hate giving our money to freeloaders like the Iraqis?

[Rosy Republican reply redux]  I really should feel embarrassed for my Democrat friend who can’t or won't understand comparing our national debt to past times by factoring for inflation or for percentage of gross domestic product.  The absolute fact is that the national debt, when factored, is at 1957 levels, and is at the same level as it was during Clinton’s mid term.  The pity of the matter is that it demonstrates many Democrats slavish dedication to left wing propaganda.  This is no Republican defense “ploy”.  This Republican feels no need to be on defense, this Republican is on offense.

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It is going to be interesting to see what happens to real estate down here.  The wealthy retired baby boomers are too smart to live next door or down the street from trashy, alcoholic dirt bags even if it's just for a few months at a time.  These are people who usually take good care of themselves and their possessions and would have a hard time living amongst the white trash, red-necky, New Yorkers who are rude money grabbers. Then add the gigantic demographics of Cubans who do not like the Americans. Do you see Donald Trump developing The Keys?

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I sold my house on Ramrod and another I owned in Key West and used a Realtor who charged me 6% to do so on each sale.  He was worth every bit of the 6% and then some.  The boob who commented on the $50,000 to $75,000 cars needs to get a life.  My Realtor drove a Mercedes too.  Maybe he drives a Mercedes because he is very good at what he does and is successful.  I was willing to take $600,000 for my house and he suggested we list it at $725,000 so we could come down a lot on price negotiating.  I sold the house for $675,000.  My Realtor made me an extra $75,000 on the sale.  Another Realtor, who was going to charge me 4%, told me that she thought that I was right on the money asking $600,000 for the house.  So, the 6% commission on $675,000 gave me $634,500 and the 4% commission on $600,000 would have given me $576,000.  I plan to buy and sell again when things get better and when I do I will call my 6%-Mercedes-driving-Realtor over the 4%-Jaguar-driving-Realtor.  If you want a bargain go to K-Mart.

My friend dressed as a defrocked monk for Halloween and walked around KW carrying a sign that said, "Horney Again Christian". They’re lots of funny people out there! 

[Rosy Republican Reply] The conservative defender has taken a new turn; he now tries to excuse the ridiculous national debt in terms of the past value of the dollar trying to make it look not quite as bad as it is. This is a typical Republican ploy. If they can’t blame someone else or instill fear they deny facts. I couldn’t finish his fantasy post, it was too dreamlike.

Coconuts will be having a Halloween Party tomorrow on Halloween, October 31st. I know that will throw everyone a real curve. That being said, it will be late. Coconuts is a late night club. Tell your boss today you will be a little late for work tomorrow, or better yet, take Thursday off! Coconuts will have cash awards for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place for best costumes. There will be food and music. Stop by and say Hi and get a little spooky at the Nut.

[Real estate commissions]  3% vs 4%, split or no split.  Your comments tell me a lot about your business ethics.  If you will only show the houses that make the most for the realtor, it tells me that you really don't give a damn about the client that listed the house and could care less about selling a purchaser the right house for him or her.  That's the problem with the industry.  Too many whores in the business hoping to slam dunk a couple of sales here and there and not really providing a service to anyone.

[Dennis Cooper/The Blue Paper] Cooper tackles uncomfortable topics and the Blue Paper doesn't just keep cops and other public figures "on their toes"--it's the only consistent force against corruption. He doesn't make a dime keeping that paper going--that's why so many weekly papers come and go--some rich person thinks it'll be fun to run a paper, but when they go from barely breaking even to losing money, they shut down. Cooper lives for what that paper stands for. Nobody gets it right all the time, but he takes risks nobody else is willing to take and doesn't care if he's revered or reviled. Nobody wants to be him, but nobody wants him to go away, either, unless they've been in the headlines. The general public probably has no idea what he's actually done and what he's given up for the purpose of exposing corruption and other nonsense in Key West.

Yesterday afternoon, I heard mayoral candidate Jimmy Weekley say in a radio commercial that he’s going to use what remains of the Truman Waterfront property to generate the revenues the City needs to crank its economy back up. I don’t see how he’s going to be able to pull it off.
 
In the first place, it will take a majority of the city commissioners, which includes the mayor, to decide what will be done with the 33 acres of land given to the City by the Navy.
 
In the second place, a good bit of the 33 acres is supposed to go for green space, which will generate no revenue for the City.
 
In the third place, Jimmy was on the ground floor of a referendum now on the November 6 ballot for 4 of the 33 acres being leased by the City to a private or charitable developer for 99 years for $1. The developer will build a retirement community, units in which will be sold to elders. The City will receive none of the sales proceeds, rents, etc.
 
In the fourth place, its is not yet known if the City will even have access to most of the 33 acres that are directly served by Southard Street, because who has control over Southard Street is tied up in a lawsuit in federal court in Miami. This lawsuit traces its origins back to when Jimmy Weekley was on the City Commission and the sale of the Truman Annex Navy land to Marathon developer Pritam Singh took place, and control over Southard Street was not nailed down in the City’s favor. GoodMorningKeyWest.com

[Film is so obsolete] If film is so good how come no photojournalist ever use it and fewer and fewer professional photographers are using film? Maybe you haven’t seen photos that were taken with a professional digital camera ($4000+). The dark(room) ages are behind us.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~Mahatma Gandhi

[Hillary Hens] I’m pretty sure that a lot of Piners think that Ms Hillary is the best thing since the under wire bra.  I just heard a rumor that some left wing Piner is so caught up with the Clintons that he has started breeding a brand new hybrid chicken.  They call it the Hillary Hen.  These fowl hybrids are easy to spot.  They are free range, you just can’t keep them fenced in.  The males are smaller than the females and have a snow white crown.  Note that the females are dominant.  Males are seldom seen unless following a gaggle of young hens.  These young hens have ample breasts, dark blue plumage with a conspicuous spot, many vocalize by calling “ooh bill…ooh bill”.  The male has a unique crowing vocalization, “cop my doodle…woo woo”, often repeated.  The male spends most of his waking hours strutting, preening, displaying, and crowing for various gaggles of females.  He is a prolific breeder.  The male is only occasionally seen in the company of mature females.  The mature female is easily identified by her plump thighs, ample hips, and minimal breast; most notable is the presence of two left wings.  Her plumage is usually drab, except on those occasions when she is found in the presence of large groups of non hybrid brood hens, (NHBH), then, she is often seen in pale pink colors, sometimes displaying apron like artifacts apparently designed to calm the brood hen audience.  The female vocalization is unique in that it varies from NHBH audience flock to NHBH audience flock.  The vocalization sounds might include “ewe-all”, “wee-uns”, or other sounds that mimic the vocalizations of the local NHBH audience flock.  A distinguishing sound is laughter like braying cackle that is sometimes directed at threats.  These Hillary Hens are a unique breed; they are skilled at raiding neighboring NHBH hen houses, removing food and chicks that are then used by the Hillary Hens for their own needs.  The Hillary Hen is reported to be poor table fare, one taster, a Ms. M.L., reported that a male Hillary Hen left her with a foul (fowl?) taste in her mouth.  The Hillary Hens are subjugating flockers in that they are extremely aggressive, if left unchecked have the potential of subjugating other flocks.

Don't forget to bring the kids to the Big Pine Shopping Center on Wednesday between 6:00 and 7:00 for Trick or Treat.  And for the adults, the first Walk on Winn Dixie of the season is Friday November 2 from 7:00 to 9:00.  

A poster stated that "If the Iraqis decide to go back to the way they were then that’s their choice". Didn’t they have the chance to do that before? It seems we took their chance to stay the way they were away from them using that logic. I guess just acting like nothing ever happened is one way of looking at it. Over 3,000 dead American troops so the Iraqis can be just like they were before except now their country’s infrastructure is destroyed makes this war look even worse. Thanks for the bad news. Oh, well, lets just stare at our bank accounts it makes everything wonderful. Screw the war, who cares? It’s all about me.

[Celebration of a creative life] Please join us as we come together to remember photographer, teacher and friend, Marty Groffman Sunday, November 4 4-6 p.m. Marathon Community Theatre, MM49 Oceanside. Bring a covered dish and a story to share. For info call the Arts Council: 295-4369 or Alison: 942-1105.  We’re honored to have worked with Marty as a longtime advisory board member. He has generously requested that in lieu of flowers, donations in his memory be made to: Florida Keys Council of the Arts, 1100 Simonton Street,  Key West, FL 33040 to continue the work of supporting artists and promoting the arts throughout the Florida Keys.

[Rude Awakening] Now you can understand how a newly retired 10th generation American citizen, who has worked since the age of 15 (SS withheld from wages), feels when an illegal immigrant makes more than you.

The Haunted Hammock will be happening today, come rain or shine. We will have haunted hayrides, carnival games, Pirates, Costume Contest, scary movies and more! Crane Point (across from Marathon K-Mart) Oct. 30^th from 7-10 p.m.

[Redneck tank top] Bubba feels more support with his Fruit Of The Loom shirt.

[SCHIP]  It’s only been one day, but so far no poster has shared with us their knowledge of any child that has been denied lifesaving care specifically because of lack of ability to pay.  Ed has told us that this site gets about 50K hits per month.  I’m sure there are instances of this type of tragedy, but I’ll bet a no caffeine diet Coke that they are few and far between.  Health screening in school is a laudable goal, that’s why it is supported by many Republicans.  We most certainly do hate giving our money to free loaders, to worthless projects, to subsidize slackers, and to those who would use our money for their own personal political agenda.  I’ll tell you what, I’ve got a tooth ache, no dental insurance, and I’m on Social Security.  Why don’t you give me 25% of your next payday to get my tooth pulled?  Now let’s see, what is it called when you take something away from another person against his will?  Ummm, I guess it’s called stealing and it’s hateful.  What is called if the loot is used for “the common good”?  Ummm, I guess it’s called taxes and the left leaning folks call it “loving”.  So many liberal folks just can’t make an argument without using “hate” as a tool.  It’s a pity.

In August in Atlanta, televangelist Thomas Weeks was arrested for allegedly beating up and threatening to kill his estranged wife, televangelist Juanita Bynum, in a hotel parking lot before a bellman rescued her. (Weeks blamed Satan for the incident.)

[Iraqis came to America and killed 3,000 Americans] This bit of misinformation is linked to uninformed Americans believing the Republicans’ mantra that the Iraqi war is “The War on Terrorism”.

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. ~ Thomas Jefferson

I kind of try and keep track of what’s going on in Iraq. I’m a worrier, and I want us to win. It wasn’t until late Monday night that, quite by accident, I learned that we (the U.S.) had already turned over responsibility for local security of 7 of the 18 Iraq provinces to Iraq police and army personnel. On Monday, the Iraq government took over the control of security in Karbala province, a Shiite enclave. That’s the 8th province recently turned over to the Iraq government by U.S. forces. Not only that, Imams at Baghdad mosques are calling worshippers to expel al-Qaida from the area, labeling them as "false mujahedeens" or false holy warriors, according to an AP report. Has this good news been previously delivered to us by the big media, or have I just missed it? Damn, that sure sounds like great news to me. Is it possible that we’re getting ahead of the game? That loud “oh shit” you just heard was from your Bush Bashing pals in your ’hood who just heard the news.

The forecasters are now saying that this hurricane season may be the most inactive in 30 years. I guess we can all give credit to the hybrid vehicle owners for preventing this potential catastrophe. They should be very proud.

[Realtor's commission] The only difference between a realtor and a pirate is that it's legal to be a realtor.  The percentage charged for selling a property is ridicules. 7% of a million dollar property is $70,000 for doing what? The procedure is exactly the same for a $5000 shack or a $5 mil estate. The whole R/S business sticks and should be regulated to a simple fee of no more than $1000 per contract. For Sale By Owner should be the law. 

Here's a photo of Woody taken in September at a friend's house. Woody had a best buddy in the form of his beloved dog, Zeke. When it was time for Zeke to go because he was so sick, Woody, myself, and another friend took him out front and buried him at sea. That was last year or earlier this year (I'm very bad these days with time frames). I think that was the only time I saw him cry. Woody could be a little rough sometimes, but his heart was good. He and I had a little agreement going that if he was starting to be too much of a ball breaker, I would remind him that he was "stirring the pot" and generally he would come back down to earth. But I hadn't had too much time for him lately, and of course now, this I regret.

My 80+ father met him a few years ago, after I moved here, and after that he always asked about Woody. Now my father was always a force to be reckoned with, even in his last few years. But Woody made an impression on him. And that's saying something! No, Woody was not perfect, and he had money difficulties, but for a few of us, he was a diehard friend. So here's to you, Woodman. Give Zeke a pat on the head for me. Oh, and by the way Woody, in case you didn't see, a bunch of your friends went out and planted a coconut tree at your favorite recreational island. It was a guy thing, so we ladies weren't part of it this time. There'll be something for you that we'll all attend in the near future and I promise I will be there.

[men still find me attractive] That's because there about 20 guy's to every girl.

Kingston's Clam Bar is opening on Sugarloaf Key. Finally a down home restaurant and bar aimed at we locals. It's a bit off the beaten path but well worth the hunt. I know Jeff the owner, Michael the chef and Ginnie the bartender. We can count on them to bring us fantastic local fare, good fun and top shelf service. And no charge for refills of my favorite, ice tea! Take Crane Blvd to the old Sugarloaf Leisure Club.

[you are a freaking unstable freakmonster]  Iraq war is costing $100,000 per minute but the ability to mock the far right wing: Priceless!

[Mile Marker 24 Band] We have a fun week coming up with the annual Meeting Of The Minds Parrot Head Convention in Key West. These folks are the nicest people you will ever meet and all the money they raise goes to local charities. We are very honored to have been asked to perform at this year’s event. We will be playing at the Margaritaville Street Fest at the corner of Duval and Fleming Streets from 2:30 until 4:00 PM on Friday November 2^nd. Then at 6:00 PM we will lead a conga line up Duval Street (Police Escort) to the Conch Republic Seafood Company where we will perform outside under the stars at 7:00 PM. Both events are open to the public and we would love to see all of our friends come out and show everyone how we party Keys style. We will also be giving away two trips to the Bahamas at the 7:00 o’clock show. One winner for the best Parrot Head costume and a second trip will be given away from a free drawing. Get your free tickets at our merchandise table. We are also videotaping and recording both concerts for use on our upcoming live CD and video.

I have been watching how Bubbas in top Key West jobs are getting replaced with people with no experience. The City Commission had several very experienced city manager candidates and they went ahead and hired the guy with absolutely no city manager experience (but he hangs out in Duval bars). They also hired a city attorney who's 35 years old and has no experience at all over several candidates who have worked for other cities in this very demanding position. The City Police chief is the same; 30 years in the military, none as a police officer and he gets chosen, without a bid process, to be Police Chief. I sure hope we get some experienced candidates running (Colonel Ramsay?) when Sheriff Roth steps down next year.

[Iraqis came to America and killed 3,000 Americans] When did that happen? I know Saudi Arabians and some nuts from Jordon are responsible for 9/11. Please notify the State Dept about your having information on Iraqis attacking America. They don’t seem to have that knowledge.

Captain Dan would love to hear from everyone. You can send him a card at: 1670 Whitesville Road, Toms River, NJ   08755. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers. He sends hugs to all.

Have you ever noticed that the people always complaining about how terrible they feel are the same ones who smoke cigarettes and drink alcoholic beverages every day? Ignorant people who drink alcoholic beverages create the same circumstances as those who throw gasoline on an open flame.

[Burn it down! They have to learn the hard way not to screw people] You can't be serious. How would you like it? That's why I bought an acre to keep assholes like you as far as I could afford to keep you away. Apparently the builder was complying with all the codes he was obligated to, or it would never have been permitted. You aren't going to get away with saying the structure would have been fine complying with your idea of propriety, because no one would ever make you happy short of your neighbors paying taxes on property kept vacant for your enjoyment. Again the responsibility for your happiness comes back to you. If the "friend", if you really had one, wanted to live in a deed restricted neighborhood then that's what he should've done.

That will never make sense to most dregs and parasites who have come to live here in the last forty years, because everyone else is responsible for your health and welfare, like the other asshole who thinks she's entitled to her "share of someone else's "wealth". Screw, baby. No one will ever have a chance to get on in life if jerks like these have their way. Your words "honor, caring, class" have no meaning or use to you, just only as they're applied to everyone else.

Another economics lesson for those claiming that the Real Estate agents should lower their rates now:  You have it ass-backward. When it's easy to sell a house, there are lots of fair-weather realtors out there ready to drop their rates, because they can sell more houses to make up for it.  But times are hard now, so the fair-weather discount realtors are gone (they can't sell anything now with the level of service they were providing), leaving the hard-working more expensive realtors to sell your houses.

Easy market = lower commissions.  Tough market = higher commissions. You get what you pay for.

Whoever thinks that the average realtor is driving a Lexus or a Mercedes must only be looking at the Spottswood or Bemke ads. Most realtors are barely getting by, driving high-milage PT Cruisers and such.  The "hard-working" statement isn't a joke, they will not be able to sell the house unless they work it. When they're able to sell the house, they have earned their commission.

Sure there are half-assed realtors who don't work the listing and waste everyone's time when it doesn't sell.  Any ire directed that way is clearly warranted.  But plenty of them do earn the money. It ain't all just "paperwork". Most realtors know that houses are overpriced. It's the sellers who won't drop the price.  Believe me, every realtor in the keys is pushing those who're listing with them to lower their asking prices.  It just takes time.

I wonder if the of Parrotdise ever gets tired of talking about himself? ~ohio.fan@hotmail.com

If a blowup doll could sing this is what Britney Spears new CD would sound like.

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Tuesday October 30, 2007

Sunday October 28, 2007

Prayers for Captain Dan. The word is he is not doing well. We love you captain.

‘Who to vote for” got it mostly wrong yesterday. We are heading towards inflation, the national debt it the largest ever, we’re mired in an unwinnable war, our national reputation is at an all time low, immigration is out of control, our civil rights are in shambles, housing foreclosures are at an all time record high, oil is approaching a hundred dollars a barrel (just wait until crude prices get reflected into gasoline and heating oil), Iran and Syria are harboring terrorists and we’re fighting the Iraqis.

I guess if you’re looking through rose colored glasses everything does look rosy to a republican.

[Key West Comes First] is Jimmy Weekley’s campaign slogan in this mayoral campaign. Jimmy’s been saying that he made some mistakes in the past. I attended every candidate forum and heard everything Jimmy said. I really believe he needs to explain his mistakes publicly. I know I would do it publicly, if I were in his shoes. The angels Melchizedek would make me do it, if I didn’t do it on my own.
 
Meanwhile, I really do believe Key West people owe it to themselves, Key West and Jimmy Weekley to locate a hard or online copy of the October 19^th issue of Key West the Newspaper, and read the front-page piece entitled “The Race for Mayor: McPherson vs. Tampoa.” They should not do this to be persuaded by Dennis Reeves Cooper to re-elect Morgan McPherson as Key West’s Mayor, which would be about the same as making Monroe County Mayor Mario Di Gennaro and his Marathon and mainstream cronies and Dennis Reeves Cooper Mayor of Key West. Key West people should do it to see why they should not make Jimmy Weekley Mayor of Key West. GoodMorningKeyWest.com

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. She’s limited to a single corn broom.

[Coconut Tele Review] I read through yesterday’s posts and was amazed from the start at the statements made. Who is living here now? Here are five quotes:
1) But if you are quick you can steal a lot of stuff and lower the overall cost of shopping. (From Winn-Dixie)
2) The "teeming with gays" question from just a visitor’s observation. (Fantasy Fest was a gay event it's early days)
3) [Beautiful cake/work of art] Are you a friend of the bride or just retarded? (It was a unique cake, leave it alone)
4) [A man's home isn't his castle any more. “Burn it down!"] (Apparently the guy did not own the waterfront lot!)
5) A friend of mine who winters in the Keys says that grouper are one of the most disgusting fish out there. (True, grouper, hog fish and a few other species can have worms, especially the big ones!)
6) And then I saw this, which explained it all The original Coconut Castaways (from Iowa).

Thieving, homophobic, opinionated, hateful “winter-in-the-keys-wannabees”. if you don't like it the way it is, go home, put on a silly tropical shirt and go eat surf and turf at your local Sizzler.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) staged a fake news conference this week, with agency staff officials, pretending to be reporters, peppering one of their own bosses with decidedly friendly questions about the response to the California fires, the Department of Homeland Security acknowledged Friday.

[SCHIP] We’ve read a lot about health care and socialized medicine here, but it’s hard to figure out just how many kids are deprived of health care because the parents just don’t make enough money to pay for it.  One set of statistics says that the health care needs of 31.1 million kids were covered under Medicaid and another 7 million were covered under the existing SCHIP program during 2006.  That’s about one half of all the kids in the USA.  The new Democrat SCHIP legislation would “extend” coverage to 10 million children and would remove 2 million children from the private health care market at an additional cost of 35 Billion over the next 5 years.  That adds up to 51.1 million kids who would be covered by tax paid medical services.  We’ve got about 73 million American kids, so that’s 68% of all our kids. The Democrats propose to pay for this new entitlement with taxes on tobacco products.  The Herald says that cigars will cost an additional $3 apiece, and cigarettes an additional $1 per pack.  You’ve got to wonder how long the smokers will be around to pay that tax, and who will pay for it after they’re gone.  Frankly, I think it’s a lot of crap, I don’t believe that anywhere near 68% of our families can’t pay for their kids’ medical care.  Do you?  Do you personally know any kid who has been refused life saving care because the parents couldn’t pay?

[Who to vote for]  Why did you forget to mention that the housing market is trashed in most parts of the country, oil is over $90 a barrel, world opinion of the U.S. is at an all time low and going lower, good jobs are being exported at a stampede rate in order to boost the corporate bottom line,  and China will probably emerge as the new leading nation sometime in the next 50-100 years?  Fair and balanced as they say, but seldom practice on FOX.

[A man's home isn't his castle]  Is the 2 1/2 story box house on John Silver Rd and painted turquoise?  Maybe your friend should check out the height to see if the code folks measured correctly.

[Florida Keys Dragon Boat Club] I don't know about this group, but the Florida Keys Dragon Breath Club meets anywhere smokers are present.

[A man's home isn't his castle] When you buy a home that has a vacant lot between you and the open water, you just might consider that someone will build on it someday. And that someone usually lives up North and doesn't really care about you view!

Someone asked about the Keys having a reputation about being gay.  I wish that reputation would become true.  The gay community is one of the most upscale classy groups of people around.  They keep their things nice, they are friendly and overall fun to be around.  (For those wondering, no, I'm not gay.)  One question to the person who wrote that comment, what position does your wife like best?  Your first thought was probably, "None of my business" right?  So why is it your business what a gay couple does behind a closed door?  If you don't like it move.

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The person on Cudjoe who is pissy about a house being built spoiling his view should have purchased the property when it was a vacant lot if they felt that strongly about not having a house on it.  The problem would have been solved.

[I'd only enjoy carving her up] Another sign of our society’s continuing decline and bragging about it!

Real estate agents still refuse to drop their percentage of sale commission.  That’s funny to me.  A lot of them are now doing lawn care, used car sales and whatever to survive.  We tried to tell you last year to drop your rates and you would not listen, so sink, very deeply. By the way, it will be at least another year before it even starts to rebound--if that soon.  Sometimes it pays to listen to the consumer and make adjustments accordingly; obviously most of you assumed that this could never happen to the real estate business. Therefore you maintained your stubborn "they will pay my rate or else". Well, guess what, it’s "or else" time.

[Animals deserve to be loved] I don't think of my animals as children but they are part of my family and if someone killed on I would gladly beat them to death, call me pathetic.

Is the so called “chef” RC at the Big Pine Restaurant a guy who calls himself Ragin' Cajun?  If so his real name is Timothy Potter and he's been arrested numerous times (keysso.net) and has worked in just about every restaurant in Big Pine.  And if it's the same guy he's no chef at all, just another average line cook like the many other thousands in the Keys who proclaim themselves “chef”. ~the-acorn@hotmail.com

[We will miss you dearly Woody] We no longer live in the keys and are sorry we did not get to see you before you departed this earth. Woody was very loved by all kids and had a heart of gold. R.I.P. Woody.

[Max photo] What is so classic about your photo? I see a man, a bit down and out, going through the trash recycling and surviving.

I am having trouble with your new link too.  It takes ages to load.  What's up with that?  Is it just us two? (Ed: We apologize. The only thing we can recommend is to start all over again and type http://www.bigpinekey.com in the address bar of your browser. And of course the old standby—restart your computer. Let us know if that helped.)

I had Cingular/AT&T cell too.  They suck.  The AT&T store down by K-Mart sucks.  God forbid you go in there asking for any help.  The only thing they will help you do is spend more money in their store.  It cost me $175 to get out of my contract but it was $175 well spent.  No more dropped calls or missing voice mails.  ~thekeysguy@gmail.com

This is a real New Yorker. The picture posted yesterday by Big Pine Max was a vacationer from Texas coming to NY for the summer.

Does anyone know what happened and/or where the Gary Blodgett and Louie Louis musical act is appearing in the keys? My wife and I used to see them regularly in Key West and at the Key Deer Bar and Grill. They were fabulously talented and put on a "hoot" of a show.

[man's home isn't his castle]  Maybe your friend should have bought the property if he wanted to keep the view he never felt the need to pay for.  Screw the property rights of the guy who owned the waterfront land right?

[Iran is the only nation harboring terrorist because of Bush] Man, you really are blind. You're so far out of touch its amazing. I’m done with you. Pssst, do you remember Bush-man kissing the Saudi in the Rose Garden? His country is full of terrorist and supporters. Its called Saudi Arabia. You know the great place where women cannot drive or go outside without a man. Yeah, only Iran has terrorist and supporters. Too funny.

[Grouper] Yes, your friend is correct the grouper are disgusting.  I volunteer out of the goodness of my heart to relieve you of all of the legal disgusting grouper filets that you catch. 

[cloaked anti-Semitism] You called the Hungarian Prime Minister a communist (his politics) a thief (his honor) and a Jew (his religion) then proceeded to explain why his religion is not an issue. Why bring up his religion if it’s not an issue? Why call that Hungarian by his religious heritage unless it's to imply a fault? You anti-Semites are all alike, fooling only yourselves.

[Beautiful cake/work of art] Granted it would not be everyone's choice, but that took a lot of work and talent to create.  The detail is incredible.  Gravity alone would be a challenge!

[41 miles per gallon] A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

[Any advice on which of the Republicans would best serve American interests] Its Fantasy Fest not Fantasy World. Too funny. “Tracking a Right wing Troll” coming next on Animal Planet!

Also, behavioral scientist’s say people that write to and respond to themselves are unstable and usually Republican.

[Connected] Thanks for the tip!  Today all of a sudden your site came up just as easily as it did before you established the new link, so I'll never know for sure why it was being difficult.  I'm guessing Karma has blessed me with a computer just as stubborn as I am; everything has to be a challenge. (Ed: Worried about you, I went to a different location and I couldn’t get connected either. I tried just about everything I knew and still couldn’t get connected. Then I realized that my friend’s computer wasn’t connected to the internet. A big Duh!)

I also have Sprint cell service and am very happy with it.  The Sprint Store, I think the name is Sun Communications, is great.  They are very helpful, friendly and knowledgeable.  I have had them for about ten years and have been very pleased with the service.

[Grouper full of worms] Yea, it's true. If I were you I would leave the grouper to us disgusting locals.

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Sunday October 28, 2007

Saturday October 27, 2007

[self-checkout machine will still ring up the incorrect price] But if you are quick you can steal a lot of stuff and lower the overall cost of shopping. It happens all the time.

Why does everyone outside of the Keys think the entire place is teeming with gays? Is this the image the Keys wants to project? It has been my experience that the Keys are about 90% redneck. When the snowbirds come down the percentages change to 50% redneck and 40% A-holes. The remaining 10% seems somewhat normal, though I have my doubts. Just a visitor’s observation.

Several citizens of Monroe County attended the Planning Commission meeting 10-24-07, Our Planning Commissioners had a chance to get 7 inclusionary homes from Ocean Sunrise Associates, LLC, but these Commissioners did not require the Ocean Sunrise Associates, LLC, (Mariner's Club) to build housing for their own employees. Donna Windle, a Planning Commissioner, who also servers on the Workforce Housing Task Force, (every other word out of her mouth is how we need Affordable

Housing) also voted not to require inclusionary housing from this developer. The developer needs employees for the restaurant, swimming pool, fitness center, 12 boat slips and reception center they are building on the Island of Key Largo, but our Planning Commissioners did not require inclusionary housing from this developer. Our local government wants the affordable housing to be paid for by the taxpayers, not the ones that are causing the need for affordable housing (called the developers). All impact fees, hookup fees, etc. connected to a developer that builds affordable housing projects such as Ed Swift, from Key West, are waived, guess who pays for these fees...Monroe County Taxpayers that is who.

This item again will be heard on the Nov. 14, agenda of the Board of County Commissioners, watch to channel 76 or Video on Demand on County website http://monroecofl.virtualtownhall.net/Pages/index to see how and who votes to exclude the inclusionary housing at this meeting. ~oktcraft@terranova.net

A friend of mine who winters in the Keys says that grouper are one of the most disgusting fish out there. He says they eat everything that is rotting on the bottom of the ocean and their meat is packed full of worms. Is this true? If so, then I am disgusted.

[bad cell signal] I got rid of AT&T 3 years ago for just that reason. I have been with Sprint ever since and my phone works everywhere I have needed it to.

I just wanted everyone to know about my experience with Monroe Tire of Big Pine. It was super. I got two flat tires in one day and went to Monroe Tire. My tire needed to be ordered and they plugged one of my tires and gave me another tire for a spare so I could continue working. I was in and out of there within 30 minutes. What service! I recommended Monroe Tire for anyone’s car/truck needs. I am sure they will treat you the same as they treated me. Five star service.

[Beautiful cake/work of art] Are you a friend of the bride or just retarded? Or maybe both? Not only is it bizarre-looking, but think about what happens later. Everyone gets to eat the bride! I suppose that some people might get a thrill out of that but I'd only enjoy carving her up. Another sign of our societies continuing decline.

A delightful slide show highlighting the lovely colors of autumn in Canada. http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/canada/751/

Thank you to the person who has spoken against the behavior of Planning Chairman, Jim Cameron.  Cameron continually bends, and I believe, breaks Florida State Statues governing ethical behavior for planning commission members.

Section 112.311(1), F. S. (1974 Supp.), provides that it is essential to the proper conduct and operation of government that public officials (this covers planning commission members), be independent and impartial.

Cameron continually breaks this by being partial to developers or others that hold his opinions, as evident by his treatment of public speakers.

Misuse of public position: No public officer, employee of an agency, or local government attorney shall corruptly use or attempt to use his or her official position or any property or resource which may be within his or her trust, or perform his or her official duties, to secure a special privilege, benefit, or exemption for himself, herself, or others.

This breach is also evident by Cameron's partiality to developers and certain acquaintances, while treating the common citizen poorly.

My question is why hasn’t the BOCC reprimanded or replaced Cameron on the Planning Commission?  He seems to go on unfettered, to the detriment and risk of the County as well as the people he is supposed to be serving.
~epf@fuse.net

A couple were driving to the Masquerade Walk and were stopped by a policeman on Ramrod Key. He sighted them for indecent exposure because they were only in body paint. He told them it was illegal unless you were walking down Duval Street naked.

Deer Editor, I don't know what it is about your new link, but its extra difficult to refresh. I did all the usual sweeping out of cookie crumbs, etc, but it just loads very slowly and is hesitant to give me the newest issue.  It’s very odd. (Ed: I haven’t heard any other problems. Try typing the whole “eddress” (I believe that’s your new word) like http://www.bigpinekey.com and see how that works.)

[10,000 San Diego evacuees] were helped by 100,000 Mexican volunteers rushing across the border to put out the fires. Thank you Mexico!

[Name calling defense] The socialist democrat part is at it again. Tax hikes for the working man, supporting our enemies in a time of war, stabbing our soldiers in the back and Hillary, Obama or Edwards to choose from as candidates. This socialist anti-American group would make FDR and JFK sick.

Florida Keys Dragon Boat Club will be meeting at the Parrotdise dock on Little Torch Key Sundays at 5:30 pm

[The old K-D’s/Conch & Stein]  As was told by an ’in-the-know’ local business person, Tom Thumb Corp has purchased the Underseas and K-D’s property adjoining their current location and will build a Super Tom Thumb store/gas station.  It’s only a rumor but it’s more likely than the Elk’s Lodge moving in.

This t-shirt boasts a light-up Wi-Fi detector on the front that contains the familiar antenna-and-bars graphic to indicate signal strength. When it finds a hot spot, the shirt graphic blinks and glows blue, alerting you to the signal and alerting everyone else to your deeply nerdy ways. New T-shirt

[Moose fundraiser and football outing]  Is the bus ride going to be non smoking?

This is a picture of the Hungarian Prime Minister that I pasted into my toilet. I've taken a picture after I shat on it but the crap obscured his face (he looked better), this man is a communist, a thief, and a Jew! I do not know if it is in that order, he is hated and despised, not because of his Semitic background. He would be hated just as much if he was a Catholic or a Muslim. On Oct. 23rd he knew there would be protests against him, so he had the downtown area of Budapest blocked off by 10,000 cops. The only way you could go there is if you could prove that you lived there. The stupid Hungarians didn't organize and flood the streets with a million people and make hamburger from the cops.

I will truly miss you Woody. My world won’t be the same. I hope Woody's World is still smiling.  Now you are an angel and looking down on all of us. I hope our world will still smile just like you always made it. You might be gone, but never forgotten. Go, Woody’s World!

A man's home isn't his castle any more. A friend had a nice location on Cudjoe Key, with a reasonable sunset view and good air. Along comes this builder and sticks a two and one half story factory-built cracker box directly in front of my friend’s place. No more view, no air, no nothing and a drastic cut is his property value. I told him he should have viewed the builder’s plans before they started the work and protested that the builder has to conform to the values and architectural style of a neighborhood. Now he is stuck with an almost unsellable home and an ugly instant box to look at. I told him, “Burn it down! They have to learn the hard way not to screw people.

You know what’s weird? When you are talking to someone you haven’t seen in a while and they matter of factly say, “Yes, I’ve been diagnosed with DKL or “I’ve got enciliomitus halitotus” or some such disease-gibberish; like you’re supposed to know what the hell they’re talking about! Why can’t they just say their sick or something and let it go at that? Or even better, say their "all right".

[Clinton offered Osama’s body] Uhhh, he’s not dead. And  in a world of international law he wasn’t able to grab him legally and the republicans told him so in advisement. I must admit though he did break international law and fire missiles over a country to try and kill Osama without telling that country’s leaders, but you can hate him for that. I applaud him for that. 

It’s not easy following the rules of law, but when your own countrymen (republicans at the time) are too busy worrying about your sex life and tying your hands before 9/11 it’s hard to get support for anything. I do remember. And I didn’t even mention until the fact that when Osama was trapped in Tora Bora Bush decided to hire tribal leaders to get him instead of the Americas military. They let him thru and that time the world would have applauded. Mismanagement in this war is at an all time high.

The Mile Marker 24 Band will perform at 2:30 until 4:00 PM on Friday, November 2nd at the Margaritaville Street Fest on Duval and Fleming streets. The band will then lead a conga line at 6:00 PM from the street fest to The Conch Republic Seafood House for a special outdoor concert that starts at 7:00 PM. Two trips to the Bahamas will be given away at the Conch Republic performance. One trip will be awarded for the best Parrot Head costume and another as a free drawing. Both events are open to the public and are no charge.

[Animals deserve to be loved] But not treated like children. I’m only trying to inform you that there is a difference between a baby and a kitten, because it seems you haven’t noticed on your own. If people don’t think their pets are human that does not imply that we don’t love and treat our pets properly. Your reply was self-serving and pathetic.

Still no congrats to the Moose Lodge's favorite newlyweds.

I had a great Fantasy Fest afternoon yesterday. I took the afternoon off, got stoned and watched four Zombie movies from the 1950s.

[Is it snowing anywhere in the country yet?]  Oh, ya!  My sis has snow.  She's the one who lives at about 8,000' in CO and rescued the squirrel.  Actually you can get snowed on year ‘round up on Trail Ridge Road or Pike's Peak Auto Highway.

An English librarian wants an exorcist called in to sort out a haunted lavatory. Gordon Jenns, 61, who has worked at Gravesend Library for 14 years, says the ghost flushes the toilet when he thinks everyone's gone home. "It's happened three times in the past 11 years, always around seven o'clock on a Friday," he told the Bexley Times. "It's very off-putting. The first time it happened I thought someone had broken in the back door so I went with something very heavy in my hand to give them a warm welcome. "I'm absolutely certain the toilet flushed itself. The door was locked and the cistern was still filling up when I went in. "I'm an ex-marine and not prone to hallucinations. I'm guessing the poor fellow only wants to relieve himself."

I place developers one rung lower on the ladder then lawyers. They’ll both do anything for money, but I place developers lower on the ladder because developers make a permanent impact on a community—usually lousy. Once something is changed you can never go back.

I think Marathon did the right thing in giving Ed Swift’s company the deal to build 40 new condos. At least his corporation keeps lots of the money in the keys.

[Who to vote for]  Kudos to the poster who suggested that if one is satisfied with our current world situation that your vote should go Republican.  That advice makes a lot of sense.  O.K. we’ve got virtually full employment, tax dollars are coming into our treasury at a record pace, the stock market is great, the deficit is on the way down, we’ve got almost zero inflation, mortgage rates are still low, and I just read that new housing starts are up.  Iran is the only remaining state that openly harbors Islamic terrorists, even Libya is out of contention.  N. Korea appears on the verge of quitting the nuke race, and the U.S. is taking the lead with other democracies to form a new NATO like organization to act as a foil to the U.N.  It even looks like France may be a U.S. ally again.  In Iraq, Bin Laden has apologized to the Iraqi people for the predations of his terrorists.  Al Qaeda power is declining rapidly; the number of U.S. Casualties have plummeted, and the surge seems to be working.  Iran will continue to be a problem, but I don’t think that any of the Democrat candidates have the wisdom and fortitude to deal with it.  I’m not happy that the damned Iraq war is still going on, but it looks like both parties now feel that we’ve got to stay until the job is done.  I agree with them, it looks like I’ll probably vote Republican.  Any advice on which of the Republicans would best serve American interests?

Bill O’Reilly for president!

I Am Not Gay! Larry Craig Video

I'm waiting for the conclusion of Dr Dread. I can’t believe they killed James Bonk!

We will miss Woody. It is hard to think he is gone. He smiling face when greeting people at the old swimming hole. He always made sure people cleaned up there and he went out of his way to keep it a beautiful and a clean place to hang out. He had an amazing patience for kids and kept his word to them. Even though we are far away from the keys now, I think of him whenever I look at the beautiful wedding gift he made for us. Long may you run Woody.

I agree about the ladies at the BP library.  Teresa always has a smile and hello.  She picks up on it if I'm down and knows how to put a smile back on my face and gives me the right book to lift my spirits.  I can believe she's good with kids because I have seen her with the older population and you could not ask for a more loving and understanding person.  So many of them are here without family, but she seems to make them her family and shows them a great deal of respect.  I go there at least once a week and will continue as long as I live here.  Bu the way, I work in Marathon just a couple of blocks from that library, but those people are not friendly at all.

[Running of the bulls] The slideshow photos were pretty graphic, but what really blew my mind was this video of the same event. It's short but to the point. Pamplona

Ice Snow Sculpture - will give you a chill

[Topo Gigio] Yes, I have fond memories of sitting at my Nana's house, watching Ed Sullivan (and his "really big shew") and Topo Gigio. Thanks for the memory! “Keeeese me goodnight, Eddieeeeee!”

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Friday October 26, 2007

It should be as difficult to get welfare as it is to get a building permit.

The Pretenders in Paradise contest was rained out last night. That is the most popular and exciting event, second only to the parade of Fantasy Fest. That's too bad.

The County’s Engineering Department Director is responsible for making sure that there are no change orders to any contract in his purview. He should have enough hands-on experience to know that change orders are the contractor’s bread and butter. When a contractor bids a job he tries to come in as the low bidder based on his awareness of the specifications that he knows are impossible to comply with thus resulting in millions of dollars in change orders.

While attending the last few Planning Commission meetings, people have remarked that Chairman Jim Cameron seems to be falling back into the pattern of ridiculing and mocking various public speakers, in particular women and the elderly. Mr. Cameron creates a chilling effect, not only on me, but to others who wish to take advantage of the Planning Commission meetings as public forums allowed under our state and federal constitutions. Mr. Cameron is doing his best to lock down any participation or due process by citizens here in Monroe County. The Planning Commission is going back to its old rules for public speakers (3 minute limit for an individual, and 5 minutes for a person representing a group) which is fine.

Often if a woman or an elderly person is at the podium to express his or her opinion, Mr. Cameron interrupts them while they are speaking by criticizing, condemning, and/or reproaching the person which often frustrates, upsets and humiliates the speaker. Speakers have stated that they find it very embarrassing, degrading, mortifying and crushing, when this occurs, especially since these meetings are broadcast throughout this county. He had an elderly woman removed from one of the Planning Commission meetings by the Sheriff's department.

Conversely, as further proof of Mr. Cameron’s bias, he consistently allows developers, contractors, attorneys and applicants to stand at the podium and speak uninterrupted, for 10,15,20,30 minutes at a time. Even audience members have expressed their irritation and indignity to see how the Chairman has treated a number of speakers.

The citizen who is up at the podium speaking has made an effort and expense to show up at the meetings. Mr. Cameron continuously attacks, and assaults the public. Chairman Cameron seems to be on a campaign of actions intended to challenge or destroy the public’s ability to speak. Mr. Cameron does not seem to have the ability to deal with dissent in a temperate and judicious manner. The Chairman should preside over the meetings so as to allow the public to speak and not be interrupted constantly, breaking the train of thoughts of the speaker in the allotted 3-5 minute time limit. Mr. Cameron as Chairman should protect the rights of every citizen to speak without regard to age, gender or speaker’s position/opinion.

Florida Bermuda Moose Association  District One Fundraiser Bus Trip  Nov. 11 - 12, 2007  Miami Dolphins VS. Buffalo Bills Football Game.  Bus Leaves Big Pine Moose Lodge at 0630 am and will pick up at Marathon, Islamorada and Key Largo Moose Lodges.  (Key West passengers please make your way to Big Pine for departure)  Tickets are $155.00 per person based on double occupancy, and includes the bus trip, ball game tickets and a night stay at the beautiful El Palacio Sports Hotel, a complimentary continental breakfast and a chance to win a valuable weekend getaway at El Palacio Hotel valid for nine months. The hotel also has a beautiful swimming pool, and a miniature golf course, and sport's bar.  Cut off date for ticket purchase is Nov. 2, 2007  Please contact- your Lodge representative or Jerri Engler @ 305 304-4461 or John Zimmerman @305 240-0567  (Moose members and qualified guests only please)  Bulletin Board

Has anyone else heard the rumors that the food at the Big Pine Restaurant is better tasting, presented better and cheaper than the food at the Square Grouper? Who's the chef?

Topo Gigio. Do any of you out there remember this little mouse? He was a frequent guest on the Ed Sullivan show in the 60s.

[Try the self-checkout lanes at W/D to avoid fraud] The machine will still ring up the incorrect price.

Libraries have great cultural value for a community, and the Big Pine branch is the county's finest example of this, with helpful, intelligent, and caring employees who have created a true neighborhood ambience. It is always a pleasure to go there. We are fortunate to have such a place on Big Pine. Kudos to you all.

Yesterday morning, I picked up Sippin’ Internet Café’s last copy of the October 19^th issue of Key West the (Blue) Newspaper. I don’t read KWTN much, but was drawn to this issue’s front-page headline: RACE FOR MAYOR: McPherson vs. TAMPOA (Truman Annex Master Property Owners Association). KWTN’s publisher, Dennis Reeves Cooper, slammed mayoral candidate/former mayor Jimmy Weekly as “TAMPOA’s boy.” In the same breath, Dennis promoted mayoral candidate/incumbent Mayor Morgan McPherson as Dennis’ boy. Dennis slams everyone he doesn’t like, except Dennis and Dennis’ buddies. Dennis is in bed with Monroe County Commissioners Dixie Spehar and Sonny McCoy, and Monroe County Mayor Mario Di Gennaro. The Gang of Three, who love developers.
 
As many people now know, shortly after the election results were in on October 2, putting Jimmy and Morgan in a runoff election on November 6, I was called by Mario Di Gennaro and pressed really hard to do all I could to get Morgan re-elected. During this conversation, Mario repeatedly said, “I do not want to lose that boy!” “We do not want to lose that boy!” I later learned that Mario called a number of people that night, urging them to do all they could to get Morgan re-elected. I then wrote a couple of emails about that, which went out to about 250 Key West and Keys people, and were posted to GoodMorningKeyWest.com and bigpinekey.com. Later, I was interviewed about it by Bill Becker on US 1 radio and Bill Hobe and Steve Pribramsky on WAIL 99 radio. Jimmy Weekley told me that he received ten forwarded copies of the first email, and it probably ended up being read by everyone in Key West. Then it was published in a letter to the editor in Key West Citizen. The Citizen endorsed Jimmy Weekley.

What happens when the essential worker retires who got the "affordable" house?  Do you build another "affordable" house for the person hired to replace them?

[Buyers remorse] As many as 60 percent of buyers who signed a contract in 2005 to buy a new condo in Florida would now like to wiggle out of the deal, estimates Gary Poliakoff, an attorney who represents a dozen South Florida developers in a variety of suits filed by reluctant buyers. People who had no intention of living in their properties are filing the suits. A lot of those condos were bought by speculators with the same business plans--to flip their properties--and unfortunately that has created a glut of units. Now we're seeing a large number or people trying to get their money back by hiring lawyers.

Most of the lawsuits filed in Florida since the real estate market downturn still are making their way through the courts. They typically seek redress for what the court papers describe as fraud: inducement, negligent misrepresentation and breach of contract.

[Running of the bulls] Caution, some of these pictures are not for those with weak stomachs. Those of you that are considering running with the bulls may want to think twice about that idea. Some blood and gore and lots of idiots!  Slide Show

To the person who is not sure who to vote for. All politicians lie. Look at it this way, if you think America still is looked on as the country other countries can trust when it comes to honesty and showing the world that Democracy is the best path, then vote for the Republicans. If you think America has lost its credibility (which can be restored) and has lost a lot of the good will and sound reasoning it had before the current administration, vote Democrat.  If  "more of the same" is good enough for your values vote republican. If you think it’s time to rethink the current world situation and adapt to it, vote democrat. It seems to me that you are a republican trolling; and setting up your next post because you never mentioned one word about Rudy or McCain. I find that interesting.

On Saturday morning I walked into Bert and Frannie's salon in the Winn Dixie shopping center and everyone was very polite and helpful. It was so clean and up to date, I decided right then to have a manicure and pedicure. Carley, one of the nail techs was great. She took care of me and I was even asked if I wanted a refreshment. Wow, Big Pine needs this place. We all have to drive to Marathon or Key West. Not any more, we have everything we need right there. Thanks Carley, I know you will do great. See you next week.

Is this article referring to our resident, Road Engineer, Dave Koppel (“incompetent” grand jury’s word), Monroe County Division Director extraordinar?

Regarding the article "Courthouse Contractor Sues", the 2 most important sentences and the essence of the issue is: “...the actions of the county and its representatives transcend mere bureaucratic lethargy and bungling” and accusing the county of delaying the project…and The Tower Group claims the county has, from the beginning of the 2004 contract, “interfered with Tower's right to proceed with the work in a timely fashion.”

Of course these statements are accurate. And sadly, the reason is obvious. It's the same reason all the other county's capitol projects have problems (RFP's need to be re-bid, fire houses built without complying to all the needs of the fire departments, projects budgeted too low because bids not properly written/reviewed causing cost overruns, grand jury investigations.)

A road engineer does not a skilled, qualified, competent Engineering Department Director make. Neither does his penchant for grandiose inflammatory adjectives, his ah-shucks-everybody-picks-on-me mantra, or his 'government by newspaper' attitude.

The Engineering Department Director is making decisions our wallets can't support/sustain. At what point does county leadership wake up and realize they are responsible for the actions of their employees? How many more change orders and cost overruns will it take? Personal loyalties are admirable, but belong positioned second to leadership's obligation to the welfare of all the county's citizens and activities.

The alternative is that for all the good leadership does, they will be forever be remembered for the bad.

Bush made a successful photo op yesterday with boots on the ground, no less, in the scorched wealthy suburbs of San Diego. He must have felt safer there than N.O. with Arnold as his companion and body guard.  But at least after Katrina he flew over Trent Lott's ocean front home and promised federal help to rebuild it.  I'm so proud to be a former republican.   

Most political figures voted in favor of the war if they were in Congress at the time. They were afraid to think for themselves, they were unwilling to buck the tide and question the war mongers as they should have been questioned. To base one's vote in next year's presidential elections on how candidates voted at the time would be a very strange criterion indeed; you'd have to join me in voting for Kucinich. You and me only in the Keys!

Boating Safety & Seamanship course. Sessions begin Monday, November 5 and continue on Mondays & Tuesdays for 3 weeks at Sugarloaf Baptist Church 255 Crane Blvd, Sugarloaf Key. 7:00 to 9:30 p. m.  Cost is $55 for textbook and workbook.  A second family member $25 for workbook. Sign up booths Friday, November 2 and Saturday, November 3 at Big Pine Winn Dixie 9:00 am to 3:00 pm. Or call Don Kittsmiller 744-0043 or Bob Eichholtz 872-7505 Bulletin Board

I JUST FIGURED IT OUR ABOUT EMAIL IN ALL CAPITALS. It saves you from having to type capitals and lower case letters; and it doesn’t mean that the writer is always shouting after all.

Happy sixtieth birthday Hillary.

Republican strategy: Fear and calling opponents unpatriotic.

Oh, Woody, I'm going to miss your smiling face riding by my store everyday.  You always made my day. I love you.

I hate the Iraq war and don't know what to do. If that's your only or biggest issue, then vote for Ron Paul.  He's in favor of cutting our losses and bringing the troops home as soon as possible.  In fact, no matter what your favorite issue is, check out Ron Paul.  Some of his ideas seem a little out there at first, but listen to him and make up your own mind. The man is honest and he lives by the constitution. I don't agree with everything that the guy says, but it is very refreshing to hear a candidate tell the truth for a change.  Google Ron Paul and see for yourself.

McDonald’s wife removal ad. Video

When the graveside service had no more than just terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder, and more lightning. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

[Bush is God] You praise Bill Clinton’s limp-wristed shots at empty al Qaeda training camps as being a genuine attempt to catch Bin Laden.  I agree that he may have been distracted by the firestorm of controversy his unethical and perjurious conduct ignited.  Were these wispy efforts a “wag the dog” smoke screen?  There’s little doubt that some of his Hollywood buddies thought so.  Your guess is no better than mine.  I trust your non partisan memory will recall that the Clinton administration considered Islamic fascist terrorist attacks to be a criminal problem rather that a national security threat.  I trust you will recall that the Clinton administration took draconian measures to ensure that the CIA, the FBI, and other law enforcement/national security entities could not share terrorist intel.  I trust you will recall that Mr. Clinton was offered Bin Laden’s body, Clinton demurred.  Many are convinced that what little Clinton did in this arena, he did to cover his butt. 

Look, neither Clinton nor Bush is God or the Devil.  They each have made serious mistakes.  Both Republicans and Democrats failed to adequately appreciate the magnitude of the threat we now face.  Those cumulative failures led to 9/11 and our current world situation.

Your new eddress is certainly giving my browser indigestion, but maybe it's just AOL.

[Superbug Staph Infection]  You say you know that it is already here but won't say where. That’s pretty selfish; if you are right and its here, tell everyone so we can protect ourselves.

RIP Woody 11/29/52 - 10/24/07. I know you're with your beloved friend, Zeke now. I'm smiling through my tears. I'll miss you, kiddo.

[affordable housing condo units (that are being illegally rented out for a profit by the owners)] This BS because everybody knows what's going down. This is fraud, a crime, so why aren't the cops busting these criminals, or is it the old green thing as usual?  Our freaking tax money pays for this crap too! Maybe I will become a politico and cash in instead of having a sore, tax-paying butt all the time.

Scientists have reportedly been left baffled by a "haunted" playground swing that rocks backwards and forwards on its own. Locals in Firmat, Argentina claim one seat swings nonstop for ten days before stopping dead, while other swings remain still. Parents and children are convinced a ghost is to blame for the phenomenon, reports The Sun. They reported the swing to police after it began moving four months ago, Police officers had to admit they were stumped and called in physics professors but they too failed to find a logical explanation. Teacher Maria de Silva Agustina said: "One child called it the Blair Witch Playground. We believe it is haunted." Academics have now ruled out magnetic and electrical fields, and winds - and called in Ghostbusters.

[Pathetic Women]  Animal lovers treat their pets as their children.  Animals deserve to be loved, as they are God's creatures.  Apparently you are one of those people who would kick a dog to the curb if you couldn't keep it.  Shame on you for putting down true animal lovers.  To me there are two different types of people in the world...those who love animals and those who don't.  I find that the true animal lovers of the world have big hearts and are more compassionate and giving.  Let's hope that you do not own any animals and if you do, you should take them to the nearest shelter ASAP so that they can be adopted by someone who gives a damn.  You are the pathetic one!

Has anybody tried these?  Is there a special formula on them to work on love bug mess or are they just another wet cloth? LoveBug Wipes

[affordable workforce housing] This system of land control happens in every area. In Philly it was along the Delaware River where the old row home values were driven down until you could buy an entire block for $5000, rebuild them and sell them for $350,000 per unit to Yuppies. That is what is happening to KW and our homes. The Big Guys scoop up everything via the "redevelopment for the poor" con, using our tax money.  Then in a few years they re-buy everything for peanuts because low class people can't spell maintenance or up-keep, then change the laws to accommodate the rich, then build their mansions.

Here’s a picture of the beer can crusher for y’all.

[no snow in the keys] It was snowing in a couple of places in Key West last night. Pretty good stuff too!

I tried that cat wash too. I had to call 911 and a plumber to try and rescue my beloved baby Puss Puss, but it was too late. They told me to sit at the sewer outflow and pray!

[bashed the Moose] You righteous people can bash the Moose all you want, but stay the hell away from the VFW. We like the stink and the booze the way it is!

Did anyone else see this? It was Monday night around 9pm – heading north/east on US1 from Cudjoe. There was a huge object burning in the sky with a tail of flames. It was close enough to be a passenger plane.  It looked like what one might think a comet looks like, but much closer to earth. It was heading due north and stayed that route before vanishing. I was traveling on US1 when a passenger and me noticed it. The flame vanished within 10 seconds of my noticing it; well before it hit land or water.

Has anyone else been experiencing bad cell signal the last week or so?  If so, what carrier do you have?  I have AT&T.  They should change their no dropped calls ad to the most dropped calls ad.  I'm trying to see if it is a problem with The Keys or if it is an AT&T problem.

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10,000 San Diego evacuees are in the city’s stadium. Let’s see how this will differ from New Orleans? The San Diagons will probable be drinking merlot and eating sushi while being entertained on their Blackberry’s.

[Osama wasn’t in Iraq and had zero to do with 9/11] Granted he wasn’t in Iraq, but he sure as hell had something to do with 9/11!

California’s first Lady, Maria Shriver looked like she has a raccoon mask on when she was on CNN last night. Has she gone to the Tami Faye Baker School of Cosmetology? She should lighten up on the eye liner.

[How many years did you serve] 6 years, thanks for asking. In fact every male in my family has served in one branch or another. I chose the Army. I’m a staunch Democrat as is everyone else that served in my family. We didn’t serve for our political party we served as Americans no matter who was in office. There’s no political party in the field. America first, party second. I wish conservatives felt that way.

Valerie Palme’s new book details how she was betrayed by Carl Rove, Chaney, et al. They all seemed to think she joined the CIA because it was easy to spell.

Thanks to the nicest Vet in the Keys, Dr. Dunn at The Keys Animal Hospital in Marathon and his friendly staff. My dog is so much happier after having her teeth cleaned.  I don't know what they did, but she is smiling all the time now.  It’s the same with our cat who had halitosis.  They will probably live a few years longer and that makes me smile.  We adopted another kitten from the animal shelter and if you have an only pet, they welcome a companion. Cats, especially like company and our baby boy kitty is romping with the other stray cat. Please bring home a friend for your lonely pet!

[Courtesy] Yesterday, a person commented on not getting a greeting when walking in to a store. This has been the norm since we moved here 5 years ago. Wasn't that the first thing your parents taught you? When you go over to someone's house, you say hello to the parents?  I've never experienced such rudeness. Are we in New York or New Jersey?  A business etiquette course is highly recommended for bar and restaurant workers, doctors, nurses, lawyers, cashiers and everybody who deals with the public. 

Common courtesy and basic integrity is all we need; you can skip the phony “Have a nice day sir / ma'am.” If you cannot listen and be a nice person, then you should find another line of work where you do not have to deal with the public. Part of me wants to get the owner’s attention on their rude worker(s) but it is easier to not spend my money in Big Pine or other establishments that lack good manners.

[How many days did Bill Clinton serve in the military] 8 years. Commander in Chief is the highest military position there is. Sorry but that’s reality. And he did a great job helping to manage the Bosnian conflict. I didn’t mention Bush because he also served as Commander in Chief. Maybe you didn’t understand the difference between "chicken hawks" and "chicken wings".

Bush is no God!  President Bush has made some serious errors and omissions in the course of his administration.  Iraq was not one of them.  The absolute fact is that al Qaeda and Saddam did have joint interests and did have a cozy relationship as far as their hatred and efforts against all things American were concerned.  Saddam permitted al Qaeda training camps on his territory, Saddam provided recompense to the families of suicide terrorists, and al Qaeda and Saddam had a relationship that involved training and safe haven in Iraq for al Qaeda’s minions.  I’m confident that those who subscribe to your beliefs are convinced that Bush is, at best, a meddling fool.  Why, then, won't you paint all those who supported and continue to support the Iraq effort with the same brush?  First please remember that President Clinton and his administration claim to have recognized and labeled al Qaeda as a major threat to the world and especially to America.  And yet the Clinton Administration failed to take meaningful action against them.  If President Bush is a dithering fool, the same must be said for those legislators who had the benefit of the same intel that the President viewed and chose to vote for the initiation of the conflict.  Remember that Mrs. Clinton is, in fact, a Bush co-conspirator in her initial support of the war vote and in her continuing support of  Iraq war funding.  Most Democratic Legislators continue to vote the funding that permits the continuing execution of the conflict.  Do you suppose they are acting in the best interest of the Country, or, will you say that they are traitors to the Democrat cause?  Your damnation or support for this conflict should not be based on party lines. My support is strictly pragmatic, Bush happens to be a Republican, and he happens to be right on this issue.

If, there has been a plethora of terrorist attacks overseas, it is a tragedy.  Remember that there have been no successful terrorist attacks on American soil nor to American interests outside of the war zones thanks to the Homeland Security and intelligence apparatus that has been activated by the Bush administration.  Al Qaeda’s influence and ability to wreak havoc in Iraq is steadily diminishing, even to the extent that Bin Laden has just released a statement apologizing to the Iraq people for al Qaeda’s murderous activities.  I realize that this is probably a bitter pill for many Democratic politicos, but it most certainly is in the best interest of our nation.  Bush is not God, nor is he running for President.  Bill Clinton’s closest advisor is most certainly not God, but she is running for President.  Bill Clinton failed us on the al Qaeda issue, we can expect no better from his wife.  In my heart, this is the single overriding issue of this Presidential campaign.

Some of my friends send me emails that are all in capital letters. I wonder why they do this, but don’t want to annoy them by telling them that all caps annoy me. Do they think that I won’t read their email if it’s in upper and lower case? Do they think all caps make their mail more important? Upper case mail is harder to read. It looks like they are yelling at me.

[Secret Service Gatling gun] I want one of those guns mounted to my vehicle for this upcoming tourist season. That thing could cut Winnebago’s in half as well as my season travel time.

Find the Dot Video Game

I agree 100 per cent with the high price's they charge at the Big Pine pet store.  I can get the same things at K-Mart for a lot less. They want 18 dollars for a refill for my cat scratcher. I got the some thing at K-Mart for 5 dollars. I have never had anyone say “hello” or “may I help you”. They need to lower there price's and a hello would be nice too.

Those 41 liberal democrat Senators who signed the letter penned by Harry-the-war-is-lost-Reid really look stupid. First they try and deny a man his civil rights by stopping his employment and then they fail to match the donation like Rush did (2 million out of his own pocket not our tax money) Hillary signed it and now she looks like a bigger buffoon then Obama and that’s pretty big!

Why is military service important for Republicans but not Democrats? The answer is one word “Hypocrisy” I have a heck of a lot more respect for someone who didn’t serve because they opposed the war than a pro-war chicken hawk who refused to put themselves in harms way and now they want to go all Rambo using other peoples’ kids.  I completely agree that we should go after the ones that attacked us, but the “shoot them all and let God sort them out” mentality should be left to B movies and bad country songs.

A man who has proudly showed off his tattoo for 26 years was baffled to realize it actually spelt Coca-Cola. Vince Mattingley had his named tattooed on his chest in Chinese writing after asking staff at his favorite restaurant to write his name in Chinese symbols. But a waiter drew the Coke words - and Vince had it etched on his chest. Vince only realized the mistake when he recently travelled to Thailand and a barman asked him why he had Coca-Cola written on his chest, reports The Sun. Vince, of Watford, said: "I thought it was a joke then I found out that's what it said. The restaurant staff must have had a good laugh about it." He now plans to get another Oriental tattoo to cover up the name. He added: "I'm going to go with something Japanese this time."

Four days have passed and no one has bashed the Moose. I guess the bashers are on a smoke break.

Vote For the Next Elvira! Check out the videos, the choice is obvious.

[Pet Shop] The people there have always been friendly and knowledgeable about birds, however they are very expensive and not too keen on reasonable returns.

Life at a boring job can lead to stress.

Sad to hear about Don Tilseth.  One thing is that he built a fantastic sea wall around my property and many others will be a long time testament to his wonderful, sturdy concrete construction. I believe it’s been there for over 20 years on the other lot we purchased and just as smooth as the day he did the job!  Our best to his family and know that another Eden Pines family sends their love and condolences.

[All supermarkets are the same] Unfortunately you are right.  I have returned spoiled meat to both Winn-Dixie and Publix. Both were apologetic and both exchanged the tainted products without question.

I missed the email for the person who is pissed about his email address getting posted. How can we send him an apology? (Ed: It really wasn’t an email address that was posted it was a photo of him in drag that he sent us that he was angry about because we published it.)

The Winn Dixie Store Manager, Robert, is very nice and most helpful. Take the time to meet him. He can solve your problems if you just give the store a chance.

The Big Pine pet store is OK. I just wish they would not let their roosters run loose.

A rumor is floating that the Elks Club is going to open up a non-smoking club at the old KDs. The smoking Moose members will have another place to go.

[Winn Dixie] I'd like to know how to keep them from defrauding the public. In both the Key West and Big Pine stores I've been charged more than the posted prices on many occasions. On items not "on sale" I've gone back a day or two later or even a week, bought the same thing, and sure enough, the "error" had not been corrected. This leads me to believe it was intentional, hoping people wouldn't notice at the register. On "sale" items I've had cashiers insist I was wrong, and after pointing out the signs, while they honored the sign they immediately tore them down. But how many people were overcharged before that and didn't notice? Since they have their wonderful card they use to record all one buys, perhaps they should be forced to notify those overcharged and refund their money. Another option would be stiff fines for this. Almost never is there an "error" in the customer's favor. I cannot remember ever having this problem at Publix. I now try to avoid shopping at W/D because of this.

I received an invitation yesterday to speak next year at the Marathon branch library on Keys politics. The inviter said my views are brilliant and she was in agreement with most of them and felt a condensation of what I’ve been writing in my Blog would make a good book. However, I should limit any talk about angels directing me, because such talk would loose the library audience. This was the second time I’ve heard from this person about my angel talk losing the audience. I wrote back tentatively agreeing to a date, and cutting up some. But I had a dream in a nap yesterday afternoon that plainly warned me not to get too caught up in all of that, and this morning I don’t feel much like cutting up.
 
So let me start by saying there is nothing brilliant about my views and what I’ve been writing. In fact, but for the angels I’m supposed to limit my remarks about, I’d be writing gibberish, or wouldn’t be writing at all. If this loses the audience, then it loses the audience. If this loses the audience, then the audience is lost in ways it cannot possibly comprehend. I’m not talking about the Marathon library audience. I’m talking about the audience that reads what I’m writing nearly every day, and have been writing nearly every day since March 2006. The audience that has been growing steadily since that unexpected (by me) beginning. The audience that increased rapidly after GoodMorningKeyWest.com came on line early this year. Make no mistake, all of this was orchestrated by the angels I’m often advised to limit discussion about. The angels Melchizedek. The angels who run with Jesus, and vice versa. Those angels.

For those of you who find critters as remarkable as I do meet Cashew the Lab and her seeing eye cat, Libby. I wish for all our sakes that this was possible with humans. Aren't animals the nicest folks?

I bet the person who wrote: "The only luscious women down there are the Czech hookers in Key West" is probably some guy who gets shot down by the local women and is now mad.  It's amazing how quickly the woman turns ugly right after she rejects the guy calling her ugly.  I've met some ugly women here but also met some beautiful ones.  I also met some fat ones and thin ones, some nice ones and nasty ones.  I'd rather date an unattractive woman who is nice over a nice looking princess bitch.

Yes, I did serve in the regular Navy. It's not very hard to do some research and find out how many of our politicians served. The question is should people who never served act as if they did serve? If you are from a military family I congratulate you as I am too. But as you and I both know, don't be a flag waver, show the country by giving something back. It's time we had no parties in the gov’t and just one or two term service. And since they are all millionaires they should work for $1 a year and no benefits.

Deer Editor, Are you receiving too much smut or what?  Of course it is no inconvenience. However, I like to hear the dirt behind some of the things going on around here!  Respectfully, a true fan.

Deer Editor, Is the sunset picture in Tuesday’s header a true picture or clip art?  If it is a real picture, did you take it here in The Keys? (Ed: It’s a Photoshop composite of 5 elements.)

I am enjoying the entertainment put out by conservatives. They applaud Rush Limbaugh for his valiant and bravery in putting something on sale and giving the money to the children of the Marines. I also applaud the money going to their families but then I’m not the one that on the other hand is screaming against entitlements. I guess some entitlements are OK all of a sudden. Give a poor family help with healthcare and they scream thru the roof "entitlements are killing America” yet you give a person that chose a life in the Military an entitlement and its "We love that entitlement." Yeah, Rush, the doctor shopper, that was also caught bringing in drugs in another person’s name into the country is a hero alright. A hero to your favorite dealer in the Avenues.

[Superbug Staph Infection] It's already in the Keys. I won't name names or places but it is already here!

This site was a lot more fun before all the Clinton/Bush haters/lovers, anti-Semitic rants, Moose Lodge critics, and war protesters/supporters took over.  It sure would be nice to get back to local issues like bashing Winn-Dixie, critiquing the few remaining local bars or restaurants or whining about how Walgreens will destroy our way of life by tearing down the old Scotty’s building.

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The National Key Deer Refuge will be hosting a Fire Management Workshop Saturday, November 3, 2007 from 9am to 4pm at Our Lord of the Seas Lutheran Church located at 1250 Key Deer Boulevard, 1 mile north of US 1 on Big Pine Key.  The workshop is open to the public. Community residents, homeowners associations, civic groups and anyone interested in learning about the role of fire in maintaining natural habitats are encouraged to attend. Lunch will be provided.  R.S.V.P is not necessary.

The National Key Deer Refuge supports 22 federally listed plants and animals many of which are supported by fire adapted and managed ecosystems.  Prescribed fire is a carefully planned and controlled burn that land managers set under specific weather conditions in predetermined areas. However, the use of fire to maintain habitat has been controversial in recent decades, resulting in inconsistent application of prescribed burning and high vegetative fuel buildup. Lack of prescribed fire and fire suppression not only threatens the viability of fire dependent ecosystems and wildlife but increased vegetative fuel loads also threaten the safety of people and property in the vicinity of refuge lands.  The direct threats posed to both federally protected species and the human inhabitants of these areas make public participation in the implementation of a comprehensive fire management program critical.

The refuge will address where we are in the process of reviewing and adapting our fire management program, our efforts to balance public sentiment and concern for fire management into upcoming prescribed fires, as well as, monitoring and research activities.  Bulletin Board

About one half million people have been evacuated from southern California due to the many wildfires. I’ll take our hurricanes instead.

How many seconds did Limbaugh serve in military] Exactly the same time as Bill Clinton, John Edwards, and Hilary. Why is military service important for Republicans but not Democrats? Both of my daughters, as well as my son, served or are serving. My oldest daughter is a MD and is leaving for Afghanistan to work in clinics serving the locals as well as the Army. Our whole family has been active in the U.S. military and I don’t care if Limbaugh served or not. Did you serve?

Shuttle launch today, Tuesday! NASA - Space Shuttle

[Bush is God]  OK, if Bush is so brilliant then why is your party going down the drain? And no matter how many times you repeat the lie it will not change the fact that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 and we are making more enemies because of it. Actually, forget it. Enjoy your world.

Thanks a lot for the compliment on my garden. I was never interested in gardening until hurricane Wilma destroyed the garden that my husband had created over the last fifteen years. It was almost totally destroyed. I was given a few sickly plants from where I work and they grew. I then bought a couple more and planted them. Then I was hooked! I work in the garden every morning before work and most evenings after work. It’s so satisfying that it’s almost a therapy.

A writer sources a recent Washington Past article for our success in Iraq. What really is happening over there is that we’ve given up on democracy in Iraq (again we’ve changed our mission). We are now buying the different warlords to drive al Queada out of their areas. We are paying the different militia leaders not to shoot our guys. These leaders are all sworn to oppose a central government and democracy.

Yea, sure, the “Bush approach is working”. If the Bush approach means restoring and encouraging tribal autonomy and no central government (hence no democracy), then I guess its working. I’m an American, I’m for democracy. Bush will accept anything at this point. Mission accomplished.

My source is Newsweek’s October 15 issue (if we have to start giving our sources now).

[Trick or Treat] At least eight of the businesses in the Big Pine Shopping Center have banded together and will be handing out treats for costumed kids on Halloween, October 31st, from 6:00 to 7:00pm.  Look for posters going up this week. 

[Navy flight path] Dear Senator Nelson, Our community has reviewed the Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) and miscellaneous altered documents recently released by NAS Key West. We firmly believe that NAS Key West has failed to comply with any NEPA, Department of Defense or Navy regulations regarding the environment, citizen's health and overall quality of life. NAS Key West has significantly impacted the health of its neighbors since the introduction of new flight paths and aircraft, particularly the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet and the F-22 Raptor. Some residents experience over 120 flights over their roof tops everyday with internal noise readings in excess of 120 dbls. This area of homes has never been in any approved AICUZ zone. Furthermore, the latest shifting of AICUZ flight paths to remove certain individuals and their proposed high end real estate developments from particular flight zones (long within the established and adopted 1977 AICUZ), has caused detrimental consequences to long established poorer communities that had always been outside 1977 AICUZ boundaries. Those citizens that carefully and thoughtfully bought outside the published AICUZ noise zones are now bearing the brunt of NAS Key West flight activities.

Good for John McCain the only veteran running for president. I guess all the democrats will also be voting for him instead of the chicken hawks like Obama, Hillary and Edwards.

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

[Rush Limbaugh raised $2,000,000 by selling his pills] My sources tell me the answer is no. He raised the two plus million (and his like matching funds) by exposing what a bunch of weasels we have for politicians, who will do anything short of physical restraint (that’s next) to silence U.S. citizens who may dare to expose there total corruption and devious methods of attaining there vile objectives. Don't you ever read anything?

[Pharmacy overload] How many pharmacies does an island of five thousand people need? I guess the answer is three. CVS, Winn Dixie Pharmacy and Walgreen’s.

[Winn Dixie] Are we shopping at the same store on Big Pine? I don’t find anything wrong with it. Their meats are fresh and so is their produce. The only problem I see is it takes too long to check out, but that’s a problem shared by all markets. I shop at all the markets and they are all the same.

[More bar wisdom on women picking up men in bars] “Ladies, if you don't want to date a drunk, don't go shopping at the Drunk Store."

Come on now, somebody has to have the juice on what’s up with the old KD's?

Couldn't we just have a real small Casino?

Happy Fantasy Fest!

Get ready people I'm sure some dumb ass will bring the Superbug Staph infection to the keys this week because they do not want to miss out on the party.  Wash, wash, wash your hands all day long!

[Bush is God devotee] It wouldn’t matter what President was sitting in the office because whom ever was there would go after Al-Queda. Of course I find it interesting that you tie Iraq in with Al Queda because they were not partners in crime before the war. Now they are best friends with the Iraqi people. Bush has united Iraq with Iran because before the "war for lies" in Iraq started Iraq and Iran were sworn enemies. Sorry, but that’s a fact. Yes, Iraq and Iran hated each other. I guess Bush isn’t just the "decider"; I guess he can also be called the "uniter".

You have a great way of telling half the story and I must admit you don’t let the entire story cloud your partisan ways. The republicans overplayed their hand in Iraq and have proven themselves unable to lead the country in the war on terror. Terrorist attacks around the world are up 3,000%. No matter how you spin it that’s a horrible record. And I agreed 100% with the invasion of Afghanistan and the overthrow of the Taliban. I applaud and support Bush in his actions. Iraq is just a military blunder and a wasting of Americans sons and daughters and falls right into Osama’s favor. I hope Hillary wins in a landslide and I look forward to the day this Democrat can see Osama’s head on a post. And by the way, Osama wasn’t in Iraq and had zero to do with 9/11.Thats from your God Bush’s mouth not mine.

I’m done discussing the war and the election because we both get nowhere. I vote for Hillary you vote for whom ever and at least I know I’m making your vote offset. Fair enough? Its great to be an American.

The person who is pissed about his email address getting posted needs to get over it. 

Anyone going down to see the day time activities of Fantasy Fest?  I have been a couple times at night and don't like it. It’s too crowded for me.  I'd love a day time companion if anyone is going down.  Let's try to plan a group trip from the BPK area.  Or, I'm always open to a one on one if the other one is female.

[Halloween superstitions: If a candles flame suddenly turns blue, there's a ghost nearby] It could also mean that your spouse has been eating Mexican food and blaming ghosts for the "atmospheric disturbances."

Rotten produce at Winn Dixie. All I can say about Winn Dixie is yuck. Go to Lost Cargo Trading Post, they have the most amazing fresh produce there. It comes straight from the fields. Support the locals who are trying so hard to please us instead of "corporate" at W/D who don't give a damn.

W/D provides 2 very important things for BPK:  jobs and food.

I love the idea the female writer had about a "Cop a Feel" night.  I am all for letting a woman grab hold to see if she is interested before we leave together.  I'd also like a test feel myself as well.  Less surprises when it comes to nakedness.

[Bubba, Bubbette and sophomoric criticism]  The sophomore year(s) of High School and College were great learning experiences, it was just wonderful to finally be exposed to some facets of the real world, yet to still have some residue of youthful innocence.  If one focuses on Bill and Hill and does some serious analytical thinking of their history, the reality of what they were, what they are, and what they might be will simply slap the crap out of you.  I’ll spare you my rant on Bubba’s miss (sic) and mal adventures, I think we have had a penetrating view of his character and beliefs.  Ranting about Bubba would be nothing more than venting were it not for the fact that Bubbette is a serious contender for the world’s top job.  Bubette is a genuine chameleon in her ability to pander to the audience of the moment; she can jump from right to left faster than a metronome tracking Tina Turner.  So, do you want a chief executive whose character is forged with core values, do you want a leader,  or do you want a empty shell that will flutter in the wind of popular opinion so as to seduce votes.  Bubba and Bubbette will get even more scrutiny as time passes; his and her records are more than fair game.  You will know where they want go by where they have been and how they got there.  You should really put aside your juvenile preconceived notions about the Clintons and simply look at who and what they are.

Free shrubbery. Dig them up and they are yours Duranta 'Gold Mound' plants. Bring your shovel to  Lost Cargo Trading Post and get these beautiful shrubs for your yard.  Go to Davesgarden.com for more info and pictures. There are a few crown of thorns I want taken out too.  Stop by or give me a call 872-9900.

[casinos in Key West] So what are you saying, then, the "Boy Scouts" are going to run the casinos in Monroe County?

[Naked Mole Rat] So what does a clothed mole rat look like?

I like Winn Dixie.

Neither Sean Hannity nor Rush Limbaugh served in the military. They still support our country and the military. They are both great Americans.

[How are the no-see-ums] I have not seen any this year, or for that matter, ever!

These presidential protection guns can be rented for outings and drive by wipe-outs for less than $1000 per hour plus ammo which is about another $2000 per hour! Video

[Press 1…] Today, I went to K-Mart in Marathon looking for some curtains for a kitchen window.  I found one side of the curtain (1 per bag), but things were in such disarray that I thought it would be helpful if I asked a clerk to help me.  A gentleman was working stocking curtains, so I asked him if he knew and if he could help me find another side with the same material.  He looked me in the eye, shrugged his shoulders, lifting his arms bent slightly forward saying completely in Spanish, "If you don't speak Spanish I cannot help you, do you speak Spanish?"  Needless to say I didn't get the curtains.  This brings to mind the idea that getting a job at K-Mart doesn't require knowledge of the English language or to take any type test or interview?  Yes, I do understand Spanish, I lived in Miami for many years.  I didn't answer him, I just smiled and left.  I see a guy that wears a T-shirt around town that says, "In America we speak English", he needs to burn that T-shirt.

This is not a fun thing to do. Washing a Cat

I received a few sharp criticisms about my remarks in day before yesterday’s “Key Weird Chess Club” posting: that Key West behind the scenes power broker David Wolkowsky is gay and perennial mayoral candidate Jimmy Weekley is bi-sexual. No one said I spoke falsely, only that it was way out of line. I figured when I wrote it that I would hear criticism. I didn’t want to write it. I wrote it because I was told to write it (in my dreams). The reason I was told to write it is because almost one-third of the Key West electorate is gay, and when that community votes in block, which often happens, the candidate receiving that vote wins in a general election.
 
This happened in the 2003 mayoral, after I, the accused today, in less than three minutes at the Key West Business Guild candidate forum, berated the gay community for even thinking about not voting for Jimmy Weekley, and told them why they should vote for him. They knew his sexual orientation, I knew it. They came up to me afterwards shaking my hand and hugging and thanking me. Jimmy went on to win sixty percent of the vote in the five-candidate primary. There was no run-off. I had attended all the candidate forums. I got to size up all the candidates, including me. Jimmy was clearly the best candidate in that election. Clearly the best. GoodMorningKeyWest.com

So what happened with the ferry service to Pigeon Key and the tax money that's paying for it?

I sit here in total glee, waiting for those who are converting hotels to condos go completely broke. Then people will stop visiting the keys altogether.  Workers will leave, restaurants will close and all we will have left are snowbirds who sit in their house, shop the grocery store and flush their toilets. 

We need the cheap people! They spend a lot of money.  And aren't as picky as the more upscale tourists.  We need cheap accommodations (that's a really weird phrase) and fun stuff for them to do.  We have to repeat history over and over, and elect idiot leaders that don't lead us in the right direction.  I guess that's what feeds the economic engine and makes it surge and gag all the time and forces new blood into the Florida Keys gene pool.

Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

I too have had unpleasant experiences at the pet store in Big Pine. They never said a greeting or thank you, and prices are ridiculous! You supporters must be "Piner' woman," so take it like one. Save your money that they screw you with and drive to Key West! ~bigpinekeydude@yahoo.com

[more luscious Keys girls] Don't you mean lascivious Keys girls? The only luscious women down there are the Czech hookers in Key West and rumor has it they are lascivious. “Luscious and Lascivious” would be a great name for an all female band.

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So the "values" crowd has their shorts in a twist because they feel none of the Republicans fit their idea of a good candidate. They want to start a third party and run one of their own. These people need to get a grip. What this country doesn't need is some nut-job religious fanatic in the White House.  I'm not particularly enamored with any of the Republicans either. I mean look how they've screwed over this country over the past eight years. We're mired in a war that will never end. Our men and women in Iraq are dying or being maimed for nothing. We have no business being there. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. If those a**holes want to kill each other over some "God" or "Allah" or whatever, let them. They've been doing it for centuries. Nothing we or anyone else does is going to stop them.  Religion is the source of most of the world's problems. Why can't people see that?  Meanwhile the values crowd and their mouth pieces, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity among others, bitch about birth control, same sex marriage, the s-chip, "phony soldiers", drugs and whatever else they think the rest of us shouldn't do, read, watch, listen to or say. Lord, save me from your followers.

If there ever was a natural place to put a gambling casino it has to be Key West.  The place is already a big carnival.  The revenue from the casino would go a long way toward paying for sewer projects and other needed infrastructure improvements, and also create a lot of jobs.  It would draw a lot more customers here for the other local businesses.

[Some other republican successes]  Largest debit ever for America and the worst part is it is to a dreaded communist country, China. Please explain how this is making America safer? The debit that each and every American is burdened with is $45,000. How exactly is this making America stronger? The shredding of the American constitution is another glowing example of how this current administration is making America safe? Airport security is another farce that this administration is perpetrating. They check out average American citizens like they are terrorists, but leave the cargo that is being stored on the plane unchecked. So when you talk about the republican successes, you must also talk about there failures.

Remember that if our forefathers were conservative republicans, we would still be under control of the British (one good thing if this were true is that we would have a national health program).

If Jesus was a conservative republican we would have “In Yahweh we trust” on our money.

Did anyone else see the giant Gambian pouch rat squashed on Wilder Road just North of the Moose on Friday?

[We don't want anymore Keys land] Lynda Godfrey Bureau Chief, Land Acquisition and Warrick, Judy, head of D.E.P Negotiation Section Florida D.E.P.  Stated in a conference call with KLK.com yesterday that the Florida Department of Environmental Protection spent too much money in the Keys in previous years, and "We don't want anymore land there".  Godfrey also stated that the remaining parcels of land in Tier 1 and 2 are of low quality and no longer meet the new criteria they have created for environmentally sensitive land plus we have reprioritized the Keys acquisition picture and the remaining parcels will not be considered for purchase". I can only come to the conclusion that the county will now have to pick up the tab for all the current and future takings cases. In 2004, then Mayor Murray Nelson, brokered a deal with past governor Jeb Bush to purchase 96 million dollars in environmentally sensitive lands. To date their purchases have fallen short by millions.  Miss Godfrey's email address is Lynda.Godfrey@dep.state.fl.us. 

Breaking News. Godfrey's conference call conflicts with outcome on Tier Challenge.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. ~George w. Bush

[It seems there’s a mis-informed republican] The $83,000 income level used for families to get the children health care was for 1 state and 1 state only. It was already turned down. So not stating those facts shows you’re a party hack, maybe you should have said "Only 1 state, the state of New York, requested that much but the other 49 states didn’t request that amount would have been a bit more truthful. The reasoning behind New York, and only New York, asking for that much is because of the very high cost of living in NYC. It’s been determined that a salary of $83,000 earned in NYC is considered less then $40,000 in other major cities. So don’t let facts or telling the entire story get in your way.

If the best you can do to help the republican party is to tell outright lies about Hillary then your party is really in the tank. Try a little honesty while you can because your made up facts are getting wackier and farther from the truth then ever. The Republican smoke screen is lifting.

There you go America, Republican scare tactics at it again.

Yesterday began Goombay. Petronia Street was filled last night with vendor booths and people strolling up and down sampling the various edible and craft wares, listening to music with African origins, music knowledge of dance steps does not require but only and ability, and willingness, to move and twist and shout and weave and bob and junke and jump and shake. Dance of the soul, sun, moon, stars, seas and tides, earth, plants and animals. Dance of Eden, I imagine.
 
Just past Floyd‘s Barber Shop, where I’d had a few haircuts, I noticed a fellow selling colorful metal lizards and frogs and stuff, said I’d be back, on my way out. Then, I saw Conch Shop was open, next to Conch Town Café, where I’d eaten from time to time. I’d never seen Conch Shop open, dropped in to see what was cooking. To my great surprise, and delight, collard greens were cooking, and pigeon peas and rice, and various meat selections — I chose fried chicken to round out the meal — leg and thigh. They said Conch Shop is opening back up, collard greens will be regular fare. I said I’d be holding them to that. I sat at a table occupied by a woman I knew from Key West Bank, and her boyfriend. Bikers, as in Harley-Davidson. Not many actually live in Key West. The live music back against the fence was the move and twist and shout and weave and bob and juke and shake kind. I didn’t have anyone to wiggle with, and moved on after I was done with the soul food.
 
Not too far along I ran into Norma Jean Sawyer-Atanda, chairwoman of Bahama Conch Community Land Trust, about which I wrote briefly yesterday and said Mayor Morgan McPherson has been against BCCLT’s efforts to regenerate Bahama Village. I don’t know how anyone could be against BCCLT’s efforts, who had attended one of their monthly directors’ meetings, sat and listened in awe to what they are doing. I did that, and I was smitten by their sincerely and dedication. They are providing affordable housing. They hope to provide more, and bring off a rebirth in Bahama Village, which has seemed to me like a “step-child” of Key West since I first started hanging out in her in late 2000. Lots of afternoons I spent at the Martin Luther King Center in 2001 and 2002. A beautiful Olympic-size public swimming pool, the only one in Key West that I know of. A view of the Atlantic tossed in for good measure. It’s where I voted in those days. GoodMorningKeyWest.com

It is so good to see our Mayor Mario betting on the length of meeting times. I guess that shows his interest in this county and where his priorities are. I thought the problems we have down here are real, but apparently not important enough to keep the mayor's interest.

It is necessary to translate Ed Swift’s letter to the editor in last Saturday’s Citizen. Mr Swift’s letter states that the expected percentage of residents who will evacuate should be as low as 50%. This number is important because it is used to calculate the clearance time needed to evacuate the Keys.

If this calculated clearance time ever exceeds 24 hours, the state will curtail building permits through the ROGO process.

Lowering the estimated percentage of people who will evacuate would directly lower the calculated clearance time, which would free up more building permits. This tactic of lowered expectations would allow more people to move to the Keys.

While it is difficult to guess how many people actually would leave if a dangerous hurricane was approaching, estimates are that about 50% left for hurricane Ivan in 2004. Those people left days in advance, because Ivan was forecasted to hit Key West as a deadly Cat 4 hurricane. Key West was nearly a ghost town, even after the forecast track slid well west of Key West. This experience suggests that far more than 50% would want to leave if Ivan would have gotten closer to us.

Mr Swift’s proposal would allow enough development to ensure that we would not be able to leave. The extra people would clog the road if more than half of us decided to go. He at least advocates being better prepared to shelter in place, but fails to note how far we are from that goal. Our hospital is expected to only withstand a Cat 3 at best. Much of our Cat 1 and 2 shelter space would not withstand a Cat 4 or 5.

Known refuge of last resort space would only house about half our current population, and it’s not equipped with the supplies and plumbing that would be needed to hold that many people. Most of our critical infrastructure is vulnerable to a Cat 3. We have a long way to go before evacuation becomes unnecessary, and getting there would take a generation.

Matt Strahan, National Weather Service, Key West

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I am just dying here; the guy sends you a picture with him in drag. The Editor adds a comment and the guy gives Ed heck because it was posted.  I don't know him/her but that was funny as heck.  And I thought I was absent minded.  Lordy, you know we just have to laugh at ourselves sometimes and if it was meant as a joke your friends will know and support you.  Take a deep breath and smile!

Lower Keys Shuttle. Last week I drove into Key West to get the latest bus schedule at the Gato Bldg.. The lady downloaded 2 copies for me from the latest schedule, which she got from a link from the Citizen online. Today I waited another 25 min. for the 12:35 bus and finally gave up at 1 p.m. That's it. I give up.

I live on Ramrod.  Some friends and I were talking the other night over several Budwisers and trying to figure the demographics.  Does anyone know if Ramrod is 100% white people.  We could not come up with a single resident who isn't.

Adrienne from the band Injade will be back at the Parrotdise on Sunday nights starting at 7pm. Come join her for some delicious food, fine spirits, and a good vibe.

I’m not saying the skeeters and no-see-ums are bad, but my Rottweiler got drug off the porch and dropped in the Gulf last week by skeeters. I would just stay where you are and deal with the cold.

I met a guy at Ricks last night.  We went back to the Pier House where he was staying.  I think I have now seen the world's smallest penis.  I had to control myself so I didn't laugh.  I told him I suddenly wasn't feeling well and left.  I just couldn't do it.  It reminded me of a green bean, but shorter.

If you are referring to Ricardo the co-manager of W/D it's too late. I believe he has left the keys.

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[Cats] Denial, no!  Unless you are a vegetarian you eat meat.  So who kills more animals then us? (The Human animals on this earth are the real killers).  Leave animals alone and they will take care of their own balance.  Look up what happened when the wolf was almost gone and what that did to the ecosystem.  If some of these haters would do more reading on what us humans have done to this earth they may be nicer people. Who knows?  As for me being in denial, I don't think so. I watch the animal stations on TV and also read the paper which is by far the worst killing fields we have. The human race can't help but kill for no reason.

A bug or glitch caused a robotic anti-aircraft gun In South Africa to flip out and kill nine soldiers (and injure a further 14). Details are sparse, but a jam or internal explosion caused the gun to malfunction, resulting in it "wildly swinging" as it "sprayed hundreds of high-explosive 0.5kg 35mm cannon shells around the five-gun firing position," according to the post. The gun is designed to automatically target aircraft, helicopters, and cruise missiles and fire when any targets come into range -- all without human intervention. The gun can even reload itself automatically when its magazines are emptied. As a result, the rogue robot gun could not be stopped before it completely ran out of ammunition, despite efforts from one brave artillery officer.

A disturbing reminder that our robotic minions are not always happy with their menial tasks and can strike at any time? Keep your eyes open, Roomba owners!

Sheriff Joe from the great state of Arizona has a handle on how to do things. I would vote for him to be King of America, I think he could do in 4 years what we have not be able to do in my life time. Feed inmates for 30 cents a day, bed them down in tents from the the 1950s Korea war. Give them 3 channels on TV, cooking , Mickey and his own show from the jail. The inmates all feel the same, they don’t ever want to be put in his jail again. I don’t think they live a good wholesome life, but I do think they stay the hell out of Arizona. This one man makes a difference, of this I am sure. What a guy!

The person whining about his email being printed needs to chill.  You wrote in an inappropriate comment and your name got printed.  It has happened to me too.  I was pissed and I got over it.  It was well worth it to point out some dick head guy hitting on me.  Grow up.  I missed your email being printed.  I'm going to have to go back now and look.  I'll send you a picture of my ass to remind you what you are.

[Fantasy Fest Pet Show] Here is a sneak peek at the number one contender to win the Fantasy Fest Pet Show. Does anyone know the species?

Q. Why are the homeless houseless? A. They are shelter impaired

[Winn Dixie Meat] My W/D meat has always been fine. It is better than Moose meat, no smoky after taste. Nope, I never tried Murrays. They say Ronin meat cannot be beat. That is probably a good thing.

It's an all new Big Pine video game: Cat-Trapping! It’s addictive. Big Pine Cat Trapping

[Write to Corporate W/D] Yeah, good luck with that. Been there, done that more than once. Corporate is not any better. The only way things will ever change is if they clean house and start with all new management and staff or Publix moves in and WD closes. I had high hopes after the media coverage of the store conditions and when corporate came down and had the place cleaned up, but those hopes have faded. I solved my problem by shopping in KW on my way home from work.

Does anyone have info on where I can get the gear to be able to para-sail from my boat?  Why isn't there personal para-sailing in our area? It's a great way to get really high without drugs.  I bet the hook-up gear and sail are expensive and I'd be better served to just take a  ride or two down in Key West and try to get it out of my system. Besides, it's probably illegal or they will pass an ordinance if they see you having too much fun or being too happy down here.

[the movies] How come whenever they show a cat it makes a sound?

Democrats in power:  A poster suggests that the accolades for the declining budget deficit should not be assigned to Prez Bush.  The poster says that the kudos belong to the “Democrats in power”.  I’ve got to assume that our Dem friend has been away from the news during the last few months.  If the Dems are the powerful force they lust to be, why haven’t they stopped funding for the war?  After all, they do control the purse strings.  Why were Pelosi and Reid unable to secure an override to the SCHIP veto?  Why was Pelosi forced to withdraw her beloved Armenian resolution that would have fractured our vital relationship with Turkey?  Why can’t Pelosi and Reid pass any legislation in support of their desired, but unconstitutional “fairness” doctrine?  Why do we still find our Federal Budget chock full of “earmarks”? remember the Dems promised to end the practice? 

I am unable to recall the passage of any meaningful Democrat campaign promised, legislation in recent months, can you?  There are probably another 3 dozen or so examples that could be cited, but I think the point is made.  The Dems may be the majority, but, thank God, they don’t seem to be able to get much done.  Here’s what we’d have if they had the power they covet.  Iraq would be an Al Qaeda strong hold--world wide terrorism central.  Pakistan and Afghanistan would be crumpling into Al Qaeda and Taliban rule.  Israel would be preparing to unleash Nukes against Iran.  The U.S. would be under an oil embargo.  New entitlement programs including socialized medicine would be the law of the land.  Social Security would be on the road to history.  Your taxes would be astronomical.  The Democrats are not evil, their global view is just wrong.  Is the Democrat majority powerful?  The evidence suggests no!

[Blather] I sure liked that word. It was used yesterday.

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Deer Ed, I curious as to which low-life, lying , scum-sucking son-of-a-bitch thought the caption with my picture was funny?  Very few people on my short list received that picture. I would like to know who to remove from that list! I’m also wondering why you thought it wasn't derogatory enough to include the sender’s email address, since you explained your policy to me. I've always had a pretty thick skin, but I thought it was hateful, degrading, and an out-right lie, and in pretty piss poor taste. Although with all the hatred, hypocritical, and hostility posted lately, I shouldn't be surprised. I thought it was pretty low class and not at all funny. bpk.com has been a favorite of mine since it started, even with all the bullshit. I hope that's not the name I must remove from my "friends" list.
Regards, a long gray-haired heterosexual Woodstock alumni (who was a beatnik before they invented hippies) in a dead head t-shirt. (Ed: The email was from you—guaranteed! You sent it to Bigpinekey.com. Were we still supposed to print your address? We thought it was in the spirit of Halloween. Check your “sent items” in your email program.)

So who’s lying to us? Our military is telling us every month they are reaching their recruitment goals. Then our President’s talking heads tell us that we need contractors because we are short of volunteers. Are we to believe that our own military is setting recruitment goals at too low a level or is the President’s administration using doublespeak and lying? If the Iraqi government wants American military contractors out then they have to go. I mean it is their country right? Read though the bullshit. Give Iraq back to the Iraqis. I’m tired of my tax dollars going to pay for Iraq’s Army. After all these years they can take care of themselves.

Tim Conway at his best doing the dentist sketch from the old Carol Burnett Show. They were the best! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T8i4FkNVo

So Bush destroys the budget and had the largest deficit in history then he gets proclaimed a great fiscal President because the deficit shrinks a few years. That’s like saying, “Of course the deficit is shrinking, the Democrats are the new majority in Congress.” Playing with figures is a fool’s folly. It goes both ways. Turning the largest deficit in American history into the second largest deficit isn’t exactly earth shaking. But, hey, lets go with "Of course its shrinking there’s more democrats in power then when it was at its highest".

Last night’s mayor forum at Double Tree Grand Tree Resort, sponsored by the Key West Chamber of Commerce and the Lodging Association of the Keys and Key West, brought no surprises. The questions posed to Mayor Morgan McPherson and former Mayor Jimmy Weekley, each candidate received the same questions, were pretty straightforward and pretty soft, in the softball sense. No real hard balls where thrown to the candidates. And, curiously, no question about Bahama Village, or about Bahama Conch Community Land Trust’s efforts to regenerate Bahama Village with the assistance of land trust and city funds, and a few acres of the property given to the city by the Navy. It’s no secret in Bahama Village that Morgan is strongly against BCCLT’s efforts.
 
One distinct difference came in Morgan and Jimmy saying how they feel about Southernmost Guesthouse being turned into a 150-seat restaurant. Jimmy said he flat opposes it. Morgan said there needs to be investigation of all the facts and communication with the opposing parties. I was left feeling Morgan is in favor of the restaurant but didn’t actually come out and say it. Hugh Morgan and his wife, the nearest neighbors to the project, feel Morgan is in favor of it. They have been told by someone close to Morgan that their homestead could be put into a court condemnation proceeding and purchased by the city, if they do not cave in and agree with Southernmost Guesthouse becoming a 150-seat restaurant.

[Mile Marker 24 Band] We arrive back in the Keys just in time to perform again on the Fury Sunset Cruise on Wednesday October 24^th and Thursday October 25^th. The boats set sail at 6:00 PM both days with check-in at 5:30 PM. Thursday will feature a body-painting contest and yours truly will be one of the judges. Did I mention that I hate my job, ha,ha!!  Book early with the Fury to make sure you get on this wonderful sunset sail at www.furycat.com or call 1-877-994-8898.  Also, we want to thank everyone who joined us earlier this month on the Fury. Those boats were sold out. You guys are great!

[my singing talents] You can definitely tell this young lady isn't from around here, she's way to nice and classy by her posting.

This is in response to those that are tired of people criticizing the President and out country. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."  ~Plato 

You want really good beef?  These guys deliver once a week to the Keys. http://www.deliciousorganics.com/

I have to agree about the pet store.  I think the name is Whaltons.  I always just called it the pet store at Winn Dixie.  They are great.  Always a welcoming hello when you arrive and a sincere thank you when you leave.  Very well stocked and if they don't have it they will get it.

[Condom fashion show in China] I wonder if the artist got a Yen Grant like he would have gotten here?

Immigration will continue as long as the people demand low cost products in a Wal-Mart economy, and our leaders fail to remember Henry Ford's requirement that the workers be paid enough to buy the products manufactured. Everything else is blather.

Oil broke the $90 a barrel mark yesterday. $100 a barrel is next. Imagine the effect that’ll have on our economy. We’ll have inflation in 2008; it’s already starting now.

[Suicide prone smokers] Just what constitutes a “big tip” at the Moose club?

[Pet store in the Winn Dixie Plaza]  Well I have to say that I have been going to that pet shop for years and I always bring my 3 kids and they look at everything and the women there are always nice and friendly.

Zeitgeistz the movie, official release. Full production (including the 'Overture') 2hours.   Zeitgeistz

[hamburger at Murray's] I have bought it there.  Their hamburger, as well as all their meat, is great.  Excellent fresh produce too.  Also try Fausto’s or Waterfront Market in Key West.  All three of them have top of the line meats and produce.  You do pay a little bit more, but it’s worth every penny.  Like with most things, you get what you pay for.

Oh My God! RuPaul finally made it!

[Good ground beef] Try Naturewell 2lb packages from Winn Dixie. It’s corn fed beef with no anti-biotics or growth hormones. It’s in a green and white plastic tube. You can’t see the product and it never has a price on it, but that’s W/D for you!

It works. I now can understand my dumb kid.    AOLer-translator

Moose members that read their magazine would have seen that the national Moose organization is pushing for smokeless clubs. A lot of them have gone smokeless already.

We are getting ready to come down to the paradise that is Big Pine Key.  Can someone let me know how bad the no-see-ums and mosquitoes are?

Click the link for verification of the following immigration facts.
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.
http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html
9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of non-illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroine and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report:
http://tinyurl.com/t9sht
12. The National Policy Institute, "estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period." http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf
13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin. http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm
14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States ".
http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

I tried to take the 12:35 bus from BPK to Key West then realized it is not scheduled to arrive at Big Pine until 1:00pm. Boy do I look ignorant.

Big Piners if you like Ricardo working at your Winn-Dixie email and voice your opinion. http://winn-dixie.com/

My deck’s bigger than yours. Video

[Fort Taylor belongs to all Florida residents] I would like to remind the people who are proactive and want to save the Australian pines at Fort Taylor that this is a state park owned by the people of the state of Florida, and not a city park that is owned by the citizens of the city of Key West. If any changes to the management plan are to be accomplished, such as not removing the pines, it needs to go for public comment for all people in the state of Florida, and not be changed by a handful of people in Key West who want to hold Fort Taylor hostage for themselves.

The removal of the pines is part of the management plan because that is what the citizens of the state of Florida want, and I'm sure that the management plan did have public comment before it was adopted. So to me it appears that only a minority of the citizens of the state of Florida want to save the pines, and the overwhelming majority of citizens in the state of Florida want them removed.

The person who has complained to the managers at W/D and gotten nowhere should write to Corporate W/D and cc the letter to the Big Pine W/D general manager.  In the letter say that you have complained to the store manager several times.  If you know the name of the manager you spoke with put that too.  Close your letter with true injury and say you are going to start driving to Key West to go to Publix or Albatrosses.  You know it is inconvenient for you to go to Key West, but you’re willing to sacrifice to get more quality food.  Also, in answer to your question: Murray's is excellent.

The Argentina Perito Moreno Glacier.  This glacier breaks up every four years like clock work, give or take one week. There are photographers from the four corners of the earth that come to southern Argentina and literally camp out at the glacier site in order to get the actual breakup on film. Video

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Friday October 19, 2007

Thursday October 18, 2007

[Crab Traps] Molested or robbed, it's the same to me and if it's my traps…I'm from the old school.

To the nice individual who complimented my singing talents…thank you.  I am the “Black Velvet Chic”.  I do the karaoke thing because I like to sing, not to win a contest.  I work a full time job, so it’s not possible for me to participate every week, but I do go when I get the chance. The most important part is that I’m getting a chance to meet some great people.  I just moved to the Keys last July.  There is always a wonderful and fun group of people that participate.  I applaud Ms. Fox on her win.  She did a great job and put on a good show. I really enjoyed listening to her as well as all the other singers in the contest.  I thought that everyone did a fantastic job!  To the folks at Boondocks: thanks for a great time. You do a heck of a job.   

Suicide prone smokers sure get offensive when they think they can no longer contaminate the surrounding inside air space (and show those non-smokers who's boss). Think about the bartenders risking lung cancer and respiratory problems by the current big tippers who go to the Moose for cheap drinks and smoking. Nobody's asking you to leave the Moose, just go outside with your unhealthy and offensive fumes. How long do you think a bartender would let a person stink-fart repeatedly before being asked to leave? I would like to go to the Moose, but I tried it and it smelled like an ashtray all 3 times I went. The Moose should realize that smoking is bad and there are a lot of old and new Big Piners that would go there for drinks, parties, charity programs and networking.

I am tired of paying, from my hard earned paycheck, all the taxes taken for those who think the USA is a free ride.  Our veterans can't even get what they are most deserving.  Furthermore, If it wasn't for our veterans, none of us, including the money hungry politicians, would have the freedom they have nor the money and perks that goes with it;  which, by the way, we are paying for. What about our elders who can't get so many of the services they need.

Has anyone bought Murray's ground beef, and how was it?  I'm sick of W/D hamburger meat. It looks good on the outside, but when you open it the inside is always dark which makes me think they are mixing old meat with new meat. It doesn’t matter if you buy the leanest or their lower grades they are all the same. I have complained to management, but it has fallen on deaf ears.

I would definitely rejoin the Moose Club if smoking inside was disallowed.

Is this Royboy in drag?

What’s with the fence around the old Conch and Stein? Who bought it? Will the tiki open?

I think the performer Moose should do a benefit at the Moose Lodge to raise money for a smoking, drinking and obesity awareness campaign. And of course have the requisite silent action to augment the proceeds.

The who served link is very revealing.  It seems like an awful lot of talking heads who favor this administration were willing to look the other way when they were in their prime.  I think this is why Charlie Rangel brings up the draft and throws it in the face of republican war lovers.  The military needs more men and women in uniform, for sure, due to low recruiting levels, but it also needs balance among black, white, rich, and poor.  How about it you right-leaners out there? Are your kids signed up yet?

[vote Republican so they don’t staff the military with pacifists]  Those who served: Thanks for making my Point. Once aging you have proved why people vote Republican. 

Something's very wrong down here are; am I the only one that sees it? All I hear is water shortage in the Southeast and lake Okeechobee is 5 feet below what it should be and they’re asking us to conserve water, but in a local paper, a builder is advertising houses can be built or should I say brought with a discount if ordered by the end of October? Whatever happened to the limit of houses built? Where I live there's so many new houses sitting empty that there's no way permits are being counted; plus the new ones have a lot of downstairs rental units. It looks like if you have money down here, the county, state and FEMA has blinders on! It looks like more is slipping through the cracks then what the local residents are led to believe.

[Urban Outdoorsman] Keep those bourbons rollin’…rawhide!

[Immigration] One notion that needs to be revised is the idea that there can be no end to expansion. We currently support a population of three hundred million. At present this translates into nation-wide water shortages, urban sprawl, air pollution, a crumbling infrastructure, traffic snarls, and a loss of open space. Our thinking has been shaped by the notion of open vistas, open space, the ideal of suburbia, the idea that every American could own an identifiable piece of America, that there would always be room to spread out, to grow. What will our children and their children surrender in a country of four hundred million, of five hundred million? What is the carrying capacity of this nation?

At present, we are in great danger of becoming a bilingual society: the haves will speak English, and a growing underclass will speak Spanish. Those who identify with American culture may find themselves in conflict with those who swear allegiance to competing, alien and antagonistic cultures.

The economic argument for mass immigration makes less and less sense in the twenty-first century. The old style factory jobs that fueled nineteenth century expansion no longer exist. Today, there is nothing cheap about this ready source of cheap labor. The low wages paid new arrivals are really not enough to keep body and soul together without expensive subsidies from the taxpayers. Taxpayers pay for medical care for those workers who do not make enough money to pay for their own emergency care. Low-paid workers (or American-born children of such workers whether legal or not )receive food stamps, participate in the WIC program, qualify for subsidized housing, require expensive bilingual education and burden an already stretched infrastructure. 

They have no money ,so they pay very little taxes.

The flood of cheap foreign labor depresses wages and lowers the standard of living for working-class Americans. Ask custodians in Los Angeles, food service workers, construction workers, gardeners, factory workers, meat cutters, maids, the hewers of wood and the carriers of water how they feel about immigration legal or illegal.

Illegal immigration poses a health risk. Tuberculosis once widely feared as "the white plague" is still relatively common in Mexico. A recent tuberculosis scare in Atlanta involved an illegal alien from Mexico. The man in question was quarantined before he had a chance to spread the disease. How many illegals are never quarantined because they are never detected? Would you like your food prepared by an illegal with an active case of hepatitis? We take it all on faith. 

Illegal immigration endangers our political system. Illegals have been counted in the census. An important reason for such counting is to determine political representation in the House of Representatives. A state with a very high illegal population may gain representation in Washington to the detriment of states with populations not fueled by illegal immigration. And if this were not enough, illegal aliens have become a power block. Witness the many demonstrations largely involving illegal aliens demanding all of the perquisites of American citizenship.

Unfortunately, not all illegals are honest. The methamphetamine trade, for example, is largely run by Mexican nationals. Illegals represent a very large percentage of the incarcerated.

[Born to be wild] If you want to keep your family pet in lockdown, like a prisoner, buy a damn goldfish. Cats are not for you. To keep a cat from playing outside, climbing thru the bushes, watching the fish in the canal, staring back and forth with an iguana would be abuse. Our cat loves those things. He comes in during the day to eat, relax in the AC for awhile, spend a few hours with family and then he’s off to play in the world. He’s very healthy, gets regular check ups, gets regular baths and brushings, but it would drive him nuts if he was forced to stay indoors. He would sit at the window and meow for hours.

[Extremely Edited Posts] Maybe your posts are boring. Or maybe Ed doesn't like you. Try attaching a picture of a sexy girl or cute animal to your future posts, those always seem to get through. Failing that you can always rant about the evil Jews.

Harley chicks.

[Ron Paul mixed up with Rupaul] Then vote to Rupaul and this country will be done with this pay per pray religious crap.

Te BPK Moose Lodge is a successful club and should leave well enough alone. Going smokeless would be bad for the organization. Drop the issue, nothing is going to change.

[Trap molested] Imagine someone reaching in your back pocket and taking your wallet, removing your money & throwing your wallet on the ground, same difference.

ExtremePumpkins.com - Extreme Pumpkin Carving

[Stupid Redneck Joke] (If it was a smart Redneck joke, they wouldn't be laughed at!) A 78 year old Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

We stopped by the Tiki Bar last Saturday night and were surprised to hear the "new" Moondogs play.  They sounded great and we really enjoyed hearing them.  I look forward to hearing them again soon.  Lower keys music is the best!

[Smokeless Moose]  What a great idea; maybe they will also put in some exercise machines and a carrot juice bar. Then add a small library filled with classic literature. Perfect!

I tried to take the 12:35 bus from BPK to Key West Wednesday to go to a doctor’s appointment and waited until 12:50. I finally gave up and drove in.

Thanks to who ever posted that video of the 30mm cannon exterminating those Islamofacists. Please post the link, I want to see more!

My name is Ronin, what's yours?  You can meet me at MySpace.

[Don’t believe what you think] The last 3 years of the reign of Clinton the First, were blessed with small budget surpluses.  You may ask why!  Easy!  Huge increases in taxation, a newly minted Republican legislative branch that began to bring fiscal responsibility to government, and truly draconian military spending cuts.  The Bush 2 administration has had budget deficits that have been steadily declining.  Again, why?  Still easy!  Our Republican and recently Democrat legislative branch has abandoned any semblance of fiscal sanity.  September 11, 2001.  Truly huge capital outlays to rehab our military and to prosecute a new world war.  Huge capital outlays to fund homeland security. All which cost mega bucks.  Early in the Bush 2 admin, the deficit was fueled by the effects of the recession that marked the end of the Bubba the First’s admin.  If spending is still sky high, why is the budget deficit declining faster than anyone believed it could?  Still easy!  Tax cuts finally permitted our economy to recover and unleashed a roaring economy that has resulted in a river of cash flowing into our treasury.  If you want to cut off the torrent of bucks surging into our treasury, simply dam it by raising taxes.  Damn it!  If we dam it we’re damned fools.  There is no magic to a balanced budget.  First eliminate reckless federal spending, second, minimize entitlements, third, a healthy economy generates increased tax revenues; fourth, a healthy economy requires that only minimal taxation be levied.  Lower taxes means more jobs, higher wages, more investment, more capital in circulation, reduced prices on consumer goods, a more secure and happier you.

Injade is playing in the tower at Blue Heaven for the Goombay Festival on Friday night from 9-12am.

Adrienne will be celebrating her birthday Saturday night at the Looe Key Tiki Bar with a bunch of her friends who are also October babies, while the rest of her band, The Root Band, plays that night. So come on out for some fun partying!

What some locals fail to realize is that the Moose Lodge, like many other clubs, is owned by the parent origination, not just a handful of smokers. And every member has a right to decide what is best for the Lodge and its members. How can they boast about helping children and elderly when the building is not healthy for either to enter? Wake up members. Being stupid is not for the good of our Lodge.

[traps molested] Does the fact that there are thieves on the water sound a little more palatable to you? 

[Traps molested] Usually the scumbag not only robs the trap, but usually breaks it which makes it impossible to catch product until it's rightful owner can repair it. So molest is a good word. A better word would be diver found "drowned" with arm stuck in crab trap.

Now that's a game review. When does this guy breath? The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

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Thursday October 18, 2007

Wednesday October 17, 2007

Parrotdise Waterfront is open and about time!

I've got a little theory about the origin of the dislike of Jews. I think that it goes back to the days when the church disallowed the charging of interest on a loan. (usury)  Needless to say, Jews didn't have to follow these silly church rules and so they were free to charge interest if they desired. This led to the establishment of Jews in banking and may also have led to some resentment among those who were paying the interest.  (Christians)  It makes sense to me. Obviously, the church has since changed their tune about usury and it is now kosher (sorry, couldn't resist) for Christians to charge interest.  Incidentally, Muslims today still have a weird thing about not charging/paying interest.  I too have a thing about not paying interest, but that's just me.

I don't like to belittle another person's business, but in this case I feel I should (if for only a warning to others).  At our restaurant we tried a new local pressure cleaning service to do the hoods and floors.  During the job, because they were parked on someone's private lot (where it plainly reads 'No Parking') one of their cars was towed.  They had not finished the job but were anxious to leave to retrieve the car.  They asked to be paid in order to get the car out of impound.  Being a gullible sap, I gave them the money and the party in question refuses to return to finish the job.   I guess repeat business is not a high priority for them.   Not a big deal that I'm out $250. That's my own fault. I won't name names, but his location is on Truman Ave.  Don't be sucker like me.  Avoid this man.

The Moose should try it, that is go smokeless for a year. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain like good health and a rise in membership.

[Enough about the Jews]  Although it is pretty funny to see 25 postings about Jews and 25 postings about "burning" a cigarette in the same day.

Kudos to Bagel Island.  I was there a couple of days ago and I got great service and great bakery goods.  Thanks for letting me stay after 4.

I don't understand why more people don't ride the bus. I have found it to be a fun experience. If we don't use this public transportation now when we really need it it won't be here.  You can get on in BPK and after changing at Sears you can go to the airport and many other places in Key West.                 

Captain Morgan will sponsor shuttle buses traveling from Marathon the Key West, making numerous stops in the lower Keys.  Continuous service starts at 6 pm on Sat. Oct 27 and runs through Sun Oct 28 at 2 am. More info is available at www.fantasyfest.net under the transportation link.

With a new technique based on the male or Y chromosome, biologists have traced the diaspora of Jewish populations from the dispersals that began in 586 B.C. to the modern communities of Europe and the Middle East.  /semiticGenetics.html

Q. How come bums always ride girl's bikes?
A. So they can stand up and pee without dismounting their ride.

[I wish there was more advanced notice for Mike Hartley’s benefit] Not to worry, you can always drop a check off at Coconuts they will see that Michael gets it.

What a great yesterday's link was regarding free-roaming domestic cats was!  cat info

What's up with the extremely edited posts and lack of postings I send in?

[people vote Republican to make sure that we don’t staff the military with pacifists]    Once again those who served: http://www.awolbush.com/whoserved.html  I know it’s painful when facts get in the way.

[Trap molested] I have this horrible image of someone sexually molesting a crab trap. Did they alert the authorities? Were they able to obtain DNA from the trap?

[Moose Club drinkers and smokers]  Leave them alone. I get so tired of people trying to live other people's lives for them.  Why don't you start a non-smokers club?  Do something constructive instead of bringing our Moose Club community people down.  I don't smoke but I do go there because the people are good people and I enjoy being around them.  Shut up, if you don't want to go there.

[More bar wisdom] Don't smoke weed with ugly women, it's a waste. You can drink a girl fine, but you can't smoke a girl fine.

All you cat haters and dog lovers please keep to yourselves until you first figure out how to pick up your pet's crap.

Communist playgrounds suck.

I have been to the local pet shop many times and the ladies there are always polite and friendly. Maybe your kids were not being supervised as well as they needed to be around small animals in a small store. They are only looking out for the welfare of the baby animals in their care.

[Citrus County Sheriffs arrest report] Do you remember this scum bag?  Bill the appliance guy from Big Pine Key.  He just moved on to screw people up in Citrus County.
William Tierney/charges/abandoned/discarded appliances - attractive nuisance.

Want to help cut the national debt? Drop all farm subsidies and quit using American Troops as Police in Iraq for free. Iraq is getting the largest "freebie" in the world’s history. Bush and the Republican Party have removed the term "fiscal responsibility" and the term "Freedom isn’t free" from the English language. And like Cheney told us, "Deficits don’t matter".

Why are crab and lobster traps molested? It sounds as if some pervert in scuba gear has been humping the traps. Robbed sounds like a more appropriate word.

I don't hate Jews, but I do hate hippies and snowbirds.

[Cats: in denial] They are wonderful.  I have 3 that live inside and outside in our yard (all ferals at one time, however they make wonderful domestic pets) and I also have a small size parrot which is 20 yrs old and doing very well.  Our cats have never ever even tried to attack our little bird which would be about the right size for them to try. 

Our federal agencies began trapping and killing raccoons, purportedly to see if it would have an effect on the marsh rabbit population.  It's been well documented that they can't count the numbers of marsh rabbits to begin with, so there's no way to determine if there's a difference, plus they are killing creatures that are simply trying to survive, just like us.  Again, the feds have turned a deaf ear.  Now they're getting ready to burn what habitat we have for other creatures.  I appreciate that they're holding their meetings, I suppose it's good PR.  I don't believe public input will mean a thing.  I guess the main point I'm trying to make is that there are alternatives to many of these practices if people will put their heads together, listen, seek alternatives, and bend a little.   

[Why do they call it the Moose club?] Did you ever see some of the women who go there?

[They fired 20 rounds]  Thanks for the great explanation of how that works.  I never had the opportunity of working around those systems and I appreciate someone supplying the info.

I'll never drink Japanese Beer again. I just found out they recycle it!

As a typical tax payer, I wanted to know where my money goes. If there was really $3000 toilet seats, $10,000 Men's Room door knobs, $5.00 per sheet napkins, etc. I can't find a single source for this information. Why? Learning about where your money goes: The National Dept http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt

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Wednesday October 17, 2007

Tuesday October 16, 2007

[Smoking redux] Holy Moley, Bush and Hitler, tyrannical non-smokers, zealots, expensive fans.  Gee, Golly Smokey the Moose, what a litany!  A litany of crap.  I’m a member of a private boat club (210 slips) with a social facility that is similar to the Moose and we have about 450 members.  Our membership is a mix of small business, blue collar, and professional types.  We limit boat size to 30’.  We started as a smoking permitted facility and the membership voted to switch to non smoking.  When the membership outlawed smoking in our facilities, our social membership increased substantially, our bar revenues sky rocketed, more members “hung out” at the club, the members instituted more social events, and we actually became more involved in community affairs.  The change over was nearly painless, a few bitched, but most didn’t.  The biggest change was that the dominance of crusty and cranky old farts declined and new and fresh faces (including lots of women) became more involved.  The foregoing, my bombastic friend, is all fact.  I’m not a Moose.  I have no plans to grow antlers.  I don’t have a dog (or a Moose) in this fight, I don’t give a rosy Moose rump if Moose (or is it Meece?) smoke.  Nonetheless, facts are facts.

I was feeling depressed the other day, so I called the Help Hotline. I was put through to a call center in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.

[History in a nutshell] Sir Walter Raleigh, the privateer,  was sent by the King to look for El Dorado in Guiana, South America. He was under strict orders not to fight with the Spanish that were on that land. His son got in a fight with the Spanish and was killed, so when Raleigh got back to England, the pissed King had Raleigh beheaded.

If you care for cats, you're going to destroy the Keys. If you like mahoe trees, you're going to kill the Keys. If you like raccoons, you're going to kill the Keys. In fact, the hate mongers would have you believe that if you care for anything other than what's on their approved list, or if you do anything that they don't approve of, you're going to absolutely destroy the Keys single-handedly. Don't forget that if you have bugs, it's because the cats are killing all the birds. I've often wondered what all those furry things hanging out of every tree were. They're cats killing all the birds and destroying the Keys because we have so many bugs. Huh? I say issue everyone an AK-47 and a chain saw and turn 'em loose to kill and hack. And you cat-haters can lead the posse. Oh, and don't forget to take your medication.

Siamese kitten looking for her new owners.  She is a beautiful and very friendly little kitten.  Whoever contacted us wanting to adopt a Siamese kitten, we lost your contact information. Please call me at 745-7457. Classified Ads > Pets

Any Wal-Mart exec in his right mind, would never build a Super Wal-Mart in KW or any where else in the Keys. There not enough people to support such a large sales gig. Even the one's we have, are just about making the rents. Same goes for fast food vendors and most auto mfgs. We are 120 miles out to sea, and our islands are tentative at best.

Sorry I flashed you yesterday, Mister.  I am practicing for Fantasy Fest and want some of your sparkly beads. 

Just a few thoughts on the last few days of posts.
1.  I thought the law in Florida stated that there was to be no smoking in closed buildings.  So why does the DAV and the Moose get to break the law?

2. I knew  a Jewish panhandler once.  I found out he was ripping off the state of New Jersey for welfare while living in Mass. owning his own home. Great hippie mentality! I threw him out of my house right after that.  He's the reason I am here in the Keys. That's one relationship I could have done without.

3.  I am the lady from Tom Thumb.  First of all the guy could have gone around me there was plenty of room in the driveway for that.  Oh yes,  that would have taken skill something the guy obviously didn't have judging by his intelligent conversation.  Why do all you men have to curse to make a point, is it you like the mentality of an "excuse me", or any intelligent exchange.  As for the racist remark, he had long brown hair, graying, no he wasn't black and neither am I.  For the guy with the small dog "Are you being honest?"  That the size of the dog  has  nothing to do with the fact that your brain is small? 

I just heard on the radio that it was a one year project to get the unlighted, no masted vessels buoys installed in Pine Channel. I could have done it over the weekend.

[The deficit and falling pants]  Just a little lesson for our Dem pals. Clinton’s dropping pants were bad for the country, President Bush’s dropping deficit is very good for our country because it means our National Debt will be paid off sooner.  You see, when taxes go down, more money comes into our treasury.  This just proves that old saying, “sometimes going down is good”.  Some folks simply don’t understand the difference between deficit and debt. The National Debt is the total amount of money owed by the government; the federal budget deficit is the yearly amount by which spending exceeds revenue. 

We’re stuck with a massive National Debt because our elected bozos spend recklessly, both parties are guilty.  Bush 2’s admin got socked really hard because of the crazy spending, because of the recession that marked the end of Bubba times, and to a large measure because of the costs of our beginning to fight back against terrorism.  Bush 2 has had to shore up a stripped military, fight a world war, and spend tons of bucks on homeland security.  The deficit is dropping!   The deficit for the 2006 budget year, which ended last Sept. 30, was $247.7 billion, the lowest in four years.  Any deficit is too much deficit; we’ve got to cut spending. We are heading in the right direction; the only way it can be taken off track is to reduce federal revenue.  How to do that?  Vote for big government, vote for more entitlements, vote for the party that wants to raise taxes, any of these options are such to...er…muck up the economy.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.  

[Body odor is nature's alarm clock] Wrong, it is as natural to ordorate as it is to expectorate, defecate, urinate and exhale-ate We Americans are too used to living in a perfumed marketeering world. Travel abroad and smell the Rosie's!

You're right! Pam is the sweetest and nicest waitress that was at the coffee shop. Unfortunately, she has moved to Key West and is currently looking for a job there. It will be one lucky place that hires her. Good luck Pam Starke. We all miss you.

Thank God Parrotdise is opening back up.

[same cat for 20 years]  Kudos to a responsible pet owner.  Cats adapt to the space available and don't need to be outdoors.  Mine are also long-living indoor babies.

Looking through the MCSO Arrest Logs, I get the feeling most of these "poor soles" are vagrants, bums, or just plain sick people, or as is politically correct to came them "Homeless". I would suggest to the Mayor, if he really wants to clean up the city, to ship out these people to somewhere where they can get the help they need. Crawford, Texas sounds nice!

Lost wallet on Monday Oct15 2007 at the CVS or Winn Dixie in Big Pine Key between the hours of 8 and 9 am. It is a brown mans wallet. If anyone found my wallet could you please drop it off at the Big Pine Federal credit Union or call me at 305-879-2679 or put it in a mail box. There are things I need that are in the wallet. As for the $60 in the wallet, keep it as a finder’s fee or as a reward for returning the wallet. Classified Ads > Lost & Found

[elect candidates to office to oppose government] Government will tend to self-inflate to immobility if not purposely restricted. It’s kind of like those fat people who sit home and eat till the firemen have to break out a wall to get them to the hospital.  Bigger is not always better.

Three jet engines. Cool.

[100 most powerful people in American society: 51 are Jewish] That can happen when you work hard and take good care of business.  Sounds like a little jealousy.  Maybe a big part of the problems the Jewish population has had over the centuries.

Some info for you cat lovers and haters. cat info

Wanna see Hillary naked?  Hope you have a strong stomach! naked politos

I wish there was more advanced notice for Mike Hartley’s benefit. I sure would have gone.

I am a builder that lives and works around Big Pine Key. Since they are only going to allow 200 houses to be built (we'll see if that happens) then it only makes sense that we only need one construction company. I say if we don't need Walgreens because we already have a drug stores let’s only have one bank, one gas station, I see someone already thinks we have enough restaurants, etc. This island is dying by being guided by these people who want nothing more for our island. Open your eyes locals!

[Why people vote Republican] To make sure that we don’t staff the military with pacifists, and we don’t elect committed Communists to the Board of Directors of a capitalist corporation. Republicans only want to save the country from stuff like that.

[video of an A-10 pilot from 9700 feet away]  At the bottom of the screen you will see the correct info.  They start with 303 rounds and are given the order to "Engage". They fire 20 rounds (counter shows 283 rounds left after the first burst). They are immediately told, "Engage again!"  They fire another burst of twenty rounds and the counter shows 263 rounds left in the magazine. Those are not tracer rounds; it is how the systems are illuminated. 30mm cannon

[cats roaming the streets] I would prefer not to see tracks on my car in the morning when I leave for work, please keep your cats contained.

What happened to Mike Hartley? Is there a place to send a donation?

[Why have the Jews always been hated?] The Jewish religion is the bases for all major religions. It was the first monotheistic religion. Without Jews there would not be Catholics, Christians or Muslims. Jesus was a Jew. People believe Jesus’ own people, the Jews, killed Jesus. I'm sure it was a power struggle that incorporated the Romans and the Jewish religious leaders. That is what most will say. Jews were probably first hated by governments that lost control of the Jewish segment of there population.