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![]() Thank You Steve Miller Executive Director |
![]() Tuesday it was 57° at 7:30am. The summers are too hot and the winters are colder. What’s going on? |
[Grammar] I have trouble distinguishing between ‘than’ and ‘then’. I never know when to use either. |
![]() Last Friday the Reverand only played 3 songs starting at 6pm. The rest of the show was about blah blah blah until 6:45—boring. The Reverand should record the advertisements ahead of time and play more music. I know he’s trying to give his sponsors their money’s worth, but I listen to that show for the oldies not long-winded ads. If this doesn’t change, I will switch the channel. ~Thekla, Big Pine key |
[Mass Shooting of the Week] This week’s award goes to the asshole who killed 1 and wounded 5 kids in an Iowa school. bla bla bla wegottadosomething bla bla bla Video |
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[Friday Joke] “I have to tell the truth,” Mark said to Michelle. “While we’ve been dating, I’ve been secretly seeing a psychiatrist.” “Don’t worry about it,” said Michelle. “I’ve been secretly seeing a lawyer and a car salesman.” |
![]() Next week will be a continuation on basic brush stroke painting to follow through the concepts learned last week. I will do a reintroduction with some more detail. The principles of Sumi-e and the ancient art of Chinese brush stroke painting which include water and pigment control, are fundamental techniques practiced by more and more professional artist wanting to gain mastery. We touch on the most important concepts and practices that can be translated and applied to any other painting medium. Maria Gonzalez Sr. Library Assistant, Marathon Branch Monroe County Public Library |
![]() Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our children. |
[Friday Joke] A very elderly gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly lady. The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me, do I come here often?” |
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Shouldn’t South Padre Island, Texas be the southernmost city? |
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[How To Hack] If you’re wondering how hackers do it, there’s basically just a few steps. Don’t try this at home. It’s very dangerous and the government is watching (no kidding). Download the Tor browser which keeps you anonymous with three stage encryption. Buy a VPN for $3 a month and can’t be tracked. Then go to the dark web and buy hacking tools (some are free). To learn about it, Google “what is the dark web”, and you’ll find everything you want to know. Learn the difference between the deep web and the dark web.Dark Web: The dark web is used for crime, but it is also used for good by whistleblowers, political dissidents, confidential databases and employee pages of corporations, universities, and organizations, journalists, but mostly they are on the deep web. Deep Web: Most of the deep web consists of pages and databases that are only meant for a certain group of people within an organization. The deep web is by far the biggest part of the internet, estimated to make up between 90-95% of the complete world wide web. |
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names. |
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[Drive Carefully] In many places the roads are icy so drive carefully. Remember, there’s 8 million new illegals here this winter who’ve never even driven before. |
![]() The meat industry is controlled by the top food companies. No longer by local farmers. Buy local and make meat natural again. Next will be AI food for AI people. Video |
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![]() [Human Invasion] Why can’t they just stop the people crossing our border? I don’t get it. |
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. |
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as False, and by the rulers as useful. ~Senecca 4 BC |
![]() Leaving your neighbor’s BBQ later than you should have. |
[Friday Joke] A professor of media and popular culture at Syracuse University says that Paris Hilton is just famous for being famous. He said in the old days, you were a celebrity because you were good at something. Well, apparently, he didn’t see the video. – Jay Leno |
![]() [Steamboat Willie] Disney finally relinquishes ‘Steamboat’ Mickey Mouse to public domain after testy 95 years. |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 1/5/24 at 9:25 am. |