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[Mass shooting at FSU] Too many guns. No one will admit it. We try to do nothing about it because we don’t want to anger the gun lobby. Video |
![]() If you buy now, you’re probably overpaying and locking into sky-high costs. It might be smarter to wait this one out and see where the market settles. The sunshine isn’t going anywhere. |
[“Healthcare is a racket”] It sure is. Read The Boomerang by Robert Bailey about a pill that cures cancer without any side effects and the measures the intelligence agencies were doing to prevent this knowledge from getting out. If this pill were available, the economy would crash because there are so many people, industries, factories, financial markets, etc reliant on cancer research and treatment. Everyone makes money from cancer; from the doctors to the gas station pumping gas for people traveling to and from their cancer treatment. Everyone knows someone with cancer. I realize we can’t afford the cure in order to save the economy. Bazaar. |
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[Guns] I just read about a guy in Philly who had his house broken into by the cops because a neighbor called them saying he had guns and weapons. He did, but they were all antiques and unusable. So now the same neighbor is accusing him of hiding military weapons under his house. Again the cops raided his place but found nothing. Again, the neighbor called them to say the neighbor was now selling guns. Again, the cops raided his home. Finally, a police captain with his head out of his arise, investigated and found the man was a sporting goods dealer. He only sold via drop-shipping and never had any weapons in his house. They locked up the neighbor for questionable mental examination. The world is going nuts. |
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[Friday Joke] A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, “I just can’t take it anymore. Every night she’s out until way after midnight, just going from bar to bar.” Judge asks, “What’s she doing?” The guy answers, “Looking for me.” |
![]() The fun event as always is at the Sugarloaf Lodge, on Sugarloaf Key. MM17. The Club’s sound system will provide 50’s and 60’s music. The restrooms will be open. Bring the kids to enjoy these beautiful relics of the auto world. Robbie’s Food Truck “Loafin’ Around Café” will be there for your snack and beverage needs. Also new, soft-serve ice cream truck. This is a free event for everyone.The Club is seeking new members. Join Sunday and get a Club T-Shirt and car sticker. For more information contact Lance Stehman 305-797-678 |
![]() Our May book is How The One-Arm Sister Sweeps Her House by Cherie Jones. Full Menu> Book Club |
[Friday Joke] Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10 a pill,” answered the son. “l don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I‘d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.” Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10, not $110.” “I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!” |
America underestimates the difficulty of bringing manufacturing back. Link |
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When the eggheads and crank yankers get power, we all suffer. |
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[Shit Happens] A lot of people can’t believe that when something goes wrong they must have done something bad for it to happen. The just can’t accept that bad things happen. That disbelief is how religion started. |
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[Hearing] I went to buy a hearing aid in Marathon, and it cost $150 for the exam and $4,000 for the hearing aids. Too pricy for me. I guess I’ll just continue to say, “What?” |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 4/18/25 at 8:20 am. |