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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

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Do Canadians consider themselves living in North America and the US is South America to them?
Stranded NASA Astronauts on the ISS Are Stuck in Space for Another Month. Bummer. Link
[Barber Shop For Sale] $11,000 Marathon. Like new. Well established for over 30years. Barber shop business in Marathon with good clientele base for sale.  $11,000.00
Building rent is $2800 per month which includes electric and water. It has recently been upgraded in Keys Decor.
~ csgimbinparadise@bellsouth.net
[Christmas Spirit of Giving] There was a guy in front of the Shell station yesterday holding a sign that said ‘Five kids. Anything helps’ so l bought a pack of condoms and gave them to him on my way out. Merry Christmas!
I don’t care what the angles say, Mary, you’re in trouble!
[“Fake Gibson guitars confiscated”] I bought one of the fakes from the same Chinese company a few years ago. I paid only $440 for a $3000 guitar. It’s the best guitar I’ve ever had. It’s absolutely a perfect copy of the Gibson ES335 except they spell Gibson with a u instead of an o on the neck.
[AM/PM] AM stands for ante meridiem, which means “before midday” (midnight to noon). PM stands for post meridiem, which means “after midday” (noon to midnight).
[Color Blind Test] Take the top-rated online color blindness test at ColorBlindnessTest.org. Detect color vision deficiency and find out if you’re color blind in under 2 minutes! Link
[Drones in New Jersey] They may not be a threat—but America’s anti-drone weapons sure are. While the FBI says a recent spate of drone sightings over New Jersey don’t pose a threat to national security, the event is a stark reminder that drone warfare could one day reach America.
Redneck Nativity scene
[Evil Tractors] Farmers say the Sun turned their John Deere tractors into ‘demon-possessed’ machines. Here’s how wicked solar storms created technological chaos. Link
[Music] The Dolphins by It’s A Beautiful Day.
[Is My Dog ‘Old’?] Vets finally have the answers. Seven dog years equaling one human year is a myth. Link
Canadian foods we’d never eat in America. Canada is more than Canadian bacon. Slides
[Size Matters] Comparing the Titanic to a modern cruise ship. Link
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[Toenails] What are changes in toenails that can indicate a health problem? Answered by verified global health professionals. Link
[Orange Cats] Why do some cats have orange fur? New hue clues in an old mystery. The genetic reason of their fur color has baffled scientists for decades. Link
[Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key for $150. Excellent condition, low milage.  b33043@outlook.com
[Captain Doom and Gloom] OK, People, it’s that time of the year again that I ask everyone if they want me to keep sending my intellectually vibrant artistic and holy emails, and don’t feel I will be slighted if you suggest I stick them where the sun does not shine. Capiche!
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on Christmas Eve 12/24/24 at 8:11 am.