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[Good Grief, Realtors] I contacted a realtor last Thursday to sell a property. He said he would “accept” the listing and call me the next day to list, etc. He didn’t call until Saturday and said, “Oh, I’m sick”. And no call at all after that. I called another realtor Sunday. He states, “Great, I’ll drive by and look it over.” Still no call Sunday or Monday. The property is valued at over 1 million dollars. Both realtors are over 45 years old salespeople, not “entitled” young folks. Screw them both, Zillow will do it, and cheaper. |
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Advertising is seeping into everything. Places you never dreamed of seeing an ad now have them. It’s so distracting and pervasive it’s alarming. Online recipes are the worst. They are so bad it’s often hard to find the ingredients. |
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[Phishing Scam] This is to officially notify you that your name was shortlisted under the World Bank scam victim’s rehabilitation scheme and you have been listed and approved to receive payment of USD $25,000,000.00 As one of the scammed victim’s compensation funds. with the European Commission of London United Kingdom/ Affiliated to World bank has directed to credit your bank account in your country, it is the only European Commission that have been instructed to transfer your fund to your Bank account…blab la bla Therefore, be strictly advised to re-confirm to us your banking information below to enable us cross check and ensure you are the rightful beneficiary and the fund will be transfer to you after verification process. Your Full Name: Full Address: Telephone Number: Sex and Age: Nature of Work (Occupation) A copy of passport: Bank name: Account Number: Swift Code: We await your urgent response. |
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In my day we spent $6.50 On a Grateful Dead ticket and we still had money left for LSD, booze, weed and Mickey D’s. |
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[Movies] In the movies when the actors receive a shock or ghastly surprise, they drop whatever they are holding, be it a glass or tray. Real people don’t do that. They quickly set the item down then freak out. They also don’t scream at the top of their lungs. |
![]() From then on, I was the Chess Champ of Lake Ozark and I never had to play again. |
[Brotherly Love Okay] Pope Francis suggests gay couples could be blessed in Vatican reversal. Conservative cardinals had challenged the pope to confirm teachings on LGBTQ+ issues. Link |
![]() Americans spent some $30 billion on legal marijuana last year. By comparison. $28 billion was spent on craft beer, $20 billion on chocolate, and $7 billion on ice cream. |
[Sleep Tight, Don’t Let The Bedbugs Bite] Paris is battling an infestation of bloodsucking bedbugs on trains and in movie theaters as the city gets ready to host the 2024 Olympics. Link |
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[TV Ads] “There is a strict limit on how many you can order.” Are they kidding? Place an order for a hundred and they ‘ll send them all. Jerks. |
![]() [Blow Dry] We applaud the efforts of the Spanky Bottoms Gentlemen’s Club for thinking about the environment during their recent remodel. Maybe this will be a spark to get other businesses to get on board. |
The Nobel Prize in Physics 2023 was awarded to Pierre Agostini, Ferenc Krausz and Anne L’Huillier “for experimental methods that generate attosecond pulses of light for the study of electron dynamics in matter” [whatever that means]. Link |
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[Emergency Alert Test] The two nationwide systems — the Emergency Alert System, or EAS, and Wireless Emergency Alerts, or WEA — are critical tools that save lives and allow people to protect property when natural disasters, acts of terrorism and other threats to public safety strike. The process involves two parts: a 30-minute signal sent to radios and televisions as part of EAS, and a similar one sent to all consumer cell phones as part of the WEA system. Federal law requires the systems be tested at least once every three years. The last nationwide test was Aug. 11, 2021. The audio signal used for the tests utilizes the same combination of tones familiar to Americans since 1963, when President John F. Kennedy established the original Emergency Broadcast System through an executive order. It’s also the same tone that more than 1,700 local, state, territorial and tribal authorities use to send similar alerts for more localized emergencies. |
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Wegovy, other weight-loss drugs scrutinized over reports of suicidal thoughts. Link |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 10/3/23 at 7:06 am. |