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[Mini Lobster Season] One hit by police boat, another drowns on the opening day of lobster mini-season in Miami-Dade. Link |
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[Old Lady Hiking] Grandma Gatewood, was an American ultra-light hiking pioneer. She became famous as the first solo female thru-hiker of the 2,168-mile Appalachian Trail in 1955 at the age of 67. She subsequently became the first person (male or female) to hike the Appalachian Trail three times, after completing a second thru-hike two years later, followed by a section-hike in 1964.[ In the meantime, she hiked 2,000 miles of the Oregon Trail in 1959. Link |
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[Friday Joke] An old, blind, curmudgeous cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. ‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’. |
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[Spammers] Safe ways to get back at spammers: a guide to wasting time. Link |
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[She’s The One] When I was first dating my (now) wife, I was helping her fix a few things around her apartment. I asked her for a screwdriver and she asked me what brand of Vodka I preferred. That’s pretty much when I knew she was the one |
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[Covid Screens] Dear Plexiglass, Thank you for protecting me from the cashier who just touched every single item I’ll be taking home with me. This period in history will be known as the Dumb Ages. |
![]() Be thankful it’s not snowing. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat! |
[Travel] Airlines are reaping record profits while making flying a nightmare. Just how small do they think they can make the seats? Just how much can they charge for a bag? Remember when you always got a meal? Now we’re lucky if we get a little bag of “Goldfish” |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 7/28/23 at 8:40 am. |