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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

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[Tariffs Are Taxes] What this means is that Americans and American businesses that need Canadian goods like cars and trucks, booze, dairy products, clothing and—naturally—hockey sticks will have to pay more for them, driving up inflation. The Canadians, not to be outdone, are figuring out what American goods they want to tax, which will hurt U.S. business exports and raise inflation
[Famous Old Age Quotes]
“If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.”  (Eva Gabor)
“Old age comes at a bad time.” (Ed Sullivan)
“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” (Stevie Wonder)
“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.”  (Golda Meir)
“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. (Mark Twain)
“I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.” (Phyllis Diller)
“Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere.” (George Burns)”Old people shouldn’t eat Health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” (Bob Hope)
“At my age, flowers scare me.” (George Burns)
“The years between 55 and 75 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”  (T.S. Eliot)
~At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.”  (Ann Landers)
[AI Drone Killed Three Ukrainians] It was guided entirely by A.I. An attack by what Ukrainian officials said was a Russian drone with an Nvidia chip presages a dystopian future of weaponry untethered to humans.
Key West Concierge Orthopedics is located at 1111 12th St, Suite 108, Key West, FL 33040. Dr. Jason Pirozzolo sees non-surgical orthopedics and sports medicine patients. Business Directory > Medical
[What are Passkeys] Passkeys are the future of signing in—simple, secure, and stress-free. No typing, no guessing, no “forgot password” drama. With passkeys, you don’t need to create and remember passwords. Instead of typing a password, you use your phone or device to confirm it’s really you, using your face or a fingerprint. Video
[The White House App] Right in your pocket. Official mobile app from the White House. Link
[Hypertension] Effects of peppermint (Mentha x piperita L.) oil on cardiometabolic outcomes in patients with pre- and stage 1 hypertension: A placebo randomized controlled trial. Link
[No To Kanye West] Russian stadium says it will not host Kanye West concerts – but promoter says shows have not been cancelled. The controversial scumbag rapper now known as Ye was due to play two huge shows at St Petersburg’s Gazprom Arena, which now states it cannot host performances for contractual reasons. Link
[Jimmy Buffett’s Recording Studio] I wondering if that square white building used by his band in KW at the corner of the marina docks that nobody knows about is still used. Link
U.S. Navy officials may name a new aircraft carrier after President Donald Trump instead of a World War II sailor who heroically saved lives when Pearl Harbor was bombed, CNN and NBC News reported Thursday, Aug. 20.
The reported move by the Navy to name the carrier, comes amid a decades-long push to recognize Doris “Dorie” Miller, an enlisted Black sailor who was a mess attendant second class aboard the battleship USS West Virginia when bombs began falling on Dec. 7, 1941.
Miller, who had been gathering laundry that morning, rushed to the smoking deck and took control of an anti-aircraft gun he had no training on and opened fire on Japanese planes, downing at least one of them. He also helped carry wounded sailors to safety. Miller was famously portrayed by Cuba Gooding Jr. in the 2001 film “Pearl Harbor.” During Trump’s first term, the Navy announced that the Ford-class carrier would be called the USS Doris Miller.
Naming the Carrier after Trump is an insult to all sailors who have ever served. Naming a warship after a realtor, who never served his country for one minute, is a gross insult to the Navy and too all Americans. Video
Ocean temperatures compared.
[Abortion Ruling] If it gets to Supreme Court–could impact Florida’s restrictive laws. The question: Should a pregnant woman’s mental health be a factor? Link
[Big Pine Book Club] September 19th we will be reading by Allen Levi. Full Menu > Book Club
To Kill a Mockingbird meets A Gentleman in Moscow. #1 bestseller in NY Times book review.
One spring morning, a stranger named Theo arrives in the small Southern city of Golden. He doesn’t explain much about where he came from or why he’s there—but when he visits the local coffeehouse, where pencil portraits of the people of Golden hang on the walls, he begins purchasing them, one at a time, and giving each portrait to the person depicted. In exchange, he asks only for the person’s story. And so portrait by portrait, person by person, secrets are revealed, regrets are shared, and ordinary lives are profoundly altered.
A story of giving and receiving, of seeing and being seen, Theo of Golden is an unforgettable novel about the power of generosity, the importance of connection, and the quiet miracles that happen when we choose kindness and wonder.
[Sold] 3 Florida Keys luxury resorts change hands in $500M buying spree. What’s next? Investors and developers are pouring nearly half a billion dollars into some of the Florida Keys’ most coveted properties, buying three of the islands’ famed luxury resorts in just three months. The latest big buy is the legendary Pier House resort in Key West, which sold for $190 million in mid-August. That followed the sale of the iconic Cheeca Lodge & Spa in Islamorada in June for an undisclosed amount said to be more than $300 million. And in July, the newer, luxury gated Islands of Islamorada resort, a seven-acre oceanfront property with 22 private villas and eight hotel suites was purchased for $38 million by Mast Capital and Koch Real Estate Investments. Link
[Migration] 200 million birds were flying above the U.S. last Monday night, a sign that autumn migration is well underway, even in mid-August. Migration is the best time to be a birdwatcher. Twice a year, hordes of birds fly thousands of miles through the night to grace your home turf for a few days or weeks. But they don’t come in a steady stream. Even during peak migration, some days are quiet while others are packed with new arrivals
[Heroes] Warships have traditionally been named after dead heroes. Naming the new aircraft carrier after Trump, a reality TV star/realtor/President is insulting to American fighting men. It should be named after the Navy hero Dorie Miller as planned. Trump is no hero. He’s never done a brave thing in his life.
These luxury mansion houses will leave you in awe. Link
[Down With Windows 11] If you were dumb enough, like I was, to buy a Windows 11 crap box, then you have to copy your W7 Files to it [Editor: unless you have cloud storage]. This works for most files, but your W7 programs might not transfer and work.  I think we all got screwed with W11. I was told by a computer repair guy, not to screw up my W7 desktop and use it util it crashes. ~B Link
[Oh Natalie!] She’s ever-present, her adoring smile showing up wherever President Donald Trump seems to be, her letters of affection for her boss making cringe-worthy headlines. The most sensational story of the week centered on 35-year-old Natalie Harp, our 80-year-old president’s constant companion, human printer and ego fluffer, the only woman who Trump sneaked off Air Force One in Turkey to avoid Iranian threats while leaving Cabinet members on the decoy jet. Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff said out loud what everyone was thinking: “He golfs and trades stocks. See, he doesn’t want to do his job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar.”
As USA Today reported, “She went from background character in the Trump administration to a national focal point in a blink…”
In case you missed it, here’s a very good summary: Oh Natalie (and of course, she’s another blonde)
[Privacy Law Violations] The DOJ and TikTok, along with parent company ByteDance, have reached a $400 million settlement to resolve allegations of violating children’s online privacy laws.
[Oh Deere] Old-school equipment makers like Deere and Caterpillar suddenly find themselves swept up in a sales-and-stock boom tied to AI, as data center developers gobble up bulldozers, excavators and other construction machines.
[$10B for AI] Micron Unveils Micron Research Labs, a U.S.-based Long-Horizon Innovation hub to shape the future of memory and AI. Backed by a $10 billion planned investment over the next decade, Micron Research Labs will unite academia, government, startups and industry to advance the memory and compute breakthroughs that will define the AI era. Link
[Pink Ham] What gives deli meat ham its familiar pink color? Nitrite.
[Free Video Game] The entire city of San Francisco as a video game. Game
[Bridal Sweet] This is the Marathon motel where we spent our honeymoon night 40 years ago. It was behind the liquor store. We were that broke!
[Another Diversion] Today’s senseless outrage: Trump wants to rename Lake Ontario  — ‘Lake America’
[Moon] In the vastness of empty space surrounding Earth, the Moon is our closest celestial neighbor. Its face, periodically filled with light and devoured by darkness, has an ever-changing, but dependable presence in our skies. We’ll learn about the Moon and its path around our planet, but to experience that journey first-hand, we have to enter the cosmos itself. Interactive
[Environmental Violence] inside the fight to save indigenous land from becoming a nuclear dumping ground. New documentary ‘To Use a Mountain’ spotlights the pain and triumph of resisting government efforts to turn parts of rural US into disposal sites. Link
[Pissers] Where Did All the Public Bathrooms Go? Nineteenth-century Paris tackled public urination with ornate pissoirs. American reformers later turned toilets into a temperance cause. (Photo: Cast iron and slate urinal with three stalls raised modesty screen, mounted with lamppost and lantern, Avenue du Maine, Paris, circa 1865) Link
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 8/25/26 at 9:11 am.

[For Sale] Pellet Gun Gamo Swarm Maxxim 10X GEN 2 Multi-Shot Air Rifle. Two 10-round .177 clips. 3 x 9 variable scope. Box of pellets. $200 new. Half price used $100. b33043@outlook.com  Video
[For Sale] Folding scaffold 30L x 12w x 20h. 4 scaffolds (not sold separately) New $200, Big Pine Key pick-up half-price: $100. Excellent condition.
b33043@outlook.com  Link
[For Sale] Crossman P1377 American Classic Variable-Pump .177-Caliber Pellet Air Pistol. New $70. For Sale $25. 800 feet per second. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com Video
 
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