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Watch a space station habitat prototype pop like a water balloon. The makers plan to supply habitats to a Blue Origin’s NASA-backed space station project. Link |
![]() It’s estimated the cost of bringing a new drug to market is $3.4 billion. One of the drugs on his list, the blood thinner Eliquis, “has earnings of over $25 billion above the cost of the average new drug since 2012.” ~Wall Street Journal |
![]() [Paying Bills] Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And if they do, why don’t you let them? |
[Various Sex] I know all about pre-marital sex, and extra-marital sex, and even post-marital sex. Can anyone clue me in on marital sex? What is that all about and how do you get it? |
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Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner. ~Oscar Wilde, 1854 — 1900 |
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[Border] Why don’t the USA just pick up the migrants and carry them back over the border? I don’t understand why or how we let them enter. |
![]() Faith in God can produce any miracle except one-passing an examination without study. |
[AI] Amazon to invest up to $4bn in OpenAI rival Anthropic. Tech company plays catchup after Microsoft’s deal with ChatGPT developer in January. Link |
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Through violence, you may murder the hater, but you do not murder the hate. ~Martin Luther King Jr, 1929 — 1968 |
![]() [iTit Music] Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
[Shutdown Season]Government shutdown. Didn’t we just do that a couple of months ago? Is it shutdown season again already? |
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[Disasters All Over] Should we pray or just get naked and jump into a pile? Link |
![]() [Urinal App] Dan Gardner wanted to know when to go to the loo while making films – so he built an app. Link |
[United Way of Collier and the Keys (UWCK)] There are countless ways to help, but this year, UWCK is partnering with Reef Relief for “Be Kind to our Shoreline,” which provides volunteers different cleanup locations. For the second year, UWCK will partner with Burton Memorial Church in Tavernier, Keys Area Interdenominational Resource in Marathon and Star of the Sea Foundation in Key West for a food drive. The donations made in Mike’s name will honor his biggest contribution to our community: feeding the Keys in times of need. Link |
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[Immigration] Talk, talk, talk. It’s an easy problem to solve. Just stop them from entering the US. It’s like guns. Everyone knows the solution, but they only want to talk about it. |
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[Book Burning] United Kingdom schools should teach all four nations’ histories. Historian says ignorance and indifference between UK nations could pose biggest threat to future of union. Link |
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[Disinformation] EU warns Elon Musk after Twitter found to have highest rate of disinformation. Musk is told his platform, now known as X, must comply with new laws designed to combat fake news and Russian propaganda. Link |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 9/26/23 at 9:44 am. |