1 1/2 cups ham, coarsely chopped (about 1 1/2 lbs)
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
2 teaspoons horseradish
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon dried mustard
1/3 cup onion, chopped
3/4 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon turmeric
Place all ingredients in a food processor and process the hell out of it until it is smooth.