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 Coral aquaculture is one of the smartest moves the aquarium trade has ever made. Instead of pulling live corals off the reef, farms are now growing them in controlled environments. The benefits are massive. Link |
| If you are in a room with 23 people, there is a 50% chance that two of them were born on the same day. |
 [“3D printing is dead”] It’s no wonder. The design software to create even a simple object is so complicated that few people have mastered it. Most have given up. I thought Photoshop was difficult to learn, but it doesn’t compare in difficulty to 3D design software. Until they resolve the design software problem the masses won’t be using 3D printers. |
| [Flip-=Flops] Archaeologists found a 1,600-year-old Roman mosaic of flip-flops. They look weirdly trendy. Link |
 [TP Price Comparison] There is no way to compare price per sheet of toilet paper. They all use different size rolls and sheets to compare and confuse the buyer. I propose they sell TP by weight. |
| [Sick Society] Woman sues company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing – calls it ‘psychological torture’. Link |
 [Boom!] The U.S. Air Force is looking to acquire two Cybertrucks to blow them up. The Cybertruck is one of 33 vehicles the Air Force wants to evaluate in an upcoming munitions test. Link |
| [Captain Doom and Gloom] People will believe anything that’s on this web without researching the sites validity. There are sick people who will tell you a .45 bullet cannot kill you if your shoot yourself in the ear. Some will say we need nukes to kill mosquitos and bad people. I wish the web crashed and all this sick spin went away. |
 The nicotine psyop that made big pharma trillions—and kept you sick. For over 500 years, tobacco was hailed as a miracle medicine. So why did Big Pharma, the media, and government wage war against it? Video |
| [Covid Lurks] My friend who visited me last week texted me today to say that she didn’t feel well yesterday so she tested and was positive for covid. I didn’t feel well yesterday either and worse this morning, so I tested and was also positive. I am feeling fine now. I hope everyone else is! |
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| [Self-Respecting Man] He will never put up with these things in a relationship. Link |
 [Scotland] I have long wanted to visit Scotland, but I was only thinking about Edinburgh. I just heard about some very unusual caves, seen nowhere else. Also some very visit-worthy castles, incredible scenery & wildlife. Have a look at Fingal’s Cave. OMG! Link |
| [Incompetent Drivers] Here’s a list of things they do.to endanger others. Link |
 Why are there so many birds? Link |
| [Captain Doom and Gloom] Greed has killed the Keys starting back in the 1960’s when the first non-hip blood suckers decided to make more shekels and turn this paradise into a crap pit of rentals and slop shops. Gone are the days of sandy beaches and fun bars without parking meters and service charges. English is not the business language now either! When the Keys turn into the rich and infamous playground and the servant shacks are built then the roadblocks and toll booths in some unreadable language will close the gate forever. |
 Yes, Sean Connery wore a hairpiece, specifically a toupee, in all of his James Bond films. He began losing his hair at a young age, starting around 17, and started using hairpieces in 1958, before his Bond debut. While he wore them in his Bond movies, he was known to joke about his baldness and often appeared without the toupee in other settings, including interviews and in his personal life. |
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 [For Rent] 2 bedrooms. One bath. Unfurnished Duplex on clean boating canal w/seawall going to Pine Channel and coral reef. Tiled floors throughout. Stainless steel appliances. Ceiling fans in living room, kitchen and bath. Laundry room. Small screened porch. Very clean. A/C., large brick patio. Parking for 2 vehicles. Ground level. Port Pine heights subdivision. Quiet neighborhood. 750 square feet. No smokers or dogs. $2000 a month. First, last and $1000 security ($5000 total to move in) Utilities not included. 3970 No Name Road. Port Pine Heights sub-division. For more info and photos Link |
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| The Lower Keys Guides Association represents nearly 90 professional fishing guides and over 150 anglers dedicated to the conservation and sustainable use of the Florida Keys’ unique backcountry and offshore fisheries. Founded to protect the waters, wildlife, and heritage of the Lower Keys, LKGA actively engages in advocacy, education, and conservation projects. From collaborating with scientists on research initiatives to supporting habitat restoration and water quality improvements, LKGA works to ensure that the Florida Keys remain a thriving, world-class fishery for generations to come. Learn more at http://www.lkga.org |
 [“The Lone Ranger”] Silver was not a Palomino he was an Arabian-Saddlebred. Here is the real scoop on the western movie horses. Link |
| Our conscious mind is such a tiny part of what makes up the whole. The pseudoscience suggestion that we only use ten per cent of our brain is a myth, but I believe research that said that, of the hundred billion neurons we have, ninety-five per cent were firing unconsciously. |
 [Idiot Department] This fool is trying to give away the concrete handicap ramp. All you have to do is move it! |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 8/19/25 at 8:25 am. |
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  REDUCED $500 every 2 weeks2012 21’6” Key West Bay Reef 2015 250HP Suzuki DF250APX (321 hours) 25’ Continental tandem trailer rebuilt with new tandem axels, running lights, brake lights in 2024. $22,000See the Full Ad and Photos |
