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Hola, It’s 2am Tuesday September 12, 2023. There will not be a Coconut Telegraph today as I’m on the way to Cuba. Be back Saturday. |
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![]() They added a note and sent him traveling again and he landed on our beach in Key Colony. Judi called the wife in Tennessee who was excited to know of Gordon’s travels! Judi added her note, we put him in a rum bottle (you know, to add a little fun to his trip) with the three notes. We added another dollar in case Gordon travels far and a long-distance call is needed. We will be having a memorial service or celebration of his life on our beach later today before sending him on his way again. |
![]() And, he did. Soon all the scared little birds were safe, and all it had cost was their freedom. |
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We had Mexican pizza the other night. It’s much better than what is coming out of the local pizza shops in the Keys. The only thing that turned us off was the small bare footprints when I looked at the underside of the crust! |
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![]() My system for solving Rubik’s cube. Link |
![]() [Manned Hamster Wheel] Man spotted floating in giant hamster wheel faces federal charges in Miami. Here’s why. Link |
Biggest clean energy disaster in years. UK auction secures no offshore windfarms. Lack of interest was widely expected after government failed to heed warnings about soaring costs. Link |
![]() Play Moonlight Sonata on your computer’s keyboard or mouse. No experience necessary. Active Link |
[Spelunker Rescue Attempt] More than 150 rescuers join effort to free ill American from Turkish cave. In video brought to surface, Mark Dickey says he was ‘very close to the edge’ after falling ill 1km down. Video |
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No more Ripple, Silver Satin, Bali High, MD 20/20 or Wild Irish Rose. What are whinos going to do? An old song: “White port, silver satin, Bali high That’s the pattern. Drink some wine, boy.” |
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[Privacy] Your car could be capturing data on your sex life. Mozilla Foundation’s review of 25 major automakers’ privacy policies is a disconcerting look into vehicle tech security. Link |
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Mexico decriminalizes abortion, extending Latin American trend of widening access to procedure. Link This should be done from Alaska to Argentina. In fact, the whole planet! Next: Ban all welfare and food stamps, then reopen the draft for 5-year hitches. |
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[Malware] The strange story of the teens behind the Mirai Botnet. Their DDoS malware threatened the entire Internet. Link |
![]() Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens….Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right ‘NOT’ to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. |
[Friday Joke] Two priests died and went to heaven. The pearly gates were locked, and they couldn’t get in. The angel apologized, stating the computers were down, and they would have to return to earth, but they could not go back as priests. The first priest said, “I would like to be an eagle and fly over the Rocky Mountains”. The second priest said, “I have always wanted to be a stud”. Both priests left. Two weeks later the first priest was notified the computer was fixed and he could return to heaven. The priest asked where the other priest was, and the angel replied, “I don’t really know for sure, but I think he is in a snow tire somewhere in N. Dakota. |
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 9/8/23 at 8:27 am. |