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![]() The seagrapes are about to ripen if the birds don’t eat them first. Seagrapes taste somewhat like muscatel grapes, a dry sweetness and rather earthy-tasting. |
[GMO Tomato] I bought big ripe tomatoes at the flea market 13 days ago and one is just now showing signs of rotting. A real tomato would have rotted after just a few days. These days produce is designed to have a long shelf life and the consequences are that most produce, tomatoes especially, have almost no flavor, but they look real nice. |
![]() The inside of a Hummer Limo. |
Tuesday, May 12th marked the 90th birthday of Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra. I don’t care what sport you follow, or who your team is, everybody loves Yogi. He’s a national treasure and according to the stats, the best catcher to ever play the game. Now, his health is not the greatest since his wife of 65 years, Carmen, passed away last year and he lives in an assisted-care facility in West Caldwell, NJ. I recommend the book “Driving Mr. Yogi” The story of how Ron Guidry looked after Yogi for many years and the great friendship between them. |
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The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. |
![]() These poisonwood berries will attract the beautiful white crown pigeon who will soon fly to the Keys from the Bahamas just to eat these berries. The Poisonwood tree is protected for this reason. |
[[Shitty news] “There will be less than 100 on-site (aerobic) systems. Design and construction of on-site systems has proven more challenging than anticipated.” Why don’t they let those remote homes keep their existing septic systems? They are only a “pinprick” compared to the massive scope of the sewer system.] “There will be less than 100 on-site (aerobic) systems. Design and construction of on-site systems has proven more challenging than anticipated.” Why don’t they let those remote homes keep their existing septic systems? They are only a “pinprick” compared to the massive scope of the sewer system. |
![]() Don’t mess with Texas. |
That tweedy bird form last week looks like a humming bird, tweet, tweet, tweet! |
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![]() [“Say Jihad!”] Hey, Fatima, you’re not smiling. |
Those of you looking for a Dentist I suggest Dr. Christopher Golden in Big Pine Key. He is excellent, honest and reasonably priced. I do not work for him. My husband and I were patients when we lived there. My husband had some serious issues. He did not take our insurance but our insurance still paid some of his fees as a non-provider. His prices were the same or just slightly higher than the “in-network” allowances. He is also extremely gentle. We have not been able to find a Dentist as good as him and have been ripped off by several of those “Corporate” dentists since. Give him a try. |
![]() ![]() I got this picture of a reef shark and parrotfish last week at Looe Key. |
Please, please, please, no FTR! |
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A friend asked what would I do about Amtrak, the US Government’s passenger train system? It loses money terribly. It’s run by inefficient bureaucrats who are paid exorbitant bonuses, who probably are stealing Amtrak money, and hamstrung further by the union. Its service is poor, its cars are old and not well maintained. My friend said, compare that to the Canadian version of Amtrak. A great passenger rail service, well maintained, but it costs more to ride, about par with air travel.I say, offer Amtrak to the Canadians to run as if it is their passenger train service. They call all the shots, remit a fee to the US Government. He asks, would the Canadians go for that? I say, I don’t know, but that’s the only solution I see; based on what he told me, it won’t be fixed by Amtrak or the US Government. |
![]() I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants! |
Key West is among the top 10 “coolest towns in America,” according to the latest issue of Jetsetter Magazine, which ranked the island at number 8. Topping the list is Asheville, North Carolina. |
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[Grammar] The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts. |
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[Welfare] Thank you Florida, Kentucky, and Missouri, which are the first states that will require drug testing when applying for welfare. Some people are crying and calling this unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional? It’s OK to drug test people who work for their money, but not for those who don’t? Is that their logic? If you can afford to buy drugs then you can afford your own groceries. |
![]() It’s raining spiders! Link |
[Hidden Fees] I was born and raised in Key West and just in the last few years moved to the Spring Hill area of Florida. A friend of mine from up here’s daughter just got married and her and her new husband were headed for Key West on their honeymoon. They asked me if I knew a very nice place to stay and I mentioned a very nice place which I will not mention. They stayed there and had a great time but were quite shocked about their final bill. They found out that the motel had charged them for a few hidden fees, one of which was a $20 per night fee for parking in their parking lot. I mean I know that Key West is pricey because I lived there, but this should be an embarrassing robbery even by Key West standards. |
![]() Diaper drive. |
A well-planned life doesn’t make for a very good life because while you’re planning, life passes you by. |
![]() How to make BBQ bacon sushi. Video |
Help feed the world. Support Monsanto! Link |
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[Second Amendment Texans] Biker gang shooting leaves nine dead, 18 Injured. Video |
![]() Classic Corvette coupe. |
[Moving Sell and Free Stuff Too] We live on No Name Key at the end on Tortuga Lane Turn on Paradise.Lane. Last house on left. We are having a moving sell and give away. Yellow house, just come and take what ever you need. The downstairs stuff is all free. The boat and pull trailer is yours if you can tow it away. Sunday or anytime during the week. Just take it. I will be in Key West. |
![]() [“Pinfish or ballyhoo”] Neither, it’s a Houndfish. |
[110V or 220V] After all the letters informing potential customers the need of supplying a 220V service to run the turd grinders it seems that the residents of No Name Key can run the 110V grinder pumps with their existing service. What is going on? If 110V grinder pumps are available why is the County Commission forcing select residents to incur extra expense? Who cut a deal for those 220V pumps?The news that the FKAA is planning to include No Name, Middle & Big Torch into this unbelievably contentious sewer system is somewhat puzzling. Where is the endless supply of water needed to operate this system coming from? The water main to supply Middle and Big Torch Keys doesn’t exist, 7.2 miles of no water main. And what about No Name? Where’s the water coming from? In the most environmentally sensitive place in Florida how smart was it to install an experimental system that, now it seems, no environmental protection agency is required to have oversite on and doesn’t seem to have to follow any safety or engineering requirements or standards? What will happen to this tourist driven economy when, not if, the “We Trust our Engineers” system fails. And what about the 1900 homeowners whose homes could be condemned because they have no ability to flush the toilet. What a shitty situation–pun intended |
![]() Another thing I don’t understand is ‘Cupcake Wars‘. Why do they have to make a thousand cupcakes? Can’t they just decorate one or two for the judges to taste? What’s the point? |
For sale. 1993 Chevy Conversion Van with tow package. New tires, radiator, and brakes. High mileage but runs good. $500 takes it. The picture I have won’t upload, so just email me and I’ll send it to you. $500 takes it. Please email me at washcondo@yahoo.com |
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Submit anything of a positive nature, but no national politics or sewer stuff unless it’s breakthrough stuff to island@bigpinekey.com |