2023 August

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

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[Keys Schools] Want a job in the Florida Keys that pays $61,000 to $97,000? There’s a rush to hire. Link
My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” I did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.

[Cats] She’s teaching them the proper sleeping position.

[Married Too Long] Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother.Wife: Why does it say?
Husband: Do not resuscitate
The snake cactus only blooms once a year and only for 4 or 5 hours in the middle of the night..
[China] The Most Densely Populated Places on Earth. Video

[Craps] Last night I got thrown out of the casino. I totally misunderstood the craps table!

[UK Drones] Royal Mail uses drones to deliver post in the Orkney islands. Service between Stromness to Hoy and Graemsay is Royal Mail’s first permanent drone delivery service. Link
A concertgoer threw a drink at Cardi B while she was performing on stage, so she fought back and threw her mic at the jerk, but missed and hit someone else who filed a police report.. She’s only about a foot tall and all hips, boobs and booty. Video
Cardi B – Bodak Yellow
[To Serve and Protect and Run You Over] Diver hit by Miami-Dade police boat during lobster mini-season. Link

Pee-wee Herman‘ star Paul Reubens remembered by Hollywood. Rubens died at age 70 after a battle with cancer. Link

[Concierge] Tampa hotels have a secret weapon for tourists eager for inside info about sights to see. Hospitality teams are filled with insights and information for travelers. Video
Two full moons, colorful meteors, and an asteroid will light up August’s sky. Blue Moons occur every two to three years. This month’s second full moon is the closest and brightest supermoon until 2025. Link
The Marcels – Blue Moon
[High Interest] Can you earn more than 12% on a savings account? When it comes to saving money, high-yield savings accounts are a great option to earn more interest on your money. With the Federal Reserve raising interest rates, it’s one of the best times to take advantage. Link
[Angels] Around 70% of US adults believe in angels while only 56% believe in the devil. Americans’ belief in angels is around the same as their belief in heaven and the power of prayer. Link
The 50 greatest children’s films of all time. Need some help filling up a rainy afternoon during the holidays? From creepies to weepies, from nannies to Nazis, from Jedis to Jurassics, we pick the 50 best-ever movies for kids. Link
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[Conspiracy] Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are people in costume. Video

[Damn] Just one alcoholic drink a day is linked to higher blood pressure. Link
[Discrimination] The only blacks in Mountain Brook, Alabama were live-in servants and day servants, who came “over the mountain” from Birmingham on city transit buses to work during the daytime, and then rode back over the mountain on city buses. The country club had a caddy house below the golf course, where quite a few black caddies hung out, hoping to get work that day for very little pay. There were two black workers in the part of the golf shop where the members stored their golf clubs.  ~Sloan Bashinsky
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 8/1/23 at 9:01 am.