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[Gold Star Drivers License] Beginning May 7, 2025, you will no longer be able to use a non-REAL ID-compliant driver’s license or state ID to board a domestic flight.. The REAL ID Act, passed by Congress in 2005, enacted the 9/11 Commission’s recommendation that the Federal Government “set standards for the issuance of sources of identification, such as driver’s licenses and identification cards.” Link

Machiavelli, that lovable sneaky bugger of old said, “It is better to be feared than loved.”

[“Two different fishery regulations for the same fish”] If there aren’t enough fish for an open season than all fishing for that species should be regulated the same, not closing the fishery for commercial while allowing it for recreation or vice versa.

[Friday Joke] A naked man in Thailand walked into closed door…bangcock!

[How to Paint a Car] This DIY job could save you thousands of dollars—and it’s easier than you think. (No it isn’t!)

I got my gold star drivers license yesterday and asked if it was to find illegals. The man said, “No, it was mandated in 2005”. Well before illegals were bad and flew into buildings.

Restaurant chain Hooters goes bust and files for bankruptcy protection. Is it because they can’t find enough big breasted woman to work there? Link

[Friday Joke] As I looked down at my lovely wife last night, on her back, her body covered in chocolate and whipped cream, I heard a voice over the Winn-Dixie loudspeaker, ‘Clean up on aisle 2’. l told her to slow down on those motorized carts, but she just wouldn’t listen.

[] Actually, it’s not safe to crouch during a lightning storm. When thunder roars, go indoors. Link

[Marble v Flimsy Plastic] I contacted Re-Bath.com advertised on TV to remodel our shower. What junk! They would glue a thin veneer of plastic over drywall, that looks like a do-it -yourselfer did it, for $15,000. It looked like a cheap plastic shower. That’s a thousand dollars more than a professional tile setter would do it for using marble! What a rip-off. A professional would pour a concrete base over PVC ‘cloth’ then cement marble to that. A professional would screw Durorock (concrete board) on the walls and cement the marble over that. Now, that’s a proper shower installation, not some flimsy plastic veneer glued to drywall costing over a thousand dollars more than marble.

[Olive Oil] Should we avoid oils for optimal health? Here’s where experts stand on the great oil debate. Is olive oil a wholesome kitchen staple, a dietary landmine, or something in between? The answer depends on who you ask. Link

[Salt Powered Reactors] These floating nuclear reactors—powered by salt—could supercharge America’s electrical grid. The small nuclear power plants will use molten salt in their fuel, making them safer and more versatile and portable than traditional nuclear power plants. Link

[Tattoos] Where does tattoo ink go in your body? There’s one particular spot. Dermatologists break down how your body reacts to tattoos. This is a stupid study whose conclusions are questionable to say the least. Link

Where do people buy those little ‘smart cars’? Two-day shipping from Amazon?

[Fishing Seasons] I agree with Tuesday’s poster. I’m also struggling to understand the logic behind how fisheries’ biologists set fishing seasons. If a fishery is truly at risk, it definitely should be regulated and restricted. But dividing the fish quotas between recreational and commercial groups doesn’t make sense. If fishing needs to stop for one group, it should stop for everyone. It seems completely irrational to tell me the fish are endangered, forcing me to stop fishing, yet somehow there’s still plenty available to buy from another group.

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I’m trying to locate a friend from years ago, but every place I look wants $25 and I don’t even know if it is the correct person I’m looking for. Does anyone know of a site that can get me that info for free?

[Give The Gift of Life] Here’s a list of April Blood Drive in the BPK area. Donor gifts are a $20 eGift Card/Publix/Winn-Dixie Gift card depending on the drive location, sponsor and a Favorite Donor One Blood shirt. Receive additional bonus bucks if you meet your challenge as listed in your online account or received via email. Thank you. April 19 Thursday – BPK Shopping Center (Winn-Dixie) 10 – 3 April 19 Thursday – Bahia Honda State Park 10 – 3 Earth Day Events April 24 Thursday – BPK Shopping Center 12 – 5 April 26 Saturday – Bahia Honda State Park 10 – 3 Earth Day Events

[Cat Department] A strange glitter gene is making some cats sparkle like diamonds. Yet another reason to love the Bengal cat breed. Bengals are one of the most sought-after cat breeds in the world, in part due to a genetic trait that gives many of them shiny, almost “glittery” coats. Link

[Friday Joke] A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees the dog from a distance and cautiously thinks, “Hmm, this guy looks edible. Never seen his kind before.” The lion starts rushing toward the dog menacingly. The dog notices and begins to panic, but just as he’s about to run, he spots some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, the dog loudly exclaims, “Mmm… that was some good lion meat!” Hearing this, the lion abruptly stops in his tracks and thinks, “Whoa! This guy seems tougher than he looks. I better leave while I still can.” The lion retreats cautiously. Up in the treetops, a monkey witnesses the entire scene. Realizing he could gain favor with the lion, the monkey decides to spill the truth. He swings down and tells the lion what really happened. Furious, the lion growls, “Get on my back! We’ll deal with him together!” The lion and monkey rush back toward the dog. Spotting them, the dog panics again but quickly comes up with another idea. He shouts loudly, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”

[Free Live Murder Mystery] I hope everyone will be at the library this Saturday (April 5) for the Live Murder Mystery.  The free performance will start at 2. Be sure to tell all your friends and neighbors!

The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 4/4/25 at 8:00 am.