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[Friday Joke] A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He runs, but he knows he can’t outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying, “Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!” The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says, “Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive…” |
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[Key West Tragedy] Three dead after fire erupts at Key West home on Emma Street in Key West’s Bahama Village. Link |
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[Empire] Forget Greenland and the Panama Canal, buy Cuba! |
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Vitamin deficiency may be why you’re so tired – a nutritional neuroscientist explains how to kickstart your energy by getting essential nutrients in a well-rounded diet, along with more sleep and exercise. Link |
![]() I haven’t had an official notification, but I think that the Quilting Club will be occupying our space this weekend. If that is the case, we will meet at the Library. I won’t really know for sure until I get there Sat. morning. Maybe we will be able to meet among the quilts, which would feel very good if this cold spell continues. |
[Dating] I’ve been dating for decades. I mean, that’s amazing. Decades of dates. Hundreds of hours of dates. I could have learned an instrument by now. Or a language, or something productive. But it’s just harder when you’re older to date. I think you don’t get to say some of those wonderful things. You can say when you’re young, you know, like, “I’ve never felt this way before.” I’m in my 50s. I felt this way before. So I don’t know. I’m going to just hang in there. I’ve almost given up. I feel like I’m close to giving up. I wish there was a bar that I could go to that almost, you know, you’re almost done. You know, I wish the Goodwill store had a bar. That’s what I’m looking for. Take some secondhand clothing in and then just see what happens. |
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[Friday Joke] This guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around at his shop full of customers and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and a half.” The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Bill, where did that guy go when he left here?” Bill looks at him and says, “To your house.” |
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[Failure Rates of All Cars] Electric cars in UK last as long as petrol and diesel vehicles. International research team based findings on 300m records from MOT data to estimate failure rates of all cars. |
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[Friday Joke] A fisherman returns from his fishing trip and tells his friends, “I caught a fish that was so big, when I got it onto the boat, the boat sank.” “That sounds like a whopper,” his friend replies. “It was,” says the fisherman. “But that’s not the best part. When I swam back to shore, I found the fish sitting there waiting for me.” |
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Greenland’s lakes are getting uglier—and fast. The transformation could be permanent. Maybe the President shouldn’t buy it? Link |
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[14th Amendment to the United States Constitution] American citizenship is a birthright for all people who are born on American soil. Although I don’t like it. |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 1/24/25 at 8:30 am. |
![]() [Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 100+ years-old. hand carved oak. Original condition, never restored. $200 More pictures |
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