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 [Corrupt Sheriff’s] On June 21,2019 Members of the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office removed private property from a private residence in violation of FSS 812.014(b)(4). I was contacted by telephone that morning by Captain Donald Catala who notified me that Deputy Kim Trullender had passed away. Deputy Trullender had been staying with my family since he was displaced after Hurricane Irma on September 10,2017. My wife Billie, my father and I were in Virginia on that day. My wife Billie made immediate arrangements to return home to take care of home and Kim’s affairs. When she got there she found Kim’s weapons and boxes of ammunition and an iPad were missing from the locked home. Only the Sheriffs had the key … Corrupt Cops |
| [Electronic Warfare] China is pursuing electronic warfare that can kill enemy weapons instantly. The U.S. Needs to Keep Up. A well-placed electromagnetic pulse in a major city or near a military base could ground aircraft, disable communications, and disrupt critical infrastructure. Link |
 [Found Cat] Very friendly orange male cat. Please call me if this is your kitty. 561-722-3497 |
| [Panama] American Corp strikes deal to bring ports on both sides of Panama Canal under American control not China’s. Link |
 Where can we build a parking lot other than, you know… wait… at the Southernmost Point! |
| The Marathon Florida Show plays an hour before each movie at The Marathon Community Cinema and other venues throughout Marathon & The Surrounding Florida Keys. Beginning Friday, March 7th The Marathon Community Cinema will be showing “Mickey 17” Arrive one hour early at 6pm to see The Marathon Florida Show. Advertising at the Marathon Cinema is the least expensive and yet the best way to get introduced to your customers and potential customers. |
 Why don’t cars have bulky bumpers anymore? Safety standards have evolved and so have our designs. Link |
| [?] The justice department in the skills are saying it’s weight and it’s Atlantic in Atlantis was Dubai and we’re a**holes. |
 [Duck and Cover] I’m hiding-under-my-school-desk-would-keep-me-safe-from-nuclear-blast-years old. |
| [Navies] Russia is absolutely crushing the U.S. Navy in the Arctic. That’s a real threat to America. Not only are the U.S.’s nuclear missile defenses based in the Arctic, but there’s also fear Russia could seize control of Arctic resources, like rare Earth metals and oil, before the U.S. does. Link |
 [Cemetery vs Graveyard] A cemetery is a plot of land with dead people under it. A graveyard is a plot of land with dead people under it, but with a church nearby. That’s the difference. |
| [Friday Jokes] “If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.” (Eva Gabor) “Old age comes at a bad time.” (Ed Sullivan) “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” (Stevie Wonder) “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.” (Golda Meir) “The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. (Mark Twain) “I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.” (Phyllis Diller) “Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere.” (George Burns) “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up; then, you forget to pull your zipper down.” (Rob Reiner) “You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not THAT tired.” (Princess Grace) “Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” (Bob Hope) |
 These new cars do everything! |
| Big Pine Computer Club meets tomorrow, Saturday, at 10:30 a.m. at the Big Pine Community Center, Winn Dixie Plaza. Come by for Phone and Laptop support. |
 [Goodbye Skype] Microsoft in May will shut down Skype, the service for making calls over the internet that it bought in 2011 for $ 8.5 billion.Beginning March 03, 2026, you will no longer have access to 60 minutes of monthly Skype calls to mobile phones and landlines. Beginning October 01, 2026, Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported as part of Microsoft 365. Action Recommended: Before October 01, 2026, convert your existing Publisher files to PDF or Word format. After this date, you will no longer be able to open or edit these files with Microsoft Publisher. |
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 Building an EV oasis in the Mojave Desert. Optima and Clarios created a 10-acre charging base camp in Hammertown, the home of King of the Hammers fans. Link |
| China has developed ‘powerful weapons’ to destroy U.S. aircraft carriers. the effects could be devastating. Link |
 [Poster Child] David Edward Byrd, whose posters captured the psychedelic age, dies at 83. Link |
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 [Look Before You Pee in Brazil] Snake bites man’s penis and won’t let go. Ouch! he 47-year-old Dutch man was using the bathroom at an unnamed nature reserve in Brazil. He was stunned when bitten by a highly venomous snouted cobra hidden inside the bowl. The unidentified man then had to wait three hours for emergency services to airlift him to the nearest hospital – which was nearly 220 miles away.Experts who reported the case in Urology Case Reports said the man has the unfortunate honor of being the first medical case of snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals. Dutch surgeons then set about rebuilding his penis using a graft of tissue they took from his groin to replace the dead tissue lost from the snake bite. Video |
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| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/7/25 at 8:33 am. |
   Clawfoot tub.150 years-old from Key West’s historic Lowe Mansion. In the1880’s the process for bonding porcelain to cast iron was developed and the tubs became popular in Key West. It has been nicely restored and there are a few spots that could use a further touch-up. $250. Located on Big Pine Key. Contact: b33043@outlook.com |
  Electric hoist (440 lbs lift/120V) crane overhead garage winch remote control auto lift. YT-100/200KG $120.77 new. 2 years old. For sale $50. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com |
[Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 10+ years-old. hand carves oak. $200 More pictures |
 Barber Shop business for sale. Marathon area. Well established with good following. 11K. $2800/mo rent. Water and electric included. Serious inquiries only. Email: CSGIMBinPARADISE@bellsouth.net |
 [Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key $150. Excellent condition, low milage. Only driven on Sundays. b33043@outlook.com |
 [Steel Jack Stands] NEW. 6,000 lb or 3 Ton Capacity, 1 Pair, Black and Red. New $35.88. For sale $20 for both. Never used. Link contact: b33043@outlook.com |
 [Floor Jack] NEW. BIG RED T82002-BR Torin Hydraulic Trolley Service/Floor Jack, 2 Ton (4,000 lb) Capacity, Red $46.79. For sale price $25. (Big Pine Key) New, never used. Link Contact: b33043@outlook.com |