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 In the mid-70s, my wife and I visited the keys intending to camp at Bahia Honda State park. The park was filled to capacity at the time and the kind and welcoming people at an RV/mobile home park on Big Pine Key allowed us to set up our tent on an empty piece of their property for a few days. I believe the name was Johnson’s Trailer Park, but I cannot be sure. Does anyone recall such a place in the mid-70s being on Big Pine Key? Thank you |
| [Illegal Congressman] A former staffer for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has left the United States for Colombia — raising new concerns about his employment while living in the country illegally for more than two decades. Despite restrictions barring DACA recipients from holding paid congressional positions — de la Vega was employed in Ocasio-Cortez’s office. His departure follows renewed scrutiny of illegal immigration policies under the Trump administration. |
 [Thai Evening] A traditional 3 course Thai meal including beverages.Appetizers: Chicken Dumpling with dumpling sauce, summer rolls with honey peanut sauce. Stone Crab Rangoon. Dinner: Chicken Red Curry and Rice or Key West Shrimp Pad Thai. Desert: Pudding with Coconut Topping An entertaining guided tour of Grimal Grove. Classical Thai Dance, and if you dare, you can dance Thai Line Dancing. A display of Classical Thai Costumes. Try some on! Demonstration of the Art of Fruit and Vegetable carving. Thai background music Reserve your seats now. Link |
| [How To Break in Hiking Boots] Using the right techniques, you can mold your kicks to your feet to prevent painful blisters, sore feet, and a frustrating first hike. Here’s the best way to do it. Link |
 [Drunken Monkey Jam] Drunken Monkey Jam is a boozy, sweet banana spread that‘s pure magic!Simmer chopped bananas with lime juice, sugar, and water until dissolved, then mix in vanilla, cinnamon, and rum. Let it cook down until thick Jar it up, and chill. It just might be better than store-bought. 3-4 large ripe bananas Juice of 1 lime 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3/4 cup water 1 tsp vanilla 1 tsp cinnamon 2 Tbs rum |
| China is building a massive ‘space station’ at the bottom of the sea. It could herald an energy breakthrough. A deep sea exploration and monitoring station a mile deep in the contested South China Sea could also cement China as a maritime powerhouse. Link |
 [Captain Tony’s Saloon] History. The building housing Captain Tony’s Saloon has a history as colorful as the town of Key West itself. When first constructed in 1851, 428 Greene Street was an ice house that doubled as the city morgue. In the 1890s, it housed a wireless telegraph station. The telegraph’s most important utilization came in 1898, during the Spanish-American War. The battleship Maine was destroyed… Link |
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| [Saving The Coral] United Way of Collier and the Keys joined leading coral reef experts for a groundbreaking Coral Reef Learning Exchange in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) from February 3-8. Hosted by the UAE Embassy in Washington, DC, this initiative brought together experts to advance coral reef restoration, conservation, and education. Experiencing firsthand how the UAE is tackling coral restoration is invaluable. This partnership helps us share best practices and build real solutions for global marine challenges. A thriving reef isn’t just vital for marine ecosystems—it’s the backbone of local economies, supporting tourism, fishing, and coastal protection. |
 [Japanese Doritos] The Shell station on Overseas Highway just got another case of those bootleg Japanese Doritos. They have them under the counter. Ask for the “Mr. Miagi’s.” You won’t be disappointed. |
| [March Full Moon Kayak Excursion] Please sign up for the March Full Moon Kayak Excursion, the weather should be awesome. The Florida Keys Wildlife Society proudly announces our next excursion this coming Thursday March 13th. Big Pine Kayak Adventures is sponsoring the fundraising event with 100% of the proceeds benefitting the Refuges of the Florida Keys. Please meet at the Old Wooden Bridge Resort & Marina 1791 Bogie Dr, Big Pine Key at 5:30 p.m. so we can get you set up with a kayak and gear. We’ll be departing about 6:00 p.m. Call Bill with your questions 305-872-7474 and then sign up on the events page of Floridakeyswildlifesociety.org and bring your receipt. Space is limited so reserve yours now. |
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 Damn dog owners! I almost stepped in this crap with my new boots. |
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| [Cockroaches] Isla Bella’s restaurant failed it’s latest health inspection. Among the many faults was cockroaches in the food prep area. ~samuel3304@aol.com |
 [Old 78s] Music labels will regret coming for the Internet Archive, sound historian says. Labels push to spike cost of Internet Archive fight over old 78s. Link |
| [Big Ships Collide] Experts warn of North Sea collision ‘devastating’ impact on marine life. Highly toxic jet fuel leaking from oil tanker threatens local ecosystems as investigations begin into collision’s cause. Link |
 A Key Largo man stabbed a Sheriff’s deputy in the eye with a metal pipe during struggle in the Florida Keys Thursday. Link |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/11/25 at 9:58 am. |
   Clawfoot tub.150 years-old from Key West’s historic Lowe Mansion. In the1880’s the process for bonding porcelain to cast iron was developed and the tubs became popular in Key West. It has been nicely restored and there are a few spots that could use a further touch-up. $250. Located on Big Pine Key. Contact: b33043@outlook.com |
  Electric hoist (440 lbs lift/120V) crane overhead garage winch remote control auto lift. YT-100/200KG $120.77 new. 2 years old. For sale $50. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com |
[Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 10+ years-old. hand carves oak. $200 More pictures |
 Barber Shop business for sale. Marathon area. Well established with good following. 11K. $2800/mo rent. Water and electric included. Serious inquiries only. Email: CSGIMBinPARADISE@bellsouth.net |
 [Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key $150. Excellent condition, low milage. Only driven on Sundays. b33043@outlook.com |
 [Steel Jack Stands] NEW. 6,000 lb or 3 Ton Capacity, 1 Pair, Black and Red. New $35.88. For sale $20 for both. Never used. Link contact: b33043@outlook.com |
 [Floor Jack] NEW. BIG RED T82002-BR Torin Hydraulic Trolley Service/Floor Jack, 2 Ton (4,000 lb) Capacity, Red $46.79. For sale price $25. (Big Pine Key) New, never used. Link Contact: b33043@outlook.com |