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 [Crooks] If you get a text with a link saying you owe for tolls on the Turnpike—don’t click on it or pay it. It is a scam. Florida mails toll bills, not text messages. |
| [The 6 Best TVs For 2025] We thoroughly scrutinized and reviewed the most impressive TVs available today—and several of our picks are surprisingly affordable. Link |
 [Big Pine Book Club] Looking forward to seeing everyone this Saturday to discuss A Poisonous Palate by local author Lucy Burdett.
After our discussion there will be a dress rehearsal for our Play. Book club members will be performing in The Shetland Tea Murder by Ann Cleeves on April 5th at 3pm. More details to follow. |
| This generation of young people is going to have a very hard time getting a job because of social media. Video |
 Chewing gum is a great way to get songs unstuck from your head—and it’s been part of human culture for thousands of years. Scientists at the University of Reading found that jaw movement disrupts the nerve signals responsible for mentally “practicing” a song. So, next time you’re stuck with an annoying tune, try chewing on something. LinkThe Archies – Sugar, Sugar This is a test of an ‘earworm’ song. |
| [Friday Joke] An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!” |
 [Bacon] One of the many great things about bacon is that you can wrap it around damn near anything. Essentially, it’s the duct tape of food. |
| [Meet & Greet Melanie Stefanowicz] Meet the candidate for new Superintendent of Monroe County Schools. Sunday, March 16th 3:00 pm to 5:00 pm. Sugarloaf Baptist Church 860 Crane Blvd. (across from the school) Upper Sugarloaf Key. Get To Know Melanie Stefanowicz, Ed. D. Candidate for Superintendent of Monroe County Public Schools. Melanie taught at Sugarloaf Elementary, 12 years ago. She left to get a higher education, a lot of experience and a load of credentials. She and her husband (he is 100% in her corner ) want to return, and we are thrilled with the prospect that she will be our Superintendent. Open to all political parties – Republicans, Democrats, Independents – citizens who just want better educations for our children. Plenty of parking. Refreshments will be served. |
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| Baby wombat grabber Sam Jones leaves Australia after intense backlash. Link |
 [Women Volleyball Players] Shout out to any women volleyball players who would like to play sand volleyball at Watson Park on Key Deer Blvd on Mondays at 8:15 and Thursdays at 9. Come join the fun at ISO Women’s Volleyball. |
| [Worst of the Worst] ‘Beyond comprehension’: Florida Keys prosecutors seek death penalty in child molestation case. Link |
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| Please stop releasing pet goldfish into the wild. The pet fish have ‘bottomless appetites’ and will wreak havoc on local watersheds. Link |
 [Easter] Talking bunny toy adds more meaning to the egg hunt. Or for half the price of $43.85 plus shipping and taxes, go out and buy a real rabbit, feed it, have fun, then eat the SOB! |
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| [Friday Joke] Two guys grew up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agreed to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.” “You’re on.” At age 42, they meet and play golf again. “Where you wanna go for lunch?” “Hooters.” “Again? Why?” “They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.” “OK.” At age 52 they meet and play again. “So, where you wanna go for lunch?” “Hooters. “Why?” “The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.” “OK.” At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.” “Good choice” At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.” “Great choice.” At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Because we’ve never been there before.” “Okay, let’s give it a try.” |
 Sure, I’ll say, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day,” but just for the record, l’ve never needed an official holiday to wear green, drink to excess, and talk funny. I’m just built that way. |
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 [Don’t Eat From Takeout Boxes] Eating from plastic takeout containers may sharply increase your risk of congestive heart failure. Researchers in China first looked at health and diet data from more than 3,000 people. They found that those who ate more frequently from plastic takeout containers had an increased risk of heart disease. To test whether the container—and not restaurant food—was the culprit, they exposed rats to the chemicals in containers, by pouring boiling water into the boxes and then giving that water to the rats to drink for several months. In the rodents’ gut biomes and feces, they found evidence of several significant changes likely caused by the chemicals leaking into the water. They found that the amount of time the boiling water spent in the containers—they tried one minute, five minutes, and 15 minutes—had no effect on results. And they also found that the rats’ heart tissue appeared to be damaged. Do not microwave food in plastic containers or put food in them for storage while it’s still hot. |
| Only the dead have seen the end of war. ~Plato |
 [Car Show] The Florida Keys Southernmost Car Club will hold its “SHOW & SHINE” Sunday, Mar 16th from Noon to 3pm. This event is for the lovers of classic, custom, and street rod automobiles and trucks of all years and makes. If it’s cool and on wheels, it will be there. We will have a People’s Choice Award as always. The fun event will be at the Sugarloaf Lodge, on Sugarloaf Key. MM17. The Club’s sound system will provide 50’s and 60’s music. The restrooms will be open. Bring the kids to enjoy these beautiful relics of the auto world. Robbie’s Food Truck “Loafin’ Around Café” will be there for your snack and beverage needs. Also new is the Soft Serve Ice Cream Truck. This is a free event for everyone.The Club is seeking new members. Join Sunday and get a Club T-Shirt and car sticker. For more information contact Lance Stehman 305-797-6782 |
| Where logic ends, drama begins. |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/14/25 at 8:57 am. |
   Clawfoot tub.150 years-old from Key West’s historic Lowe Mansion. In the1880’s the process for bonding porcelain to cast iron was developed and the tubs became popular in Key West. It has been nicely restored and there are a few spots that could use a further touch-up. $250. Located on Big Pine Key. Contact: b33043@outlook.com |
  Electric hoist (440 lbs lift/120V) crane overhead garage winch remote control auto lift. YT-100/200KG $120.77 new. 2 years old. For sale $50. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com |
[Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 10+ years-old. hand carves oak. $200 More pictures |
 [Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key $150. Excellent condition, low milage. Only driven on Sundays. b33043@outlook.com |
 [Steel Jack Stands] NEW. 6,000 lb or 3 Ton Capacity, 1 Pair, Black and Red. New $35.88. For sale $20 for both. Never used. Link contact: b33043@outlook.com |
 [Floor Jack] NEW. BIG RED T82002-BR Torin Hydraulic Trolley Service/Floor Jack, 2 Ton (4,000 lb) Capacity, Red $46.79. For sale price $25. (Big Pine Key) New, never used. Link Contact: b33043@outlook.com |