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 In 1925 the USA had the Klu Klux Klan with 6 million sworn members. A few years later Germany had the Nazis. Both domestic terrorist groups were right-wing extremist whose philosophy was hate. |
| [Hates Tourists] Cities around the world that absolutely hate tourists. Link |
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 [The Plaza Grill Review] My wife was crazy and thought the cook just had a bad day the week before. So when we had guests the following week, four of us went back . She really wanted the chicken pot pie she saw on their menu online.
We were seated on time and I asked the waitress if she could bring me a beer right away, she said “okay.” Time passed and no beer. Later another waitress came by and we all ordered drinks. I asked if I could get the beer right away. We all ordered dinners. The fish Diner 3 ordered said with “broccoli and roasted potatoes. And one side dish of your choice.” He asked what the choices were as they were not printed on the menu (odd). The waitress rattled off a whole list in her heavily accented English, so fast I only heard asparagus and some kind of risotto. Diner 2 asked her to please repeat the side dishes, but again I only could pick out some kind of risotto and asparagus. So I ordered the mystery risotto and asparagus. Diner 3’s fish was over cooked (and he doubted it was snapper) and smothered in way too much mango chutney completely obliterating any taste of the delicate fish. He suspected the smothered fish was to cover up the overcooked fish. There was no broccoli and roasted potatoes, nor was there any of the mystery risotto. There was only asparagus and it was delicious. There was also no apology for the missing side dishes. Diners 1 recommended the espresso ice cream and she and Diner 2 ordered espresso ice cream for dessert. What came was one espresso for Diner 2 and one vanilla ice cream for Diner 1 who bragged about the espresso ice cream they serve. No explanation why there were two different deserts when two espresso ice creams were ordered. Again, we looked for cameras. The bill had a charge for the risotto we didn’t receive. The waitress removed the extra charge. That was it, no apology. She never came back for the credit card and to give us a receipt. We waited and waited. The place was almost empty so Diner 2 got up and went looking for her so we could leave. He found her eating dinner. We got out of there. We asked Diner 2 if he left a tip. He said he left a smiley face with a sad mouth for a tip. |
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| [Help Wanted -Director] Last Stand seeks an individual who will bring strong leadership, vision, and a commitment to the organization’s mission. The Executive Director will oversee all aspects of the organization, including fundraising, strategic planning, community outreach, and staff management. The Executive Director will work closely with the Board of Directors to develop strategies for achieving both short-term and long-term goals, ensuring the organization’s and its programs’ sustainability. The ideal candidate will possess experience in nonprofit leadership and community engagement and a strong understanding of the political and environmental issues affecting the Florida Keys.Interested candidates can send a cover letter and resume to info@keyslaststand.org |
 Famous people born on Saint Patrick’s Day. I’m so old, I only recognized 3 of them. Link |
| [Disability Payments] Every month, 14 million people now get a disability check from the government. The federal government spends more money each year on cash payments for disabled former workers than it spends on food stamps and welfare combined. Link |
 They claimed Aliens abducted them in New Hampshire. Under Hypnosis, They Recounted What Happened. The trip had all the makings of a boring car ride—until the couple saw mysterious lights approaching from the sky. Link |
| [No More Windows 10] After October 14, 2025, Microsoft will no longer provide free software updates from Windows Update, technical assistance, or security fixes for Windows 10. |
 [Help a Junkie] Share, share, share. The Wendy’s on Overseas Hwy in Marathon is hiring. Interviewing all day. Fill out online application or in person. All shifts. Neighbors helping neighbors. |
| [Big Pine Computer Club] We have learned that Skype is going out of business next month. It is being replaced by TEAMS. I downloaded Teams, but then hit a wall. So instead, at least for now, we will try to meet with Zoom. I have signed up as a Zoom leader. I have some experience since I led meetings during Covid. I should be okay if they haven’t changed the rules. Here’s what we do. You download Zoom & use your email as your ID. I send an invitation to your email & at the designated time we all sign in & meet. Our meeting is this Sat, so you have all week to get set up. We’ll work on glitches at the meeting. |
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| [Memory] It began with a rabbit: Unraveling the mystery of memory. Half a century after the discovery of long-term potentiation, we’re still learning how the brain remembers. Link |
 [Have You Seen This Saint?] Where are St. Patrick’s remains? It’s a hot debate. ‘For me as a historian, the most important thing about Patrick is that we have surviving documents by him.’ Link |
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 [Music Event] The Lower Keys Community Choir and the Keys Chamber Orchestra are presenting three Easter concerts with music celebrating the season. Concerts are April 1, Big Pine United Methodist Church; April 2, Venture Out Christian Church on Cudjoe; April 3, San Pablo Catholic Church in Marathon. All concerts start at 7:30. Admission is free, with an opportunity for a goodwill offering. |
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 [Grow New Teeth] Humans may be able to grow new teeth within just 5 years. Scientists are on the verge of a dental miracle. Link |
| [Killer Sex] The herpes virus can travel to the brain during oral sex, scientists warn. Common sexual acts may lead to dementia. Oh no! Link |
 His wife is gorgeous (only if you’ve been in the north woods for several years). |
| I sent a suggestion to the UN: Use a computer to figure out the most simple words for any known definition so all the world would use the same language. Of course, all the spoiled “children” want their own words used regardless of the complexity of the spellings. It is a shame that humanity is so void of intelligence. One world language could bring peace to this rock and avoid misunderstandings. |
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| [Not Enough Affordable Housing In The Middle Keys] I believe it’s essential for us to come together and explore potential solutions to this problem. Our Keys are a place of unity and support, and I’m confident that by pooling our collective wisdom, we can make a positive impact. Perhaps we can brainstorm innovative ideas, such as encouraging the development of affordable housing projects, collaborating with local organizations, or exploring government assistance programs that can facilitate the creation of more affordable housing options. If you have any suggestions, insights, or experiences that could shed light on this issue, I kindly invite you to share them here on the Coconut Telegraph. Let’s engage in a constructive and open dialogue, fostering an environment where everyone’s voice is heard. Together, we can explore avenues to ensure that our community remains inclusive, diverse, and accessible for all who wish to call the Keys their home. |
 [On Sale] Pappy Van Winkle | Old Rip Van Winkle 25yr Bourbon. Regular price $59,999.99. Sale price $46,999.99 |
| The main tip line for reporting immigration or customs violations in the US is 1-866-DHS-2-ICE (1-866-347-2423) Use it! |
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| [New Key West Event] “Just A Few Friends” Key West returns Labor Day weekend 2025 with new experiences. Link |
 [Pi Day] Math teacher argues Pi Day should be July 22. Celebrating Pi Day on March 14 is mathematically incorrect. Link |
| Hidden messages in emojis and hacking the US Treasury. Link |
 [Towels] People online have debated the true purpose of the flat lines found near the shorter edge of their towels this weekend – after being left shocked by one person’s claim. Link |
| When Oregon blew up a whale with 20 cases of dynamite. It was like a blubber snowstorm. Link |
 ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has been urged to retire by fans after he pulled out of the band’s tour due to a health issue. Beard, 75, who has been in the iconic band since 1969, will be replaced by John Douglas on the Elevation Tour. Ironically, Frank Beard is the only ZZ Top without a beard. Link |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/18/25 at 9:50 am. |
| For Sale Stuff on Big Pine Key |
   Clawfoot tub.150 years-old from Key West’s historic Lowe Mansion. In the1880’s the process for bonding porcelain to cast iron was developed and the tubs became popular in Key West. It has been nicely restored and there are a few spots that could use a further touch-up. $250. Located on Big Pine Key. Contact: b33043@outlook.com |
  Electric hoist (440 lbs lift/120V) crane overhead garage winch remote control auto lift. YT-100/200KG $120.77 new. 2 years old. For sale $50. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com |
[Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 10+ years-old. hand carves oak. $200 More pictures |
 [Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key $150. Excellent condition, low milage. Only driven on Sundays. b33043@outlook.com |
 [Steel Jack Stands] NEW. 6,000 lb or 3 Ton Capacity, 1 Pair, Black and Red. New $35.88. For sale $20 for both. Never used. Link contact: b33043@outlook.com |
 [Floor Jack] NEW. BIG RED T82002-BR Torin Hydraulic Trolley Service/Floor Jack, 2 Ton (4,000 lb) Capacity, Red $46.79. For sale price $25. (Big Pine Key) New, never used. Link Contact: b33043@outlook.com |