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 [JFK Assassinated] On this date, November 22, in 1963 JFK was murdered. |
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 [To All Those Who Help Cleanup] Research shows that half the population that litters add their litter to existing litter. Thanks for removing each and every one of those “add your litter here” advertisements!Picking up litter normalizes being kind to our planet. Thanks for restoring the natural beauty of that area. Thanks for stepping up and joining other heroes and leaders. HEROES: Help Everyone Restore Our Ecosystem’s Splendor LEADERS: Leading by Example And Demonstrating Environmental Responsibility and Stewardship |
 Jupiter stuns in new images. Say ‘gas giant.’ Link |
| [Tips and Tricks] Amazing tricks that will take you to another level of work. Video |
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| [Missing $24 Billion] Scrutiny of World Bank intensifies over $24 billion in unaccounted climate funds. This staggering amount, equivalent to nearly 40% of all climate funds disbursed by the Bank during this period, raises serious questions about transparency and accountability. Link |
 The popular reality show Bar Rescue used to have the most ads at 10 during every commercial break. Well, they’ve outdone themselves by adding a few more. Now they have 13 ads at every commercial break. It’s no wonder I change channels when they start and seldom come back. |
| [Lost World] A woman went for a hike—and accidentally discovered a 280-million-year-old lost world. Experts think the find will “transform itself into a training ground for researchers and students. Link |
 [Christmas Concerts] The Lower Keys Community Choir and the Keys Chamber Orchestra are presenting three Christmas concerts with music celebrating the season. Concerts are: December 10, Big Pine United Methodist Church; December 11, San Pablo Catholic Church in Marathon; December 12, Venture Out Christian Church on Cudjoe . All concerts start at 7:30. Admission is free, with an opportunity for a goodwill offering.Tuesday, December 10, 2024 – 7:30 pm Big Pine United Methodist Church, Big Pine Key Wednesday, December 11, 2024 – 7:30 pm San Pablo Catholic Church, Marathon Thursday, December 12, 2024 – 7:30 pm Venture Out Christian Church, Cudjoe Key |
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| [Friday Joke] The Talking Parrot. A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of this, the man finally gets fed up and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach it a lesson. He hears the parrot squawking and kicking for a few minutes, but then all goes quiet. The man opens the freezer up, the parrot calmly steps out onto the man’s outstretched arm and says, “I believe l may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor to correct my behavior.” The man is astounded. As he’s about to ask the parrot what’s caused this sudden change in attitude, the parrot continues, “May I ask what the turkey did?” |
 [Perspective] Selfies have changed our perception of what we look like. Here’s why. Perspective distortion makes you look different when you take a selfie. Link |
| [Big Pine Computer Club] Usual time & place: 10:30a.m. at the Community Center, Winn Dixie Plaza, BPK. Question: When I snap a picture of a QR Code where does it go? I can’t find it. |
 Submarine designed with women in mind joins U.S. Navy fleet. The USS New Jersey made waves when it was commissioned — the first submarine in the U.S. Navy’s fleet designed specifically with women in mind. The Navy lifted the ban on women on submarines back in 2010, retrofitting bathrooms and sleeping quarters to accommodate them. The New Jersey’s crew, however, is historic. For many years all combat commands were given over the PA using a woman’s voice because it got men’s attention more than any other thing they tried. Video |
| [Captain Doom and Gloom] Tavern N Town Menu. And you wonder why we don’t go there any longer. Key West has turned into a high priced food brothel! Menu |
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| [Friday Joke] A tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally checking his map to get back on track. After some time, he realizes he is lost. Fortunately, he spots a cab and hails it. He instructs the driver to take him to the most popular tourist spot. The cabbie turns around and says, “No problem, mate. Here we are!” |
 Give your turkey tan lines this year and freak out your family! |
| [Beware] Scammers may tell you there is a fraud investigation and you must “verify” your account or claim there is an unauthorized or fraudulent activity on your Amazon account. Amazon will never ask you to share your password, account sign-in One-Time Password, or verify sensitive personal information over the phone. |
 Bluesky? How to get started and the features you should explore. A whole new social media experience that’ll feel familiar. Link |
| [Lady-Boy] Sarah Tim McBride, the first transgender-identified individual elected to the U S House of Representatives, has agreed to refrain from using women s facilities amid an ongoing debate about bathrooms. Link |
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| Watch the first commercial supersonic test flight in over 20 years. Dawn Aerospace wants its Aurora MK-II to usher in a new age of rocket-powered planes. Video |
 [Squirrel Fakes Own Death] Try not to laugh. Video |
| [Loud] The SpaceX Starship is so loud, it may kill birds. We are talking about levels that people found unacceptable before. Link |
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| [Friday Joke] The new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, ‘How much money do you make a week?‘ A little surprised, the young man says, ‘I make $400. Why?‘ The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.‘ He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks‘ pay. Now get out and don’t come back? Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?” From across the room, a voice says, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.” |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 11/22/24 at 8:47 am. |