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 [Proof of Broken Brain] The truth is out there. Semi-professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip of Abergavenny, Wales, has weighed in on the recent American election, the Abergavenny Chronicle reported on Nov. 11. “Trump isn’t the real enemy, leprechauns are!” he told the paper. “They have been using world leaders and royalty as puppets and distractions from their own diabolical schemes for generations. I don’t think either Donald Trump or Kamala Harris were ever aware that they were being used by these corrupt, gold-hungry, shamrock-obsessed, stove-pipe-wearing, alcoholic little pygmies.” Turnip went on: “Most people don’t think leprechauns are real, and neither did I until a wise man told me that I’d have a hard time finding a mermaid in this day and age because the leprechauns had systematically slaughtered most for them for their scales centuries ago.” Unsurprisingly, Turnip had MUCH more to say than we can include here. Consider yourself warned. |
| The best Portable Power Stations of 2024. Be prepared for unexpected power failures and off-the-grid camping trips. Link |
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| [Animal Cruelty] People who abuse animals should face similar treatment in jail because it drives home the impact of their cruelty. Animals are sentient beings who feel pain, fear, and suffering, and those who harm them often show a disregard for life that can escalate to hurting people. By experiencing a taste of what they inflicted, abusers might finally grasp the gravity of their actions. Justice isn’t just about punishment—it’s about fostering empathy and preventing future harm. I believe the arrest address was 140 Palmetto Ave, BPK on Nov. 18 of the woman I am referring to. ~ocean513beach@yahoo.com |
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| [Drone-craft Carrier] America’s $13 Billion Aircraft Carriers May Already Be Obsolete. Can These High-Tech Drones Save Them? The world of aircraft carriers faces two vexing problems: a shortage of planes and a shortage of the carriers themselves. Drones may have just solved both On November 12, South Korea made history. On a bright fall day in the Sea of Japan, a Mojave unmanned drone took off from the South Korean navy warship ROKS Dokdo. The ship—resembling an aircraft carrier with an island, flight deck, and a throng of observers watching from the sidelines—launched the Mojave into the sky. The drone circled around, performed two simulated landings, and touched down on land. No one would have guessed the actual human pilot was hundreds of miles away. On shore. With the might of drone technology, South Korea officially entered the elite club of nations with the means to launch aircraft from ships. |
 [What Is Incontinence] Incontinence means you have trouble controlling when you pee or poop. This can happen for many different reasons. It can be occasional and mild, or it can seriously interfere with your daily life. Link |
| Russian Jamming is a real threat to military aircraft—but America’s new quantum tech can defeat it. If AI-boosted navigation becomes commonplace, could we ditch GPS for good? Link |
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| It’s reassuring knowing that congress has solved all the big problems that they have time for this stupid shit[?]. |
 [Nature’s Best Photo Awards] Dramatic moments. A mother tiger, feisty foxes, and wildflower fireworks. Link |
| [Blood] During the holiday season give the gift of life by donating blood. Here are the December blood drives in our area: December 1 Sunday – Keys Vineyard Church 8:30 – 12:30 December 4 Wednesday – Marathon Shopping Center 12:30 – 5:30 December 7 Saturday – Summerland Wine & Spirits 12 – 5 December 8 Sunday – Winn Dixie Big Pine Key 10 – 4 December 12 Thursday – BPK Shopping Center 12 – 5 December 17 Tuesday – Marathon Shopping Center 11:30 – 5:30 December 18 Wednesday – Marathon Shopping Center 11:30 – 5:30 December 19 Thursday – BPK Shopping Center 10 – 3 December 21 Saturday – Sugarloaf KOA 12 – 5 December 28 Saturday – Marathon Shopping Center 10 – 3 |
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| [Free Cocaine] A beachgoer found a kilogram of cocaine washed up on the shore of a Florida Keys resort Saturday afternoon. The contraband, wrapped in plastic marked with a cross and shield, was found around 2 p.m. at Hawk’s Cay Resort on Duck Key in the Middle Keys. Link |
 Best Christmas Inflatables for bringing holiday cheer to your lawn. These larger-than-life outdoor decorations light up the night and add a festive touch. Link |
| World’s oldest known man dies aged 112 in Merseyside, England. John Tinniswood, born in Liverpool in 1912 and who was oldest surviving male WW2 veteran, died ‘surrounded by music and love’. Link |
 Notre Dame rises from the ashes in behind-the-scenes photos. National Geographic captured images of the Gothic cathedral’s restoration ahead of its reopening. Link |
| Four Top Charities — Malaria Consortium’s seasonal malaria chemoprevention (SMC), the Against Malaria Foundation’s (AMF) insecticide-treated net (ITN) distribution, Helen Keller International’s (Helen Keller) vitamin A supplementation (VAS), and New Incentives’ conditional cash transfers to increase infant vaccination — have received over one billion dollars in funding based on our recommendations. Link |
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| [“High priced food brothel”] It’s not only Key West, Broil on Cudjoe charged us $64 for a steak and wanted another $9 for some asparagus. They don’t have liquor either. That’s why we no longer go there. Also, Jolly Mon (the old Rob’s) charged $6.29 for a bottle of beer. I don’t go there any longer either. Actually, no one does; they went out of business last week. |
 What happens when you donate your body to science? Link |
| Big Pine Book Club for December 21st. The Bullet That Missed by Richard Osman. Full Menu > Book Club |
 Restaurant owner Alice Brock immortalized by popular Arlo Guthrie song ‘Alice’s Restaurant‘ dies at 83. Link
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| The current Coconut Telegraph was published 11/26/24 at 8:13 am. |