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![]() So far, I’ve deleted 30,449 pictures and that freed up tons of space. Back in business.) |
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Wokeness is the new communism – a usefully vague threat that scares the gullible. |
![]() Is this plant kudzu? the feared invasive vine that that covers the south? I saw this plant in front of the new Fisherman’s Hospital and wondered if that what it is. I hope not. Link |
An online survey asked me if I sleep with a fan and I didn’t really know how to answer. I’m pretty sure my wife likes me and she tolerates me, but calling her a fan is pushing it. |
![]() US soccer team stay out of politics. Changing the Iran flag is wrong. What if a country removed our 50 stars? Play the darn game! |
[Space] What happens if you get diarrhea in space? Astronauts (both real and fictional) have to deal with a whole range of poop problems. Link |
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[Wrestling Song] The all -time greatest rock´n´roll wrestling song. |
[Dangerous Sunscreen] The latest product recalled for having the carcinogen benzene: Banana Boat sunscreen. Three lots of Banana Boat Hair & Scalp Spray SPF 30 sunscreen are the latest spray products to be recalled for the presence of benzene, a human carcinogen. |
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[Real Estate] What are the 10 most expensive homes that sold in Monroe County last week? A house in Key West that sold for $3 million tops the list of the most expensive real estate sales in Monroe County in the last week. Link |
![]() [Christmas Costume] I just watched a Christmas party on tv where the guests had to dress up as their favorite Christmas song. I immediately knew what my costume was going to be. I will dress as an old woman (if you can believe that). And I will put some hoof prints on my back. You guessed it. I’m going as “Grandma got run over by a Reindeer!” |
[Bob Dylan Rips-off Fans] Bob Dylan issues an apology for automated signatures in copies of new book only after he got caught. The times they are a’changin’. He couldn’t be bothered to hand sign the book after promising fans his signature for $599. |
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[Yum] Bacon wrapped Oreos. |
[Mercury] Mother loses peripheral vision from apparent exposure to mercury in beauty creams. Toxic levels in her home put family at risk. Link |
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![]() Some of the best holiday and Christmas gift ideas to give (or get) this year. Link |
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Someone wrote about how they figured out cats. Hahahahahah. |
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New York family tops their own Guinness record with 687,000 Christmas lights. Link |
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