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It’s not a spy balloon, it’s China Garden’s new delivery system. |
[Justice or Revenge] I’m not a bad person, but if a convicted prisoner admits to heinous crime, is mentally fit, is convicted with a plethora of evidence, and is going to be executed, can we not have the victim’s family mix the dose that will finally end the stealing of oxygen from our planet? |
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You can always tell when people up north get bored. |
Living in Key West, there’s no tv needed. Just go for a walk, all the free entertainment one can want. |
![]() [Community Yard Sale] Port Pine Heights (Directions: Key Deer Blvd to the end, left on Gulf or left on Kyle to enter the neighborhood). Tables throughout. Wide variety of items for sale. Starts at 8 AM Saturday Feb 11th. |
[Panama Canal] How much does it cost to go through the Panama Canal? It depends on weight. The average toll is around $150,000. The most ever paid was about $850,000. The cheapest crossing was for a swimmer who swam the length of the canal. He paid 38 cents. Guess you could kayak through at today’s prices for about a buck and a half. |
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Fix back pain. Video |
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My emotional support animal is a chicken. 4-piece with mashed potatoes and gravy with a biscuit and sweet tea. |
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Netflix used AI-generated images in anime short. Artists are not having it! Video |
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Last photo taken by the Chinese spy balloon over Myrtle Beach, SC. |
[Military Buildup] U.S. and the Philippines agree on a larger American military presence. Link |
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[Inflation] In a 1974 movie, a guy orders 2 coffees and a pack of cigarettes and left a dollar on the counter. |
![]() Dive-ins are gone and replaced with malls, shopping centers or condos. I miss drive-ins. This picture is the Stock Island drive-in. |
Due to the cancellation of our Full Moon Kayak Excursion because of the small craft advisory, we will be hosting a Pre Valentine’s Day Sunset Kayak tour set for February 13th. Departure time, from the Old Wooden Bridge Marina on Bogie Drive, Big Pine Key, is 4:45 p.m. We’ll be finished about 6:45. Call Bill from Big Pine Kayak Adventures for information and to let us know whether you’d like to be in a single or tandem kayak – 305-872-7474. You can reserve your space by visiting the floridakeyswildlifesociety.org event page. Donation is $30 per person and benefits the 4 refuges of the Florida Keys. Let’s hope Mother Nature smiles down upon us. |
![]() On January 25 I heard the first cardinal’s call of the year. Coincidentally, that first song was on the same day as last year’s. |
[Real Men] When I grew up men didn’t touch or hug. It was a sign of weakness. I don’t remember my father ever touching me, he was a ‘real’ man (who left his wife and children when I was 16). |
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[Chili On Fire] 231 Fires raging at the same time in Chile, many intentionally set! Link |
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[Captain Doom and Gloom] Ha, multi-billion dollar fighter toy to shoot down a kids balloon and the morons with the stars on their shoulders have the stupidity to brag about it. Ha! They could have used a Piper Cub with a pointy stick! Link |
![]() The stars were out in outrageous outfits on the red carpet for the 65th annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday night. Link |
[Driver Assist] I just bought a 2022 automobile. It has computer-controlled steering. Drive down the road, let go of the wheel, drink a water, eat a sandwich. Beeps every so often to tell you grab the wheel. My wife says it’s unsafe to do this. I told her the car wouldn’t be made like this if they didn’t want no hands. Ok, I’m old. |
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[Price of Gas] I got gas today. Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell. |
![]() Singers, singers come join us. Be a part of our chorus. We rehearse 6 Sundays live starting at 4:45. Big Pine Methodist church Is where. We rehearsal, we hope you dare. Please call Jamie to learn more. (305) 923-1054 |
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 2/7/23 at 9:15 am. |