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[Friday Joke] I’ve never met a blonde that didn’t have an open mind. Just look through their ears. Are redheads really aliens from Mars? Have you noticed movies today are all castrated family affairs. Tarzan would be dating Cheetah. Speaking the truth can get you shot only by liars. The fool gambles, but the intellect deals the cards. |
![]() To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew without the dangers and fumes of chlorine. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka. to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. And silly me! I used to drink the stuff! And a lot more… |
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For students throughout the Florida Keys, school just got a little better. The United Way of Collier and the Keys announced that over $45,000 was raised to help Monroe County students this year. These funds are the result of two efforts – the United Way’s Stuff the Bus campaign coordinated with Tools for Back to School from Publix. This year the amount of money raised by Stuff the Bus and Publix’s Tools for Back to School is legendary,” said Superintendent of Schools Theresa Axford. “This is such a great thing the community does to support the needs of our kids. The school district can’t say enough about this program and we have a big heart full of thanks for Publix and United Way of Collier and the Keys for all of their support.” |
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[Celebrity Chef] Bobby Flay is quitting the Food Network when his contract expires. They are offering him a paltry $80 million, but he wants $100 million. I wonder if he can collect unemployment? Or he may have to make do with the income from his 19 restaurants. He may have to cut down on jalapenos to make ends meet. |
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[Hooter] This labor shortage is crazy. Look, they’re down to just one boob! |
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery. ~Octavia E. Butler |
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Regarding the “fantastic” video of numerous Cuban immigrants arriving on Smathers beach. I see nothing at all fantastic. I see a breakdown of security of our borders and ports! They probably would have made it if not for sunrise. |
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[“What was O.Z.’s real name?”] O.Z.’s real name was Steven (something). |
![]() [“Big pumpkin”] I’ve always liked pumpkins for their versatility. You throw a pumpkin up in the air and it comes down squash |
[Good Cop] Michigan cop who pulled over elderly man for speeding ends up setting up his TV after the distressed 79-year-old explained his wife is sick and he was trying to find someone who could help with installation. Link |
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[Captain Doom and Gloom] Enough land has been cleared to build 14 Big Pine Shopping Centers. WHY? Because the real estate junta want more low rent housing for the riff raff to pay rent. Big Pine Key will be renamed New Detroit or South LA, soon. |
![]() She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said, “Don’t sell that cow.” |
![]() I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money. |