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[Last week’s Shooting of the Week] A woman brought her son to her killing spree (she couldn’t get a sitter) at Joel Osteen’s (praise the Lord) megachurch in Houston and was herself killed. Link |
![]() Tiffany Stankiewicz, planning administrator. Have a question of the process to try and build a home in unincorporated Monroe County, she’s amazing! Sometimes the process of learning is handed off to others due to lack of knowledge, or perhaps just tired of answering questions. If they don’t know, they will 100% find the answer or the persons that do. These two individuals are beyond reproach |
[Friday Joke] I had a really bad day. First, my Ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. |
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The Kidnapped 13-year-old girl found in a parked car at a Key Largo shopping center. Link |
![]() -Maintaining accurate and up-to-date customer records, policy documents, and other necessary documentation Requirements for this position may include: -Proficiency in using computer systems and willing to learn insurance software – Attention to detail and accuracy in data entry and documentation – Ability to handle multiple tasks and prioritize work effectively – Strong interpersonal skills and ability to build rapport with customers – Professionalism and ability to handle confidential information appropriately -Strong problem-solving and decision-making abilities Applicants can send their resume to ivis@tbigfla.com |
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[Coronavirus Diseases] Believe what you want, but I’m not dying because people are stupid. Go get the shots! Link |
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[Quitting] How to delete your Facebook account and take your data with you. Meta has buried account deletion and deactivation within your Facebook settings, but we found them. If you’ve decided you can no longer be associated with a platform that has struggled to effectively manage hate speech and misinformation, are just learning about whistleblower Frances Haugen’s scorching 2021 testimony before a Senate subcommittee, or simply have no use for the social network anymore, it’s fairly easy to back up your data and leave Facebook behind. Link |
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Multi-function buttons will be the downfall of this society. How many devices have been thrown away because the owner forgot the combination of clicks or the lengths of the clicks? I say, Down with multi-function buttons!!! |
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[Lost Phone] What to do before and after your phone gets lost or stolen. No need to panic: Just follow our guide. Link |
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[No More Separation of Church and State] Chaplains in public schools? Florida bill would give options for religious counselors. Link |
![]() The fun event as always is at the Sugarloaf Lodge, on Sugarloaf Key. MM17. The restrooms will be open. Bring the kids to enjoy these beautiful relics of the auto world. Robbie’s Food Truck “Loafin’ Around Café” will be there for your snack and beverage needs. This is a FREE event for everyone. |
[Shooting of the Week] On Wednesday morning, I commented to my wife that it was already the middle of the week and there hasn’t been one mass shooting yet. What a poor joke. Link |
![]() We hope to see everyone for the book club tomorrow, Saturday at 10. We will be discussing The Wind Knows My Name by Isabel Allende. Book Club |
[Friday Joke] You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? (Answer: Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!) |
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[Putin Kills Last Dissident] How many of you still want an autocratic President? |
![]() [TP] Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying it? |
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 2/16/24 at 8:38am. |