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[Obsolete Occupations] G: Garden hermit Galley slave Gandy dancer Gaucho Glimmer man Gong farmer Groom of the Stool Link |
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Probably the only people who knew Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was in the hospital were the Chinese and Russians. |
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Blood Drives through St. Pat’s Day near Big Pine are listed below. Donor gifts are a One Blood St. Pat’s t-shirt and a $20 Gift Card / $20 Publix Gift Card depending on drive date and location. All donors also receive a Free Wellness Checkup including blood pressure, pulse, temperature, iron count and cholesterol screening. To schedule an appointment visit http://www.oneblood.org and enter your zip code. As always, a huge thanks to those who donate lifesaving blood. March 4 Monday – Bealls BPK Shopping Center 10 – 3:30 March 6 Wednesday – Bahia Honda State Park 10 – 3 March 13 Wednesday – Venture Out 9 – 2 March 14 Thursday – Venture Out 9 – 2 |
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It only takes one beer to get me drunk. Trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the 8th or 9th! |
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A great Aztec legend was that men would come out of the rising sun in great vessels and bring them to Heaven. That legend probably came from the Spanish sailors whose ship, the Valdivia, wrecked on the coast — whom they had probably sacrificed and eaten. That God impression is the reason they didn’t eat Cortes and his conquistadors. The Aztecs thought the Spaniards were the God’s prophesied in Aztec legend and that is probably why Montezuma surrendered to Cortes. |
![]() I would like house cats a whole lot more if they didn’t have upper and lower fangs. |
[Miami Spy] A former career U.S. diplomat told a federal judge Thursday he will plead guilty to charges of working for decades as a secret agent for communist Cuba, an unexpectedly swift resolution to a case prosecutors called one of the most brazen betrayals in the history of the U.S. foreign service. Link |
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[Dead Teacher] Dexter Butler, a Key West basketball coach and teacher was found dead in storm drain near the school Saturday morning. Link |
![]() A small plane crashed on the golf course of Ocean Reef Club in north Key Largo, an exclusive gated community in the Florida Keys. Link |
[City Marina] Key West City Commission approved rent increases on live-aboard slip renters the city considers part-time residents and decreases for full-time residents, and the changes are scheduled to go into place on April 1. The rents would increase from about $16 a linear foot a month to nearly $30 a linear foot a month for part-time residents, but would decrease from about $16 a foot to $14 a square foot for full-time residents. Link |
![]() [Dripping Willy] What to do if your dog is leaking urine. Link |
[Benefits Of A Good Vocabulary] Before I was born, God pulled me aside and asked me “Do you want a big penis or do you want good grammar?” So I decided to opt for what I thought was more importanter. |
![]() As in Key West, residents of Bar Harbor had grown increasingly concerned about cruise ships’ negative impacts, frustrated by the industry’s unwillingness to consider local input, and infuriated at a Town Council viewed as too favorable to cruise interests. Inspired partly by the success of the 2020 Key West referendums, a group of Bar Harbor citizens, led by Charles Sidman, launched a petition initiative which placed their own referendum on the 2022 ballot. |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/5/24 at 9:30 am. |