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![]() But now there’s Amazon where if your kid really wants it, you’ll just be like, it’ll be here Thursday, at 10:34. So they don’t have the need for Christmas like we do in terms of having to use that day to get everything that you wanted on the planet. Kids show up Christmas morning. They saunter in at about 9 or 11 in the morning, you know, like a hungover dad, like just sitting on the edge of the couch, like what’s up? Like they’re not running down the stairs because they already have most of the stuff they want. ~Al Jackson- comedian |
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[“Recommendations for an epoxy floor guy”] I used JD Hayden & Son. But following my directions was like pulling teeth with him. I can’t recommend him. |
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Why is deep sleep so important to memory? It’s about time. Slow brain waves are key to an important neurological process. Link |
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[Friday Joke] a guy goes into the store and asks the clerk for some Polish sausage. The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The guy says, “I am. But if I ask for Italian sausage, would you ask if I am Italian? Or if I ask for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask if I am Jewish? The clerk says, “No”. Guy says, “Then why did you ask if I am Polish?” Clerk says, “Sir, this is a Home Depot.” |
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The first confirmed, severe human case of bird flu is here. The person was exposed to sick birds through a backyard poultry flock. Link |
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[Gisèle Pelicot Rape Trial] Ex-husband jailed for 20 years as all 51 men found guilty. Gisèle Pelicot addresses other sexual violence victims after the verdicts, saying outside court: ‘We share the same fight’. Video |
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[Cocaine Smuggling] Inside the deranged plot to smuggle cocaine with an armed Soviet-era submarine. Inside one of the most deranged drug-smuggling plots ever. Link |
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Mystery drones are pretty normal (probably). Absurd conspiracy theories like Project Blue Beam have reemerged. Link |
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Big Pine Book Club for December 21st. 10am at the library. The Bullet That Missed by Richard Osman. Full Menu > Book Club |
![]() [Over-commercialization] December 18th and Christmas is already over for them, Happy Valentines! |
[Non-Spying Voice Assistant] We all deserve a voice assistant that doesn’t harvest our data and arbitrarily limit features. In the same way Home Assistant made private and local home automation a viable option, we believe the same can, and must be done for voice assistants |
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[Friday Joke] My neighbors are a couple of gay woman who want a child, but the “old fashioned way”. They asked me to have sexual relations with them until one of them got pregnant. It’s been six months now and I still don’t know how to tell them that I had a vasectomy two years ago. |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 12/20/24 at 8:26 am. |