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![]() They sell Manwich meat filling in a can, why not taco filling in a can? Just add cumin. |
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[Movies] Horror movie famous last words, “Let’s split up…” | |
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[Friday Joke] I visited a café one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drank the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed server rushed over and said, “Well sir, it was freshly ground coffee!” | |
Mysterious silver poisoning turned an 84-year-old gray for good. Argyria causes hair, skin, fingernails, and even eyes to turn silver. Link | |
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[Cautionary Tale For EV Owners] We arrived at Philadelphia International Airport on Tuesday morning and parked where we normally do. No issues. We get back at 3:30 this afternoon and the car is gone! There were barricades, construction equipment and signs put up where we were and we were very confused because none of that was there on Tuesday morning. None. Luckily, we located the car on the app and found it on the other end of the parking lot. They towed it and relocated. EVs have to be put in a specific mode to be towed. Clearly that didn’t happen here. We get back to the car and every sensor was going off, power steering wouldn’t work and we couldn’t move the car. After researching all the issues and coming across folks who had the same issues we found that there could be thousands in damage and could potentially be totaled. We are now having the car towed to the Ford dealership near our house for diagnosis tomorrow morning. When we called the Philadelphia Parking Authority they told us we moved the barricades and ignored the signs… excuse me? None of that existed in the first place! We used the charging station that is now covered in signs and tape. There were 3 other cars that were relocated too. So multiple people just happened to move and ignore these non-existent barriers? Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining. |
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[Peruvian Marching Powder] “When I Was A Kid…” The first bottle of Coco-Cola from 1894 contained around 3.5 gram of cocaine which explains why our parents and grandparents could walk to and from school uphill, both ways, in the snow, barefoot. | |
[Friday Joke] After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn’t lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said that she thought that God was only watching oranges. | |
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Forever Chemicals are known for their persistence in water, soil, and even the human brain. New Study Exposes Silent Invasion. Link | |
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A Miami Lakes man is accused of killing an alligator (out of season) in mainland Monroe County over the weekend and driving off with its severed tail. Link | |
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[Starship’s Seventh Flight Test] The first Starship flight test of 2025 flew with ambitious goals: seeking to repeat our previous success of launching and catching the world’s most powerful launch vehicle while putting a redesigned and upgraded Starship through a rigorous set of flight demonstrations. Video | |
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The FAA is finally looking into sweltering airplane cabins. There is no explicit cap on temperatures during boarding. Link | |
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[Friday Joke] As a group of robbers entered the bank, their leader went to the manager and asked him to open the vault. He threatened the manager by saying, “If you try to do anything smart, you are fiction.” The manager was confused and asked him, “Don’t you mean ‘You are history’?” The robber angrily replied, “Do not change the subject, okay?” | |
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[These Homes Withstood the LA Fires] Architects explain why. In Pacific Palisades and Malibu, some houses with fire-resistant designs remained standing amid neighborhoods of destruction. Link | |
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 1/17/25 at 9:00 am. |
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