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| Thank you, Deer Editor for all you do to bring the Coconut Telegraph out two days a week. It is truly appreciated. Thank you again and again! (Editor: Aw, shucks, ‘twern’t nothin’, I just don’t have anything else to do.) |
 Gum can shed hundreds of microplastics into your mouth. Surprisingly, both synthetic and natural gums had similar amounts of microplastics. Link |
| [The Coming Economic Collapse] Everything that you think that you own is being systematically taken away from you. There are many ways that this is accomplished – taxation, inflation, debt, interest, fines, fees, tickets, government seizures and good old-fashioned corporate greed. If you decided to just sit back and do nothing but hold on to the wealth that you already have, you would find out that it would disappear quite rapidly. Link |
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| [Friday Joke] At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She’s 92 now. We have no idea where she is. |
 [Altered Consciousness] This technique can alter your consciousness—and blur the lines between your physical body and surroundings. Here’s what the science says about how you can slip into this dreamlike, meditative state. Link |
| AARP Senior’s activity calendar. Full Menu > Ongoing Events |
 [TV w Legs] Stu Padsso is available afternoons and weekends to get that state-of-the-art TV mounted for you. Reasonable rates and all work is fully guaranteed. 305-555-5612 |
| [Long Covid] Research shows patients with long covid have profoundly decreased blood flow to the brain when standing compared with healthy people. But a coronavirus infection, even without a long-covid diagnosis, can leave a mark on the brain. If you or someone you know has had Covid 19. read all of this and pass it on! Scary! Link |
 [Art Appreciation] A day at the museum sees youths appreciating fine art and socializing. |
| [Friday Joke] Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!” Ralph looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining like hell out there.” Mary cried, “If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!” So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he started running alongside the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm. One of the runners asked him, “Do you always run in the nude?” Ralph answered, while gasping for air, “Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running.” Then another runner asked, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?” Ralph answered breathlessly, “Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home.” Then another runner asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?” Ralph answered, “Only if it’s raining.” |
 [Modern Etiquette] The correct place for the phone is below and slightly to the left of the bread plate. |
| [Unhappy Feet] How to lace your hiking boots for a more comfortable fit. Unhappy feet on the trail? Try these methods to prevent hot spots, relieve pressure, and reduce pain. Link |
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 Ancient, mysterious 12-sided object still baffles archeologists. The Norton Disney Dodecahedron from Roman Britain is the largest ever found. Link |
| [Windows 7 Service Pack 2] Windows 7 Service Pack 2 is a package consisting of updates, tweaks, backported apps and overall enhancements with the goal of providing an effortless way to have a fully updated Windows 7 ISO and enhancing usability on semi-modern machines. Note: There is no sensible reason to use Windows 7 unless you have an antique-hand-crank computer. Link |
 Botswana successfully launches first satellite. Link |
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 [Steel Plant Closing] British Steel plans to close Scunthorpe blast furnaces, putting up to 2,700 jobs at risk. Chinese-owned group will start consultation with workforce but unions call move ‘devastating’. Link |
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| [The Brain] The mysterious flow of fluid in the brain. A popular hypothesis for how the brain clears molecular waste, which may help explain why sleep feels refreshing, is a subject of debate. Link |
 ‘DJ’ with Apple Music launches to enable subscribers to mix their own sets directly from the streaming services catalogue. Link |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/28/25 at 7:36 am. |
| [Got News?] David Goodhue covers the Florida Keys and South Florida for FLKeysNews.com and the Miami Herald. Before joining the Herald, he covered Congress, the Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Energy in Washington, D.C. He is a graduate of the University of Delaware. 305-923-9728 (Editor: Mr Goodhue has nothing to do with bigpinekey.com. I’ve never met him. I thought Keysers might want an easy way to alert the rest of us to something.) |
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  Electric hoist (440 lbs lift/120V) crane overhead garage winch remote control auto lift. YT-100/200KG $120.77 new. 2 years old. For sale $50. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com |
[Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 10+ years-old. hand carves oak. $200 More pictures |
 [Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key $150. Excellent condition, low milage. Only driven on Sundays. b33043@outlook.com |
 [Steel Jack Stands] NEW. 6,000 lb or 3 Ton Capacity, 1 Pair, Black and Red. New $35.88. For sale $20 for both. Never used. Link contact: b33043@outlook.com |
 [Floor Jack] NEW. BIG RED T82002-BR Torin Hydraulic Trolley Service/Floor Jack, 2 Ton (4,000 lb) Capacity, Red $46.79. For sale price $25. (Big Pine Key) New, never used. Link Contact: b33043@outlook.com |