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Friday, January 16, 2026 |
| Trump seeks $100bn for Venezuela oil, but Exxon boss says country is ‘uninvestable’. Exxon’s chief executive Darren Woods said: “We have had our assets seized there twice and so you can imagine to re-enter a third time would require some pretty significant changes from what we’ve historically seen and what is currently the state.” So much for “America first.” |
| Biggest difference between the Right and Left. No one on the Right wishes that woman were dead. The Left would love if she had run over and killed that ICE agent. |
 A geography lesson for Donald Trump: Russia is already our neighbor. Just ask Sarah Palin. |
| This is probably the most important as it’s his hour plus interview with Tucker. Let me know your thoughts. My vote is yes, what’s yours? He’s going all over the State doing exactly that. Thanks so much for your help. Getting the right people down here to speak is critical. Link |
| Last week’s raving’s from “a very stable genius” “My own morality is the only thing that can stop me from world dominance; I don’t need international law.” ~El presidente de por vida, Don Taco |
| Pick one, or watch all three, or just go back to Jeopardy and leave it to someone else pay attention. Link Link Link |
| How come none of the Minnesota videos of ICE killing the woman show her running over anyone? Do you think the government lies to us? |
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| Tyrant on mid-terms: ‘When you think about it, we shouldn’t even have an election.’ Words matter. We are at our peril if we ignore this. |
| About the Peace Prize. We’ve listened to Trump yammer and plead about why he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, which is nonsense, but malignant narcissists can never get enough flattery. So, yesterday, the actual winner of the prize, Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela, traveled to Washington, D.C., and gave it to Trump. To be clear, though, just because someone gives you a trophy they earned does not mean you earned the trophy. |
| Trump threatens martial law in Minnesota — taking a page out of his own playbook. If it can happen in Minneapolis, it can happen anywhere! Link |
| The National Endowment for Democracy, a terrible NGO that works against DJT at every turn. Look at the worthless bunch of Republicans that Carlos voted with. Inexcusable. Then look at the Republicans that knew they were doing the right thing trying to kill a Swamp Thing NGO that needed to be defunded. He also voted against defunding Judge Boasberg and other Judges, also against the majority of Republicans. Link |
| President Donald Trump is having a big year so far, accomplishing two goals he was desperate to fulfill. Goal 1: Distract everyone from the fact that his Justice Department has only provided the tiniest fraction of the Epstein Files that were required to be released before the end of last year. Goal 2: Acquire the Nobel Peace Prize. Even if it is second hand. |
| Voter identification and congressional redistricting stand chief among concerns voiced by advocacy organizations in the state as the 2026 legislative session gets underway. Members of 11 organizations gathered to respond to Gov. Ron DeSantis’ State of the State address, delivered earlier this week. Link |
Friday, December 9, 2026 |
| A true Tyrant. “We don’t need international law,” Trump today. He is destroying just about everything America stands for in the name of money. F**k the little guy. |
| El presidente de por vida, Don Taco’s 2026 wish list of countries that he wants to take over and the real reasons for his aggression. Venezuela: oil Greenland: rare earth minerals Cuba: Trump’s Fantasy Island resort and golf course Iran: “They say mean things about me.” Nigeria: oil Columbia: why not Mexico: well, it’s full of Mexicans And for some reason Canada and Panama have been removed from the list. Let’s see what countries next week will bring. |
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| ICE or Homeland Security is now killing unarmed people in Oregon. It used to be America the beautiful, but no longer. |
| Trump attacked Venezuela because he said they supplied the USA with Fentanyl. But today he said they supplied cocaine. If you are going to invade a country, shouldn’t you know the real reason why (oil)? He must be stopped before he totally ruins out cherished ideals, not just his insatiable quest for more money. |
| Last week’s winner from the “Do as I Say, not as I do” category from the Russians: “This morning, the United States carried out an act of armed aggression against Venezuela. This causes deep concern and condemnation. The pretexts cited to justify such actions are unfounded. Ideologized hostility has prevailed over practical pragmatism and over a willingness to build relations based on trust and predictability. We proceed from the understanding that all parties who may have claims against one another should seek solutions through dialogue-based approaches. We are ready to support them in this.” |
| The FBI has squeezed Minnesota law enforcement out of ICE shooting investigation. Whether there will be a legitimate inquiry into the shooting death of a Minneapolis woman by an ICE agent yesterday is now in question. Minnesota law enforcement authorities announced today that the FBI is excluding them from the investigation, freezing them out of the inquiry and blocking them from accessing evidence. |
| lsraeI is last – so the British Crown will go first. This woman is brilliant. Or, it could just be me agreeing with a lot. You decide. Video |
| There’s an ICE agent who needs to be behind bars. Make it happen Minnesota |
| If you were to walk down the street of any city in Florida, pull out your pistol (open carry of firearms being legal and all) and shoot a woman in a car in plain sight of witnesses, including law enforcement officers, what do you imagine would happen to you?A. Would you just walk away, no muss, no fuss? B. Would you be tackled and beaten senseless by witnesses and/or the law enforcement officers who witnessed the murder?C. Would you stop, turn over your weapon, and surrender to police? We know what the answer to this is if you happen to be an ICE agent killing innocent women in Minneapolis. The answer is A. Bonus round: Would the president of the United States in the aftermath of the shooting: A. Insist that the woman was a “professional agitator” who deserved to die?B. Claim the victim, a 37-year-old mother of three, was ”violently, willfully, and viciously” trying to run the shooter over despite video showing her driving away?C. Claim the shooter acted in self defense because somehow a car driving away from him was a danger? That’s what your president said after the shooting. |
| Seth Meyers on Trump’s falling approval rating: ‘Worth remembering that people don’t like this’. Late-night hosts discuss how the president’s ‘needlessly cruel’ tactics have turned off even more Americans. Link |
| The Minneapolis shooting of a citizen was murder and ICE is doing everything they can to pretend it was a legal shooting. I saw the video and she never backed up over an agent. More lies from Trumpers. They can’t handle the truth. |
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| That screaming you hear is America falling off the Obamacare cliff. Remember that Obamacare cliff we were so concerned about way back in 2025? Well, it’s now 2026, and we’ve fallen off. Link |
 Year end summary of domestic MAGA’s most important results. There was no room here for His golden palace. |
| Spiteful Trump vetoes Florida tribe’s flood protection over Alligator Alcatraz opposition |