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Friday, January 10, 2025 |
| Vice President Elon Musk is asking his followers if the United States should free Britain of its tyrannical government. So this man that overstayed his American Visa, bought his way into becoming Trumps most trusted advisor now believes he can change governments because he was left billions by his father? Maybe he’s right. R.I.P. America. |
| Trump swore to get rid of Tik Tok, but now that it seems to be friendly towards him, he’s all for defending it. |
 Jealous Orange man is glad that handsome Governor of Canada can no longer make his porn star-looking wife all hot and horny. |
| Schedule for final two weeks of Biden’s Presidency. Link |
| I have a great idea. Trump, for some weird reason, wants to change the name of The Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America. Why don’t we rename the planet Uranus and call it planet Trump? It fits. |
| Trump should grab Cuba not Greenland. It is of a far more strategic value than Greenland. Or does he just want to build another hotel there? |
| Wow, turns out Trump should be more worried about his own voters trying to attack him instead of illegals. 2 of the people trying to assassinate him were Republicans and Trump supporters. The U.S. Army member that blew up his Cybertruck wasn’t an illegal that came across the border he was born here. Of course Trump the liar said he came on thru the southern border. And his CULT believed the lie as usual. Guess MAGAs even hate each other. |
| Biden awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to Hillary Clinton, George Soros, 17 others who tried to make democracy democratic. Link |
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| Trump’s hush money criminal sentencing is the only felon convicted in the US who gets no prison, no fine and no probation; proving once again that there are two sets of laws in America, one for the rich and powerful and one for the rest of us. |
| God made two genders. Democrats made the rest. |
| Trump sides with tech bosses in Maga fight over immigrant visas Cracks have appeared among Trump supporters over the stand taken by Ellen Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. Musk is already trying to take over the party and kick out maggots. This is going to turn into a full fledged civil war, but there will be no civility. Get the popcorn ready as we watch our country get torn down. |
| After crowing before the election about Vice President Musk starting a new agency saving Americans over $2 BILLION dollars he is now suddenly saying he might be able to save 1/2 of that. Where’s the Trump Party’s rage at being lied too until right before they take office. Did you fall for the lies? |
Friday, January 3, 2025 |
| Instead of buying Panama and Greenland, Trump and Musk should buy Cuba. I’m sure they couldn’t screw it up any more than the Castros have. |
| 15 Scientific Theories That Suggest How God May Have Created the Universe. Slides |
| Tom Homan puts arrogant Chris Cuomo in his place for challenging his deportation plan. Video |
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| Before the Presidential election: “TIK TOK must be sold because the Chinese owners use it as a weapon against America. It’s nothing more than an attack on America and a threat to America’s security.” After the election: “I want to save Tik TOK. Let’s forget everything I said.” I guess the Chinese check cleared. Did Trump fool you? SUCKERSSSSS. |
| Trump: We need a wall. Now we don’t need a wall Crypto is bad Now after crypto backers gave him millions: we need crypto. He’s going to export all illegals Now, only some of them who are criminals. Get rid of Obamacare, “I have a plan” Now, get rid of Obamacare, but still no plan Tik Tok is communists spying on us. Now that his big supporter is heavily invested in Tic Tok and the site post favorable things about Trump… Tic Tok is good |
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| Vice President Musk suddenly decides he would rather hire immigrants instead of highly trained Americans. It didn’t take long for Trump’s lies to be uncovered. Strap in. Trumps campaign promises are falling already. |
| Jimmy Carter will be lying in state in Georgia than D.C. I doubt Trump will ever be accorded the same honors. |
| 2 people born outside of America’s shores are telling us how stupid and lazy Americans are, so we need to bring in more people from other countries to take the high paying tech and other industrial jobs. Maybe they are correct. Look who they paid for to get elected so they could get selected. R.I.P. America |
| Elon Musk changed his name to Kekius Maximus. Yea he’s right. Americans are stupid and not as smart as the rest of the world. |
| Jimmy Carter lived to improve life for others. Trump lives to improve life for him and his associates. Every law he passes benefits him and his friends, never anything that benefits all. |
| [Friday Joke] A man is walking through his local mall and notices a Mexican book store. He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, “Do you have the book on Donald Trump’s foreign policies with Mexico?”The clerk replies, “F**k you, get out, stay out!” The man replies, “Yeah, that’s the one!” |