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I went to the Monroe County School District website to see if the schools are open and there is not one mention of Hurricane Idalia. https://www.keysschools.com |
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[“Drink water”] 8-10 glasses of water also reduces hemorrhoids. And makes your skin look healthier. |
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[One Act Play] AVOCADO: Hello I’m good fat.BACON: *Lights cigarette* *Punches avocado* |
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[Crooks] Monroe and other counties’ GPS theft ring busted. All 11 suspects, 10 of whom were arrested Wednesday, reside in Miami-Dade County and face a total of 122 charges. The bond for all 11 suspects totaled $3.9 million. Video |
![]() And who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay taxes. Is this a great country or what? |
[Arthritis] 10 foods that can help relieve joint pain. Link |
![]() Dr George Koob said America could slash its drinking guidelines. He warned that alcohol raised the risk of cancer, heart disease and other issues. (Woman, 104, reveals her secrets to a long life — which include a beer every evening to unwind.) Link |
[Pearly Whites] When you hear my name associated with pearly whites, they’re talking about my legs. |
![]() “This is a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System, issued by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, covering the United States from 14:20 to 14:50 hours ET. This is only a test. No action is required by the public.” |
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[Denim] Men in denim built this country. Men in suits have destroyed it. |
[National Hurricane Center] NHC issuing advisories for the Atlantic on Hurricane Idalia |
![]() [Murder] The likelihood of being murdered is less than 0.01 percent. If it does happen, data shows most victims knew their murderer |
How will Hurricane Idalia affect South Florida weather? What the forecast says. Link |
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[Centennial Bank Branches Open] Tropical Storm Idalia Inclement Weather Update Customers, employees and friends please note branch updates below and please use extreme caution if traveling. If your normal banking routine becomes interrupted please know Centennial Bank is here for you. ATM’s and/or ITM’s (Interactive Teller machines)1 are available for access in the event of an emergency. Employees effected by inclement weather, evacuations etc. please remember to follow our CEN-SAFE procedures and check-in with your supervisor every 24 hours if you are capable. The check-in number is (833) CEN-SAFE. Online banking2 as well as the Mobile App2,3 are accessible online should you need to check your balance, transfer funds or pay a bill.The Customer Care Center is open Monday-Friday from 7am CT to 7pm CT and Saturday 8am CT to 2pm CT. See “Get in Touch” section below for phone number or use the web form to be contacted by us if you prefer. Access to live tellers is available through our ITM’s where available Monday-Saturday from 7am ET to 7pm ET. |
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The new standard of kid put downs: “Oh, yeah? Well, your dad buys Bud Light at Target!” |
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[Dysgeusia During Pregnancy] When everything tastes bad. Some people find that everything they eat tastes bad when they’re pregnant. This is called dysgeusia. Learn more about why dysgeusia occurs and how to cope. Link |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 8/29/23 at 8:42 am. |