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[“Name that feather”] That was a tail feather from a morning dove. |
[52 Acts of Kindness] How to spread joy in every week of 2023. Link |
![]() And in other news. A neighbor on our lane was almost electrocuted Christmas Eve. He sat on a fruit cake and a currant went up his ass. Happy New Year to all! |
The Florida Keys Wildlife Society is hosting the Full Moon Kayak Excursion January 5th, 4:00-6:00 p.m. Please arrive about 30 minutes early so we can set you up with gear and equipment. We depart from The Old Wooden Bridge Marina 1791 Bogie Road Big Pine Key. The $30 donation benefits the 4 Florida Keys National Wildlife Refuges. Reserve your space today under the events tab at floridakeyswildlifesociety.org For more information contact Bill 305-872-7474. Sponsored by Big Pine Kayak Adventures |
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[“Name that bird”] “What bird did these feathers come from. They are very dark with a pale grey tip.” Answer: Mocking bird |
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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning and I was getting really annoyed, but I realized I had left my phone in ‘Airplane’ mode. |
Deer Ed, I hope you have a prosperous and healthy and Happy New Year. I’m also impressed you have the Telegraph running like a well-oiled machine. Again, remember -rust never sleeps. |
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[Dual DNA] Woman finds out she is her daughter’s mother — and uncle! The mother’s DNA tests showed that she’s also the uncle of her daughter. Doctors realized that the mom was a human chimera with DNA from more than one fetus. Link |
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Of course I was up to ring in the New Year. That’s the time I usually get up to pee. |
[Hurricane Relief] The United Way of Collier and the Keys (UWCK) is partnering with the Community Organizations Active in Disaster (COAD), Monroe County, and the City of Key West to host a four-day session in which FEMA and the SBA will be available to assist residents navigating their way through post-Hurricane Ian processes. In-person assistance will be available January 4-7, 2023, in advance of the January 12th deadline to apply for FEMA assistance. The clinic will be held at the Frederick Douglass Gym, 111 Olivia St in Key West from 10am-6pm |
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After all the eating I did over the holidays I’m happy to report that my socks still fit. |
[Rafters] Bull crap on Cuban and Haitian landings to Florida. This country’s going to hell in a hand basket. Come here legally is ok. Illegally? Back home pronto! |
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The January AARP calendar is here. Full Menu > Ongoing Events |
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[Cuban Rafters] At least 500 migrants have arrived in small boats along the Florida Keys over the last several days in what the local sheriff’s office described on Monday as a “crisis.” Link |
![]() Australia’s stealthy military drone sub will be called Ghost Shark. An undersea robot. Link |
![]() Gone is the terrible year 2002 and a few others too. I’d like to erase the last two at least. |
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 1/3/23 at 8:08 am. |