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How GoFundMe perpetuates the myth that only some people deserve help. Crowdfunding distracts us from the fundamental idea that everyone, regardless of “merit,” is worthy of care and assistance when they need it. Link |
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[Air Conditioning the Olympics] With the Summer Games in Paris just weeks away, athletes will arrive at an Olympic Village without air conditioning. As part of Paris’ commitment to a greener Games, AC has not been installed in the village, with French officials insisting the buildings will stay cool through a geothermal water system. However, many athletes are worried, especially given the expected scorching temperatures throughout Europe. |
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[End of the British Empire] The United Kingdom transferred dominion over Hong Kong to the People’s Republic of China on July 1, 1997. The handover occurred during a formal ceremony attended by then-Prince Charles and ended 156 years of British rule over the region. The event is generally seen as marking a definitive end of the British Empire. |
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[Only in American Politics] A Republican Vermont state legislator apologized after a video camera caught her repeatedly pouring water into a Democratic legislator’s workbag. After the hidden video footage was released, Mary Morrissey, 67, confessed to five months of secret harassment of legislator Jim Carroll, 62. “I am truly ashamed of my actions,” Morrissey said. An angry Carroll said, “Her apology holds as much water as my canvas bag.” |
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Israel’s useless eaters, the religious sect composed of 13% of their population must now serve in the military. Historically they did nothing but read the Torah all day, over and over, contributing nothing to society. The government supports them in a kind of religious welfare. |
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[Massachusetts Ride-Share Drivers Win] Uber and Lyft have agreed to pay drivers a minimum of $32.50 per hour, in a settlement by Massachusetts Attorney General Andrea Campbell. The companies will also pay a combined $175 million to the state to “resolve allegations that the companies violated Massachusetts wage and hour laws,” which will be largely split between existing drivers. |
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[Longer Lobster Mini Season] Oh, No! An extra day has been added to Lobster Mini Season (Florida residents only). It happens on July 14th (the day after the Underwater Music Festival). The Governor believes that this will be a financial boon for our area. The last wave will be here on the last Wednesday and Thursday of the month for the traditional Lobster Mini Season. |
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[Dengue Fever] Two people have fallen ill with dengue fever in the Florida Keys after being bit by infected mosquitoes, prompting health officials to issue an alert for the island chain. The alert comes just days after the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a health advisory warning of an increased risk of dengue infections in the country as cases surge globally. Link |
![]() Dear vegans, I’ve killed this cow because he was eating your food. You’re welcome. |
Before the hurricane heats up, it’s time to restock your kit. Here’s what you need. Link |
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![]() Mosquito Control do something about the goddamned mosquitoes! We’re confined to the inside of our house. We’ve got a lot of gardening to do and don’t want to cover ourselves in chemicals. |
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[The Bubba Coup, Explained] The City Commission voted 4-3 to fire the new City Manager in “one of the ugliest . . . raucous public meetings” the very experienced editor Linda Grist Cunningham has ever seen, what she first called the “Bubba Uprising” until it succeeded as a “Coup.” Mandy Miles and Tim O’Hara also reported the facts, so now I’ll come in and do the ‘splaining. Link |
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Why do some people sneeze so loudly? Whatever you do, don’t try to hold in your ah-choo or you might blow your brain out. Link |
![]() [Architecture] 7 wild concepts from the 2024 Skyscraper Competition. From underwater towers to suspended cities. Link |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 7/2/24 at 9:30 am. |