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Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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[“John Mayall dead”] He was one of my favorite bluesmen. I saw him at the Palm Springs Pot (it was supposed to be ‘Pop’ festival but someone climbed the drive-in’s sign and changed it) Festival with Timothy Leary and others. It’s said that most band members quit because he was so strict and worked them to the bone.
I also saw him on Venice Beach, CA when the police shut him down and physically removed him from the stage while he resisted—he was very pissed. Then they arrested me for an open half gallon wine bottle. While in the paddy wagon, I fired up a joint, saying to the other criminals, “What can they do, arrest us?”
A Tribute to John Mayall
Are you a workaholic? Here’s how to spot the signs. In a major shift, psychologists now view an out-of-control compulsion to work as an addiction with its own set of risk factors and consequences. Link

Elect clowns and you can expect the circus.

Here’s are the blood drives near BPK in August. Donors received a t-shirt and a $20 e-gift/gift card depending on the drive location.
August 1 Thursday – Bealls BPK 12 – 5
August 8 Thursday – Berkshire Hathaway Keys Real Estate BPK 12:30 – 5:30
August 12 Monday – Bealls BPK 12 – 5
August 22 Thursday – Bealls BPK 12 – 5
August 31 Saturday – Summerland Wine & Spirits 1-
Two meteor showers will flash across the sky around the same time in late July. the Southern Delta Aquariid Meteor Shower peaks in late July, and this year, it will coincide with a second smaller meteor shower, the Alpha Capricornids. Link
A snorkeler was seriously injured after being struck by a 19-foot Stratos boat in the Florida Keys Wednesday morning, the first day of the lobster miniseason. The incident occurred around 8 a.m. off Big Coppitt Key in the Lower Keys. He was diving for lobster near the Boca Chica Bridge. Paramedics flew the man, 20-year-old Sean Steven Bender of Seminole, to a Miami-Dade hospital to be treated for life-threatening injuries. Link
[Great Walk] The Ridgeway: Hike the 5,000-year-old pathway that’s Britain’s oldest road. Walk in the footsteps of Celtic druids, Saxon kings and Victorian poets on an 87-mile prehistoric trackway that cuts across the chalk hills of southern England. Link
How do you know if someone’s a vegan? They will tell you!
[Deadly Boat Crash] The witness was one of the first people on the scene after George Pino crashed his boat into a channel marker, killing an Our Lady of Lourdes student and severely injuring her classmate. Prosecutors didn’t talk to eyewitness before filing misdemeanor charges in deadly boat crash. Link
I heard the cicadas yesterday for the first time this summer. Yes, they are real noisy, but after a few minutes you don’t notice them any longer.
[Gas Paradise] Well, we recently took a trip up to Tennessee to see what had been until recently the world’s largest gas station. BUC-EES! A 120 gas pumps and tons of useless crap that you didn’t realize that you needed. The selection of junk food is amazing and the brisket is amazing, and don’t forget the spotless bathrooms.  But basically this place is like Mecca for rednecks. I didn’t take this picture, I was too afraid of pissing off some redneck family.

You’re probably mowing your lawn wrong. The dos and don’ts of proper grass care. Link
(Editor: Sorry for the abbreviated Coconut Telegraph today. We have to go to Miami this morning. Damn!)
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 7/30/24 at 5:24 am.