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[My Lai Massacre] William Calley dead at 80 in a hospice. He was the only person convicted over the 1968 atrocity in which US troops killed hundreds of unarmed South Vietnamese. Link |
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Am I a horrible person? Every time I see people’s vehicles with FJB and Let’s go Brandon stickers and tee shirts I break out laughing. [?] |
![]() ![]() [Replicator & Transporter] If these two things were invented all wars would be irrelevant, starvation gone, most things free and humanity would only have to play and use suntan lotion! Over-birthing would stop and false beliefs and politics would be useless. |
The August AARP calendar of activities is here. Full Menu > Ongoing Events > AARP |
![]() I was stationed at Ft Bragg’s, 82nd Airborne, early 70’s to 71. Me and some other guys rented a place off base for some sanity. John Mayall had just released Blues From Laurel Canyon, we about wore that album out! Keep ’em flying. |
[Remembering Bob Newhart] Air traffic controller skit. Video |
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[Getting Old] They say 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40. All I know is that the older I get, the more 9pm is the new midnight. |
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[Friday Joke] My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.” |
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Sea-Doo’s newest 325hp watercraft can outrun an alligator (and then some). The RXP-X is a rocket ship on the water with a better power-to-weight ratio than most supercars. Link |
![]() A new theory on why fireflies glow—and why they need help. The unique bioluminescent beetles are not endangered, but their numbers are dwindling. Link |
[Saving Your Battery] You can (and should) stop charging your phone when it hits 80 percent. How to make sure your Android smartphone battery stays in good shape. Link |
![]() I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. “I’m comin’ for ya’ Martha!” |
[Friday Joke] When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal: Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I’ll give you $ 1 million. No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles. With enormous luck came, taking everyone’s admiration at the scene, then the owner announced, “We have a brave winner.” After collecting his reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said, “I didn’t jump, someone pushed me!” His wife smiled… Moral: ′′ Behind every successful man, there’s a woman who pushes him …” |
![]() Does this cat look stressed out to you? Or do you want to rub his belly? |
[Thought for the Day] The problem is you think you have time. On average we get possibly 80 summers – if we are lucky, Don’t put off the trip, stop waiting for life to begin. Get up early to watch the sunrise. Book the trip you’ve wanted. Visit often with friends. Go to the beach. Always watch the Sunset. |
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[Wet, Wet Weekend] South Florida could get drenched as tropical wave passes on its way to the Gulf of Mexico. The region is likely in for heavy rainfall Saturday and Sunday. Link |
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[Friday Joke] A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look, mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.” |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 8/2/24 at 9:30 am. |