Letters to the editor with pictures since 2002.
Published on Big Pine Key’s garbage days, Tuesdays and Fridays.
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![]() [Key Lime Pies] I just read in Readers Digest where key lime pies are green and made from limes grown in lime groves in the Florida Keys. They showed a pie with whipped cream pipes around the edge not the baked meringue as is the real thing. |
[Windows 11] We’re expecting to get a first look at Microsoft’s latest operating system this week. In the meantime, here are all the rumors on what new features the big update could include. Video |
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[Must Have Landed in Liberty City by Mistake] We just flew in and looked at these Keys and they look like the islands of some 3rd world shithole. Million dollar homes in a ghetto. |
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[Opinion on Trans Gender] If you want to cut your balls off do it, but don’t ask my family to pay for it. Got that? |
[Spam] The thing is, if you go to any website and give your email address, you will receive junk mail from that site every day for the rest of your life. It’s best to have a “throw-away” web address for this purpose. Some sites will send 3 or 4 in one day, every day! |
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![]() [“Key Limes”] I had a chance years ago to buy Nellie’s & Joe’s Key Lime Juice business for $3000. That was a good price at the time but when I read the ingredients I backed away. The ingredient list looked like a pharmacy and the juice was made with foreign limes and very high doses of salt and preservatives. It tasted like artificial lime juice and nothing like Key limes. |
The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent smiling woman. |
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[Benzine] In the past people would wash their clothes in benzine because the dyes used at that time would wash out in soap and water. |
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[Oops Department] Deer Ed, May 18? It’s June! |
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[Harsh Rebuttal] “Whooville” Sounds like you’re the one doing all the “Whining” Where did you originally move to the Keys from – Jerksville, USA? Good riddance. I pity those who you now live among. |
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[Prostate] Michael Douglas told Alan Arkin, “I pee in Morse code.” |
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[Scam Of The Day] Greetings, We are pleased to inform you that an amount of £3,600,000.00 million Pound sterling (GBP) has been donated and given, gifted to you and your family by Frances & Patrick Connolly Family from County Down in Northern Ireland, who won the Euro Millions jackpot, lottery of £115m Euro Millions, part of this donation, it is for you and your family. This donation is to help fight against Corona Virus COVID -19 pandemic in the world, and help the poor people off the streets, also to contribute to poverty reduction, public donations, public charity, orphanages, less privileged and help poor individuals in your community please contact her to claim the money via email for more details. |
![]() I go through a bottle of Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce every few months. I guess you don’t drink a Bloody Mary every morning or make Shepherds pie or beef stews as often as me. |
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and zip lining and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. |
![]() It used to be that Hollywood would use American actors when they needed a Chinese man. (They used to do the same for American Indians. I recall seeing Italian Indians with hairy chests). I remember Charles Bronson, Marlon Brando, Boris Karloff and Sidney Toler (Charlie Chan) playing Chinamen. |
Children’s name used to all be biblical until the 1970s when Blacks started making up names like Latisha and Whites would rename themselves after flowers and spell their given name differently. |
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