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![]() Is it not possible to turn a profit even during season anymore? |
I have AT&T Yahoo as my ISP and am getting sick and tired of the on and off connection, the slow speed which I am over paying for that should be faster, and the absolute garbage that Yahoo posts as news on my home page. I had Comcast before this AT&T mess, but they were just as bad with the garbage news and lousy cable connection. Suggestions, please! |
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Balfour Beatty is not the only mega – corporation owning the former military housing. Here’s a list of the other companies owning many thousands of them all over the nation and some of them ARE paying their fair share of property taxes as they should. The Florida legislature here is trying to exempt that from happening with a new law ( retroactive to 2007 when they purchased the Florida properties Hmmm… ) which means we all pick up the difference for school taxes and other needs these private companies require for their housing- even when they rent to civilians which they are doing here as well as other places. |
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The traffic light at Key Largo has caused significant delays on hwy 1 for months. Even during off peak traffic expect to wait through two light cycles because of the inefficient way the left turn lights sequence. Using a standard system like the rest of the state would prevent this waste of time and fuel. |
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I’ll bet they wrote this in the Keys. The Black Crowes – The Dolphins (Cabin Fever) |
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![]() “The net posed a hazard to fish and had the potential to entangle other marine life, so we targeted it as a priority for removal,” said Sean Morton, sanctuary superintendent. Remaining pieces of the rigging, which were heavier and will require lift bags for removal, were tagged with marker buoys for retrieval at a later date. Fury, one of the sanctuary’s Blue Star Operators, has offered to assist with the removal of the remaining debris. Blue Star is a certification program run by the sanctuary to recognize tour operators who are committed to promoting responsible and sustainable diving and snorkeling practices to reduce the impact of these activities on coral reefs in the Florida Keys |
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If they are going to put in this massive shopping center, then they should provide affordable housing on the site for their employees, maybe a second story or separate building? That might help with the traffic problems a little |
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![]() “Q. How many systems have you installed using the E/One grinder pump? A. We have had thirty in Duck Key. Q. The extent of your design experience with the E/One pump is Duck Key? A. Prior to this project, yes. Our commissioner should really reconsider his decision to “trust my engineers.” They didn’t know what they were doing and neither did their consultant. Your tax dollars at work |
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![]() Dear Monroe County Commissioners, the idea of separating our yard trash for a “fuel source” seems to be a terrific idea. However, once a week pick-up for yard trash is already not working, and yard trash will double during the Summer months. Please allow twice a week pick-up for yard trash. |
Sounds like that single woman looking for a trailer is definitely in the wrong area in more ways than one. |
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![]() [Sewers] I spoke to a sewer engineer hired to do work on the ongoing sewer project. He said he’s never seen such a poorly designed project in his years working on sewer projects around the country |
[Yesterday’s tarpon recipe] That is a takeoff on the Ancient recipe for Carp. Try something new. Soon with the increasing draconian restrictions by the possum nazis all that’ll be available for sale will be trash fish. So stock up on cedar planks. |
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![]() It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question.
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver? PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions! |
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![]() Please take a few minutes to help determine Scuba Diving’s top 100 Gold List of operators and enter to win one of the following prizes: A week of four to five dives per day in the Indian Ocean, complemented by chef-prepared meals, aboard the luxury yacht Maldives Aggressor III (valued at $2,495). ScubaPro MK25 EVO/A700 regulator (valued at $859). SeaLife DC1400 Underwater Camera (valued at $529.95). Click link to get vote. Link |
Fridays posts told it like it is and some even said things the CT has never mentioned before. It is about time Ed posted what people think and say without editing! |
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![]() Pressure Washer. 4000 psi Pressure Washer. 13hp Honda engine. CAT pump. Runs good. $350. Includes hose and wand. Original owner. Call Lenny Classified Ads > Tools |
[?]Looks like March Madness was another failure this year. I only had four cars stop. It wasn’t worth setting up my junk! Never again! |
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If someone says something that FTR disagrees with FTR says they are lying. |
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I had intended to ignore the Democrats and the Obama admin in this post and instead concentrate on the outstanding Republican field of potential Presidential candidates. But revelations in the last couple of days are too important to ignore.Once again Obama has given America the single digit salute. His disdain for the intellect of Americans, and his contempt for the truth are monumental.![]() As of Monday he was singing a different tune, a tune that was shockingly discordant. Now he is admitting that he did receive emails from Hillary using her private system and address, and that he did send emails to Hillary’s private system and address. His Press Secy, Josh Earnest told reporters ““The point that the president was making is not that he didn’t know Secretary Clinton’s email address, he did…” Link Was he lying then or is he lying now? Or is he and his staff incapable of knowing a lie from the truth, or do they care?
For example as of now, there is no documentation of Hillary’s emails from her trip to Libya after the Benghazi attack despite a popular photo image of her using a handheld device during a flight to that country. “We have no emails from that day. In fact we have no emails from that trip,” said Gowdy, who heads the committee in the U.S. House of Representatives. “There are huge gaps.” It’s apparent that we’ve seen only the tip of the ice berg. There should have been another character in the Wizard of Oz movie. In the movie the lion had no courage, the strawman had no brain, the tinman had no heart. The additional character should have been a snake, a snake with jug ears, a jutting chin, and a Cheshire grin. The snake had no truth, and wanted none. The snake would have been a familiar for the Wicked Witch of the West |