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[Friday’s “Arrested” post] I never heard of anyone arrested for putting out a fire, only for starting a fire. What’s the world coming too? |
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Everything Elon Musk broke in the year he’s owned Twitter. Link |
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7 rules on cruise ships. Read them, know them, obey them. Video |
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[Ode to Tourists] Vacation in the Keys, sun and sand so bright, But some folks can’t keep it civil, can’t do it right. They arrive all excited, looking for some fun, But end up in trouble when the day is done. From Marathon to Key West, they roam around, Partying hard in every bar they’ve found. But when the night gets wild, they lose control, And soon enough, they’re facing a legal toll. In paradise they came, seeking delight, Yet their actions landed them in quite a plight. Leaving on probation, a sobering fate, A lesson learned too late, in the Sunshine State. |
![]() [Halloween] My sister’s husky has a fantastic costume this year because he sounds like a siren. (sound on). Video |
[Lobster Hope] When you think there’s no hope, think about the lobsters who were in the restaurant aquarium on the Titanic |
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![]() [Leftover Candy] I just saw a recipe for leftover Halloween candy. What is leftover candy? |
Christopher Walken makes surprise Halloween appearance on ‘SNL’. Walken surprised guests appearing as ‘the spirit of Halloween’ in a skit on the show poking fun at Biden. Video |
![]() Lower Keys Chamber of Commerce November social. |
Hamas says Israel can stay but the Jews have to go. |
![]() Happy Birthday to Big Pine’s ‘Swimming Pool Bob’ for having reached 90 years old. I guess pool chlorine isn’t so bad after all. |
[Boo to 2023 FantasyFest] Just go to Bealls store, buy a garment, and look happy. Old Key West fun is gone. One last place in USA to have naked fun for a few days is gone. Need new administration. Let your damn hair down, panties in a twist! Prudes taking over. |
![]() Sex offenders have a choice this year. Put the “No Candy Here” signs up, or this pumpkin. |
FDA warns consumers to stop using dozens of eye drop products. Video |
![]() Jersey girl ghosts. |
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[Oral Arguments] When we hear or read about court cases, why are we told about oral arguments? They aren’t chewing them, so why not call them verbal arguments? |
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[Medicare Enrollment] How come you can only signup for Medicare on certain days? What happens if you qualify on the day after the enrollment ends? Must you wait another whole year for your benefits? Whatever it is, it’s not right. |
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Operation Mockingbird is a CIA project started in the early 1950s to control the corporate media. Video |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 10/31/23 at 9:53am. |