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[Friday Joke] lf you want to change the world. do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel. Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, still you agree. Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time, while the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes. All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them, but 5 missed calls from their wife surely does. |
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[Fact] Drinking beer is healthier for you than being dead. |
![]() Marathon Seafood Festival to blend fresh seafood and family fun. Fresh seafood is on the menu for attendees at the Original Marathon Seafood Festival, scheduled Saturday and Sunday, March 9-10, and featuring local shrimp, lobster and stone crab alongside a variety of fresh “fishermen-to-fork” menu favorites. Link |
Insanity is when you believe your hallucinations are real. Religion is when you believe that someone else’s hallucinations are real. |
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[Clogged Arteries] Plastic found inside more than 50% of plaques from clogged arteries. Link |
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Ladyboy mob riot in Bangkok. FantasyFest on steroids. Video |
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[United Way Loves Publix] United Way of Collier and the Keys is grateful for the incredible support during the 2023 Publix Super Markets, Inc. United Way Campaign! Thanks to Publix managers and employees in Collier and Monroe Counties, UWCK raised $565,307.42. Every dollar will help us further our mission of supporting individuals and families. |
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[Phishing] My name is Eoin O’Driscoll, I’m the Chief Financial Officer to alphaminresources.com a mining company based in Mauritius. I have a business/partnership deal for you, I will appreciate your urgent and positive response so that I can enlighten you more about this deal. Here is my contact bla, bla… |
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![]() Town crier Lamplighter Switchboard operator Ice cutter Elevator operator Milkman Typesetter Pinsetter (in bowling alleys) Clockmaker (traditional, non-digital clocks) VCR repair technician |
[Riddle] What if this were the only question on the exam paper to pass your English Exam. Would you pass? What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when eight letters are removed one by one? Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word that fits the bill, then click the link for the answer because you’re never going to figure it out. Link |
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Popular Science is back on YouTube. YouTube is a video laboratory of stories from the future, past, and present. Link |
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[Friday Joke] Tim decided to tie the knot with his long- time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks, “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.” Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?” “For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.” “Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!” “I wasn’t,” he replied. |
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![]() [Moose] According to my driving instructor, the moose always has the right of way. |
[Screen Yourself] TSA is testing a self-screening security checkpoint in Vegas. The new prototype station is largely automated, and transfers much of the work onto passengers. Link |
![]() Growing your own tomatoes is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17. |
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![]() The last time I saw my doctor he told me, “Next appointment you have I want you to bring in a little stool for me. Here it is. I hope he is happy. |
[Medieval Blind Faith] Things the history books didn’t tell us about medieval times. Many medieval saints were reputed to have healing powers, and they often cared for lepers and those afflicted with similarly gruesome diseases—by licking their wounds. St. Mary Magdalene of De’Pazzi licked the sores of the ill, and even sucked maggots out of wounds. St. Angela of Foligno drank water she had used to bathe a leper’s feet, and purposely swallowed one of his scabs. Link |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 3/8/24 at 8:30 am. |