2021 August

Friday, August 20, 2021

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World Mosquito Day is August 20. The day marks the 1897 discovery that female mosquitoes transmit malaria to humans. Celebrate by biting a mosquito. Link
The Taliban took control in 11 days, where England, the US and Australia couldn’t do it in 20 years with the best trained and equipped armies in history. That’s because we were too ignorant to know they didn’t want us there no matter how often they told us they didn’t. War is a matter of resolve.



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[Friday Joke] Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us Brad’s vaccination card?
And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um… Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.


[Inner Peace] When you let out a huge fart and the pain in your gut vanishes. That’s called inner peace.

[Woman’s Sufferage] On August 18, 1920, woman got the right to vote, marking the beginning of the end of the world.

When Crassus defeated the remnants of Spartacus’ army (Pompey killed Spartacus and most of his army in the biggest battle) he crucified them, one every hundred feet apart along the Appian Way for a distance of sixty miles

The only people dying are the un-vaccinated. Do you want to die or live?

[Vaccines] Remember when Elvis got the polio shot in the late 1950s? The nation rushed out to get vaccinated. We need a great photo op now. When Elvis saved America. Link
[“Sending slime to space“] The Blob, formally known as physarum polycephalum, is a type of single-cell slime mold.


[Sativa vs Indica] There is a difference between the two strains of pot, Sativa and Indica. Sativa is like Mozart and Indica is like the blues.

[Forbes] Where millionaires are moving. Link


Make America Smart Again.

[Friday Joke] A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure.   In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.  In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.   In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.   In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.  In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.   In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.  And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant
Annual manatee death record set halfway through 2021. The state has set a record for manatee deaths with half of the year still to go, as 905 manatee deaths were recorded in a report updated Aug. 6, surpassing the previous record of 830 for the whole year of 2013. Link
[Careless] It has come to the point that I do not care what happens to other countries or peoples because they are too stupid and lazy to care for themselves


If the government legalized prostitution worldwide, crime would fall drastically, resorts would boom, religion would be realistically logical, and war would probably go away too.

[Lawyers] I wish there was a hunting season on Lawyers with a bounty of course.
[Masks] Meanwhile back in my home state of South Carolina, our illustrious Gubernor foghorn leghorn (R) is battling any call for mask mandates, even though SC is just behind Florida and Texas in Covid19 deaths. And to top it all off last Sunday Aug 15 was the first day of “Open carry” for firearms. It seems that the party of “Pro-Life” is anything but.
Signs of termites and how to get rid of the little buggers. Link


[Testicle Festival On Hold] Look at all the great events that we are missing because people won’t get their Covid19 vaccines.