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 I don’t know if social media has ever caused the lame to walk but it has damn sure caused the dumb to speak. |
| [Skincare] Do face rollers work? We asked a dermatologist. It’s superficial but relaxing. Link |
 [Pretend People] Historical icons brought back to life using AI. My Goodness! This is fabulous! Seeing is not believing, anymore. Video |
| [No More Safe Boats] DeSantis proposes getting rid of warrantless boater compliance stops on the water. Link |
 [Cold Beer] I’m helping my neighbor clean out the garage today and we found this old big mouth can of IG-LO beer on one of the rafters. Might be from the 70s or 80s. Neither of us had heard of it so we’re going to see what it tastes like. |
| [Friday Jokes] ~My wife wants me to wear a bracelet that belonged to her grandfather. It says “Do Not Resuscitate.” ~It’s been months since I bought the book, How To Scam People Online. It still hasn’t arrived yet. ~If you have a red wine stain on your carpet, get some white wine and drink it until you don’t care anymore. ~One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. ~Even rarer than a doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood is a lawyer who can’t stand the sight of money. ~If your palm itches, you are going to get something. If your crotch itches, you’ve already got it. ~My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We’ve been awake since Tuesday. ~My wife said, “That’s the 4th time you’ve gone back for dessert! Doesn’t it embarrass you?” I said, “No, I keep telling them it’s for you.” ~My wife and I started role-playing in the bedroom. Her favorite is The Sexy Librarian, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book. |
 [Magic Mushrooms] They warp our sense of space, time, and self by disrupting our brain connections. Upheaval within the brain’s higher order networks could explain psilocybin users’ feelings of profound connection to the larger universe. Link |
| [Email to the wrong place] Plez send Thur menu |
 Brian Setzer, the guitarist and singer for the Stray Cats and the Brian Setzer Orchestra, said he has an autoimmune disease and cannot play guitar any longer. Link |
| [How to reset the YouTube algorithm] Does your YouTube algorithm feel kind of…stuck? I know I’ve been there—getting recommendations about things I’m trying to think less about. It’s too easy to click, which in turn teaches YouTube you’re interested in that topic, which means you see more recommendations like that. It’s an endless cyle. That’s why, if you want to stop YouTube from consuming your life, you need to take control of the algorithm. We’ve talked about how to reset the Instagram algorithm; here’s how to do the same thing with YouTube. Link |
 [Eye Opener] After Birth: How long does it take for the eyes to open?Cows – Immediately Goats – After 2 hours Cats – After 6 days Dogs – After 10 clays Humans–open their eyes within minutes of birth, if not immediately |
| The hallucinatory thoughts of the dying mind. Delirium is one of the most perplexing deathbed phenomena, exposing the gap between our cultural ideals of dying words and the reality of a disoriented mind. Link |
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| [Friday Joke] How do you know when you’re staying in a Mississippi hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.” |
 Honda’s special welding method is transforming its car manufacturing. Link |
| [People Smuggling] Boat stopped off Key Biscayne with Chinese, Haitian and Bangladeshi migrants. Link |
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 [Movies] Why Dune: Part Two should win the best picture Oscar. Link |
| Every government domain, all 12,253 of them. Link |
 [Diabetes Test] A Federal Judge has invalidated an Omni MedSci patent which could open the door for a Blood Glucose solution for Apple Watch. |
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| [Friday Joke] A few days before Christmas, a mom calls her daughter: “Hey, I know this might come as a shock, but I’m pregnant.” “How could this happen?” the daughter responds, shocked. “You’re 46! Oh my god, this is horrible.” “It was an accident,” the mom says. “Please just call your sister and tell her. Have to go!” The daughter frantically calls her sister who immediately calls her mom: “I don’t understand,” she says. “The two of us are flying home right away. I’m booking the flights now. This is unbelievable!” She hangs up the phone. The woman pops a bottle of wine, pours two glasses, and turns to her husband: “Honey, the kids are coming home for Christmas. And they are paying for their own plane tickets.” |
 [Guns] In New Zealand hunters must keep their guns at the police station and only pick them up during hunting season. |
| The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 2/21/25 at 7:38 am. |
  Electric hoist (440 lbs lift/120V) crane overhead garage winch remote control auto lift. YT-100/200KG $120.77 new. 2 years old. For sale $50. Pick up on Big Pine Key. B33043@outlook.com |
[Antique Olea Sancta] Catholic Church holy oil tabernacle 10+ years-old. hand carves oak. $200 More pictures |
 Barber Shop business for sale. Marathon area. Well established with good following. 11K. $2800/mo rent. Water and electric included. Serious inquiries only. Email: CSGIMBinPARADISE@bellsouth.net |
 [Adult Tricycle] Three-wheel trike bike. (Gray, 26″) Single speed. Hybrid cargo cruiser with removable wheeled basket for shopping or dogs. Exercise bike for men or women. Bicycle bell. Cable bike lock. (New $299.99 +tx = $320.99 Oct 2021). For sale now on Big Pine Key $150. Excellent condition, low milage. Only driven on Sundays. b33043@outlook.com |
 [Steel Jack Stands] NEW. 6,000 lb or 3 Ton Capacity, 1 Pair, Black and Red. New $35.88. For sale $20 for both. Never used. Link contact:b33043@outlook.com |
 [Floor Jack] NEW. BIG RED T82002-BR Torin Hydraulic Trolley Service/Floor Jack, 2 Ton (4,000 lb) Capacity, Red $46.79. For sale price $25. (Big Pine Key) New, never used. Link Contact: b33043@outlook.com |