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[Friday Joke] A retired man now volunteers to entertain patients in assisted living homes and hospitals. He visited one hospital recently and brought along his portable keyboard. After telling jokes and singing songs at patients’ bedsides, he said farewell and, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.” |
![]() [Island Art Festival] Saturday, November 25 from 9am to 3 pm at 31020 Overseas Highway, Big Pine Key. Art-Music-Food-Drinks. |
[Winning] So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on T.V. Apparently that’s unacceptable in bowling. |
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[Worm Love] Why these sea worms detach their butts to reproduce. Biologists might be closer to solving the mystery behind the Japanese green syllid worm’s reproductive behavior. Link |
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[?] Always remember, but especially Thanksgiving Day, it more than likely won’t be a phart! |
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In push to remove homeowners from Citizens Insurance, state-run insurer uses unlicensed inspectors. Link |
![]() The most expensive vehicle to operate this year. |
[Hate] Ireland’s police chief has warned that far-right radicalization will continue to disrupt the country after a night of arson, rioting and looting left parts of Dublin resembling a war zone. Link |
![]() [Illegal Conchs] Camper on Christmas Tree Island, Burley David Smith, 67, caught and ate two conchs in Key West. The decision landed him behind bars. Link |
[COVID] Why hasn’t the government and the media been reminding people to exercise Covid caution during Thanksgiving travel and gatherings? They should have been, at least, been urging Thanksgiving self-testing before cross-country travel and family dinners. I have not heard one public service announcement on the subject. |
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[History] March 1876 – Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. Moments later – He is notified that his car’s warranty has expired. |
![]() [Xmas Earlier and Earlier] It’s weird watching people put up Christmas lights while I still have pumpkins rotting on my porch. |
Mystery solved as completely intact fly is found inside a man’s colon. I thought some of that rice I ate was moving and kind of tickled my tummy. Link There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly. Video |
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![]() [Wrong Button] That moment when you’re trying to turn on the rear window defrost and accidentally hit the automatic power sunroof. |
[Friday Joke] When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat! ~David Letterman |
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The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 11/24/23 at 9:24 am. |