Letters to the editor with pictures since 2002.
Published on Big Pine Key’s garbage pick-up days,
Tuesdays and Fridays.
[“Average American woman weighs 170 pounds”] Here, this should help
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Last Friday evening’s rainbow over north-eastern Big Pine Key. |
The top restaurant violations in Florida for 2019 and 2020. Roaches, flies, a food truck with no hot water: Keys to Palm Beach filthy restaurants. Video |
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A deck is just a sad treehouse for middle-aged people. |
[Mold Removal] Is there anyone in the Keys who can clean a concrete dock of mold? Please post your ad here. |
![]() You can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, which are right over there by the sidewalk. Video |
Singapore hangs retarded drug user. Link |
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Mr. Potato Head. The mouth looks like Bubbles’ from the Trailer Park Boys. |
[Guns] FBI: more people killed with hammers, clubs than with rifles of every kind. Link |
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[Hemorrhoids] Did you know that more than half of all people will have to deal with hemorrhoids at least once in their life? Although hemorrhoids are an issue no one looks forward to dealing with, if you ever find yourself addressing that pesky condition, be VERY glad you are not living in ancient Greece with the famed Hippocrates (aka the “Father of Modern Medicine”) as your physician. Link |
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[Caption This] Meeting new girlfriends. What is she saying? Something like, “Hey asshole what the f**k are you doing? |
The untold truth of McDonald’s. Link |
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A beautiful morning at the reef at about 8:30 on Monday. |
[“Guns”] If there were no guns, game wardens would still be needed to catch poachers armed with knives and bows and arrows hunting with snares and traps. |
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I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart, while they’ve never even seen one of his paintings. |
Every time I turn around I find myself going the other way and there I am. |
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[Generally Upset] Is it possible there are really people this dumb? that vote? that drive? that breed more dummies? God help us to find them and sterilize them before it’s too late and there is irreparable damage to the gene pool. |
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[“Average American woman weighs 170 pounds”] Here, this cream should help. |
Wearing a mask alone in your car is the same as being alone in your bed wearing a condom. |
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Essential apps for brewing your own beer. Brewing comes with some math homework—but there are apps for that. Link |
[Space, The Final Frontier] First images from Nasa’s James Webb space telescope reveal ancient galaxies. The pictures show elements of the universe as they were 13bn years ago, reshaping our understanding of the cosmos. Link |
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[Covid Bracelets] Hong Kong to electronically tag Covid patients as it adopts China’s health code system. Those in home isolation will be forced to wear a bracelet tracking their movements as territory introduces China-style QR code system. Link |
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If she has this as a knife rack don’t look back, just run! |
The Coconut Telegraph was published at 11am this morning. (Editor: It would have been published at 8:30 but I forgot to hit the publish button.) |