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![]() Draw a coloring page that relates to our Library in our beautiful community. It can be as simple as you want. Final work must be hand drawn, black ink on white paper. You may sign it. Bring it to the library to give your contact information for the drawing at the end of the month. If chosen, it will be copied for kids to color-in and may be displayed on our web page and social media. It will be considered a creative donation to the library. The contest drawing is at end of this month and submissions need to be in by the 27th of August. Email me or call Ms. Gen at the library (305-743-5156) if you have more questions. Can’t wait to see your work and have fun! Maria Gonzalez, Sr. Library Assistant, Marathon Branch, Monroe County Public Library, gonzalez-maria@monroecounty-fl.g |
![]() [Marriage] These are the only times when wives will admit they’re wrong and apologize. |
Samsung announces new Galaxy Z folding phones. Open two pages at once side-by-side. Link |
![]() [Mars Vehicles] A fleet of vehicles will be required to deliver rock samples from Mars to Earth in the early 2030s. |
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Coliins, jokingly suggested: “If you had any balls, you’d say ‘Oh, my God, what is that thing?’ then scream and cut your mic. “ |
![]() [“Don’t legalize it”] “Medical ok, not otherwise” Medical means you get high but don’t feel ‘good’? Is that your thinking? A piece of paper (prescription) stops the pot from getting you high? |
[Spam] Getting all that foreign spam and unblockable junk email is awful. So just forward it to the White House, Congress, and to your ISP. |
![]() Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903–Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go.In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw |
[Medicare Part G] The Gun option. Don’t do all that work to get bennies, just go to Mexico or Cuba then wash up on a Keys beach for free everything |
![]() [Healthcare] Over 500 Canadian doctors protest raises, say they’re being paid too much (yes, “too much”). Link |
[“Don’t legalize it”] Mind your own business. We live in the Keys, but both of us are retired from NY state. How about returning to NY state. We have been here in the Keys for decades and don’t care what you want just because you just moved here. I wish we could make it illegal for New Yorkers to move here (and a few other states too). |
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Typical happily married couple. |
[Friday Joke] That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday,’ and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday. ‘I thought, well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids, they will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected.
As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, “Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way Happy Birthday” I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, “It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch just you and me.” |
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America is one of the best countries in the nation! |
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Pizza doesn’t do well down here, guys. Go up to Phlly and learn about real pizza! |
![]() Mario doesn’t understand that two things kill motorists: Alcohol and Speed. So, with this in mind and the fact that the last speeding ticket I got and deserved was over 45 years ago. Mario you can depend on me to keep driving the posted speed limit with my cruise control. Lead the pack. Drive the posted speed limit. Have a nice day. Video |
[Hates The Keys] The only thing that is not overpriced or garbage is the Keys exit sign. |
![]() The best job on a ranch is the bull’s. He doesn’t work, he just eats and has sex. What a job? |
[“Slow pokes”] A Deputy told me they don’t give tickets unless the driver is going 10 mph over the speed limit. Anything less is unenforceable in court due to speedometer fluctuations. That’s the main reason everyone (except the very old) drive 5 mph over the limit. |
![]() Ann Olsen, Spokesperson for FOLKS 847-513-4734 Shallow Sewage Well Problems 8-4-22 |
![]() New from Ronco, Bluetooth jumper cables! Find them next to the Ronco Turn Signal Fluid. |
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAaaahhh!, a talking muffin!” |
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