2023 February

Tuesday, February 14, 2023

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[For Rent] 2 bedrooms. One bath. Unfurnished Duplex on clean boating canal w/seawall going to Pine Channel and coral reef. Tiled floors throughout. Stainless steel appliances. Laundry room. Ceiling fans in living room and bath. Small screened-in porch. Very clean. A/C, 2 large brick patios. Parking for 3 vehicles. Ground level. Port Pine Heights subdivision. Quiet neighborhood. 750 square feet. No smokers or dogs. $2000 a month. First, last and $1000 security ($5000 total to move in) Utilities not included. 3974 No Name Road. Link
[Sink Holes] Is there any plan to repave Key Deer Boulevard and the adjoining bike trail. This is my 3rd winter down here and I plan to continue coming and would not like to have my brain rattling around my head every time I cross a pothole.

[Shot While Peeing] Key West building owner shoots customer urinating on the side of a Key West bar, prosecutors say. Link

Toxic chemicals burned in Ohio. 4:22-7:25 in this video on the train derailment in Ohio burning toxic gas. Video
[How to Set Up & Mount a Mailbox] Follow U.S. Postal Service guidelines for installing and placing a new mailbox at your home. Link
[“Captain Doom and Gloom”, do more research before you make a buffoon of yourself”] Why, thank you for the intellectual advice. It seems one has to title humorist input for those who endeavor to participate in jocularity on this coconut blog so the microscopic brains are not insulted or chastised by brain strain.


[For Sale] VW Bug. It ran when I parked it, just needs driver side headlight. No low ballers, I know what I got.

He who votes does not have power.  He who counts the votes has power”. ~Joseph Stalin
The media seems to only show the sissies and crank yankers screaming about the world’s problems, but none seem to have fixes for those problems.


The classic flavors are back! Wild clayberry, Tropical drywall, Chalk lovers Plaster, surprise Attic citrus, Tums.

[Chinese Corn Mill Rejected] Grand Forks, North Dakota praises rejection of Chinese company development. Link
[Car Show] The Florida Keys Southernmost Car Club is holding our Show & Shine on Sunday, February 19th Noon to 3PM at the Sugarloaf Lodge MM17. This is always a free event to all lovers of classic, custom, sports and street rod automobiles of all years and makes. There is plenty of room for parking show cars and outdoor seating in the grass under the trees with prizes and a plaque for People’s Choice and 50’s and 60’s music from our new sound system.  Bring the kids to enjoy these beautiful relics of the auto world.
We now have a food truck on site and his name is Ronnie.  He will be there at the show next Sunday to provide you with his specialties, snacks and non-alcoholic beverages.  Let’s support Ronnie so he will support us.  Bring your own coolers if you wish.
The Club is seeking new members.  Join at the show and receive a new style Club shirt and Club sticker. For more information contact Lance Stehman 305-797-6782

[Giraffe Sex] With no set breeding season or visual cues, giraffe romance is difficult to navigate. Link
[Peeing Man Shot] The owner of Conch Town Liquors and Lounge shot and killed a guy for peeing on his building. I remember way back when it was the Esquire topless lounge. I knew the owner Bud Brewer very well!

Oh, great, here comes the German spy balloon!

[Response to Bad Review] A German ballet director smeared dog feces onto the face of a critic after a bad review of his show. The feces was from his dachshund “Gustav” (You can’t make this stuff up!) Link
Green lasers seen over Hawaii. You guys go nuts over contrails; I wonder how you’ll absorb this. OK conspiracy theorists, get ready to go in 3-2-1 …  Link
[Magic Bank Account] Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400 in your private account for your use. However, this prize has rules… Link


[Ouch Department] Woman reveals she has over 3,500 piercings inside her vagina. Video

There are two rules for success: 1. Never reveal everything you know.

Captain Doom and Gloom” who recently volunteered for the United States Balloon Force has made his first kill over Alaska flying the dreaded ID-10-T balloon chair. Armed only with the sub-atomic sharp stick and a BB gun for altitude control. Captain D&G only said after the mission that it was “Damned cold.”

[Super Bowl] I was at a friend’s house when his kids went wild and yelled at me for turning off their television sound because a commercial come on. Talk about a brain washed generation. We are in trouble!

[Super Bowl] Anybody watch the drive and determination of super bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes? His motivation was outstanding and a true example to athletes, military, and normal citizens who are pursuing goals. Fantastic!

The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 2/14/23 at 8:52 am.