2023 June

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

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The Sheriff thinks they need to harass boaters at one of our few public boat ramps. Deputies sit on private property in their cars at the entrance near the canal to SR4 ramp on Little Torch and are giving out tickets for “going too fast”. Rumor is the owner of the corner house is buddies with RR[?] and called in a favor because they don’t like all the boat traffic. Kind of moving next to the airport and then complaining about jet noise, eh?
[Shitty Restaurants] Flies on cut fruit. Roaches on a prep table. How Key West restaurants failed inspection and who they are. Video


[Alligators] A gator on a Florida Keys highway to a crocodile in a pool. This trapper is in demand. Video

[Do Not Criticize Bubbas or Else] A Key West planning board member gets sacked after publicly criticizing FKAA. Link
Because of our unjustified treatment of Cuba, they are now siding with China and allowing them to install a spy station on the island.
I get ‘page not found’ on the video link on parasailing lawsuit in Friday’s Coconut. (Ed: the link was correct. Here it is again. Link)

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[Society Collapse] A man drowned snorkeling in Hawaii on his honeymoon. While rescuers scrambled to help, thieves stole the couple’s cell phones, wallets, and rental car. Link
[ChatGPT] Radio host sues ChatGPT developer over allegedly libelous claims. Lawsuit claims OpenAI is responsible for the chatbot’s ‘false and malicious’ answers. Link
Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys reality.
Eve of Destruction — Barry McGuire 1965
Watch a submarine drone hover in the air and then swim underwater. It’s at home buzzing over dry ground, but then plunges into a pool. Here’s how the flying machine works. Link


White House confirms reports of China spy base in Cuba. Video

[Notoriety] Remember the 7 Deadly Sins?  Now there’s an 8th one:  Notoriety. The act of satisficing a false ego to gain exposure and fortune through BS.
[Mandatory Garbage Composting Bins] Who’s selling the bins and who owns the processing plants?  Dem Guyz, right? NYC can’t get 90% of its citizens to take a bath let alone do this composting. Some nitwit will back over a bin filled with rotten garbage and it will stink up that street for a month, until the city sends out a crew. But there is a good side to this, the street people will not starve. Link
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[8 Billion People] In demographics, the world population is the total number of humans currently living. It was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took over 200,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach one billion and only 219 years more to reach 8 billion. How many by 2024, 2030, 2050?

[Phone Landlines] Innovative voice technology is turning telephones obsolete. Link

[How to Flush Out Your Eye] Act quickly when a chemical or object gets in your eye. Link
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 6/13/23 at 8:24 am.